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Rory Dunn

@thetruerory.bsky.social
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Comedian. Fiend.

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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Sat in a new corner of the A&W. Really expanding my horizons.
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Itty Bitty Titty Committee? Sorry, that's down the hall. This is for Big Fat Cans Stans
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Gonna start calling people peckerwood. Gonna bring back peckerwood.
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Babe you don't understand I'm horny for your soul
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Deleted my account on Twitter, my final reluctance was the quality of horny my algorithm was. I destroyed an empire!
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
If you're excited about A.I. kill yourself
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The 10 Best Movies of 2024 10. Carnival is Over 9. Furiousa: A Mad Max Saga 8. Close Your Eyes 7. Rebel Ridge 6. Hit Man 5. Nosferatu 4. Challengers 3. A Real Pain 2. Anora 1. I Saw the TV Glow Read more about my choices here: movieslikerory.substack.com/p/rorys-10-b...
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Rory's 10 Best Films of 2024
2024, for me, was a year of transition.
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Sensory memory is insane, I can vividly remember what Hot Wheels taste like
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I simply can't take anyone who owns a funko pop seriously
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Love when bands include demos as bonus tracks, love hearing my favorite song worse and unfinished
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Literally every cover of a Taylor Swift song is better than her version
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Bad news everyone: Murray Corky Blue reposted a series of problematic BingBangs from known white supremacist MonkdaFunk
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Can I finally admit I thought Tony Hinchcliffe was a guy doing a hack comedian character this entire time?
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
You're not a content creator, content has value. You're more like a digital gruel chef.
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Uncomfortable with how "naughty" is equally childish and horny
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
I think it's time we all stop pretending chefs deserve respect
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
It's at least a little weird that we all know what bukkake is
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Dreamt I owned a deli. It was a perfect life.
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Blue Sky is, mostly, an embarrassing amalgamation of jokes from 2016
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
"Hitler's Dream" coming 2026
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Cuck my wife in two places/ This is my favorite chair
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Arkells? More like FartSmells
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Ever gently rub your back against a tree and pretend it's the erotic caress of a lover
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
I don't know what a femboy is and it's too late to ask
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Lily @lilywrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
dracula: ah ah ah! listen to them, the children of the night. what music they make! bats: [extremely loud ska]
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Gonna make a real twisted, fucked up movie about how society is good and everything is chill
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Yeah, I guess you could say Mercury is rising! (Mercury is what I call my penis) (because it's bright red and people won't touch it until the distant future)
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
I find it hard to believe anyone cares about Dave Grohl this much in 2024
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Took a taxi and someone wrote a whole article about it
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
If I can't yell about my love of eating pussy what's the point of applying for your comedy taping
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
Not queer but I relate to Chappelle Roan's love of vehicular oral
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Happy for Olivia Munn and a haircut from the Lil' Rascals
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Rory "Spaghetti" Dunn Rory "the Noodle" Dunn Rory "Ragu" Dunn Rory "the Gnocchi" Dunn
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Poly women - hot, interesting, redefining social norms Poly men - untrustworthy, disgusting, pigs
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Having trouble making friends as an adult? Have you tried not being a fucking loser?
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
I could pay for therapy or I could pretend the host of a children's TV program from thirty years ago is patiently listening to me on Tiktok. Those are somehow the only options.
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Honestly love sitting on a chair that's a little too big and kicking my feet, top tier pastime
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
David Bowie? More like David Blowie! Now that's a dick I would have sucked!
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Cum.
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
"Paperbacks" sounds like a slur you'd use on librarians
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
A heist film about low ranking Olympic athletes using their skills to steal a big ol' diamond
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
You love Weird Al Yankovic, so time to get ready for Unsettling Rory Dunn
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Try as they might, Bluesky and Threads will never have the raw horniness of Twitter
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Wrote about the Yellow Light Trilogy in my newsletter: open.substack.com/pub/moviesli...
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The Yellow Lights Trilogy
Crime, Cars, and Neo-Noir in Modern Los Angeles
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Hoping to get a handy at the Switchfoot concert while they play Dare You to Move
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
Nifty article from the Vancouver Guardian about me and comedy and me
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Tragedy Plus Time: Vancouver Comedian Rory Dunn
In a world where comedy often defies expectations, Rory Dunn stands out with a style that's both energetic and unpredictable.
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Tell me your favorite music video and come to my fun comedy show this Friday www.showpass.com/your-music-v...
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Your Music Video Sucks - Little Mountain Gallery - Vancouver - Sep 6, 2024
Join a panel of Vancouver’s best comedians as they roast music videos through the eras, from David Bowie to Nickelback to Sabrina Carpenter! Are the angel wings a metaphor or just there? Is this a Six...
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Rory Dunn @thetruerory.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Wish more rappers followed the naming convention of The Notorious B.I.G. Would love to hear from The Infallible D.U.D.E.
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