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@thetraderstan.bsky.social
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Your dad's favorite runescape npc RSN: Stan On Zeah (ex-HC as of 10/20/2024) Rank 1 Crab Boss Founder and organizer for @indieimpact.bsky.social AeroAce 🟩⬜️⬛️🟪

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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was hoping for Sailor Jupiter, but we take that
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nobody better fucking talk to me after Indie Impact because I'm going to be BUSY
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
K well, I'm out. If I ever want to play Runescape in the future, I'll stick to private servers. 🖕 I regret ever reupping
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never forget what they took from us
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tbh I enjoy the classic models more. But I'm not going to say that they don't look like dog water LOL! But a LOT of the HD models also look like dog water. I wish they would have actually turned the classic models into an HD model rather than importing retail models. Like THIS looks really good
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm excited to hear what the new OSRS Roadmap is going to be. I have no real predictions, but I have a few wants - Tempestus - Varlamore diary - A Kingdom Divided follow-up quest - Leagues 7 - Artisan - Next Mahjarrat quest - New Gnome quest - Finally opening w/e tf this door is on Zeah
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't look at me I was weak.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They should stop polling content. I think, at this point, the devs know what the game is supposed to be. Most things pass nowadays anyway. I also think content cadence is too quick. Bronzeman is stupid. So is TCG mode.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didn't last long, huh?
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Runescape and WoW were easily the most influential games I've ever played lol. Mario was just a gateway drug, but it counts. And I counted Osrs as it's own game, sue me
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You get no context for this.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here are some of the commissions I had from Corgi :3 (the last one is my favorite) There's a few others lying around here somewhere
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is fucking WILD
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You fucking what?
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I had a visceral reaction when seeing these lights in game. Genuinely so magical. Like it turned the corner, gasped and let go of my mouse and keyboard lol 🤣 Probably my favorite detail I've seen anywhere in Classic+ so far.
Some beautiful fucking lights
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rat stuck in a meatball. That is all.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😭
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@inguswraith.bsky.social and I are best friends. Don't let him tell you otherwise.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We were doing an experiment in Discord this evening. In no particular order, I think these are my top 25 games of all time.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
GET UP ON THE SETTLEMENT'S CHAMPION -beeping intensifies-
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No, but actually, go fuck yourselves so hard. Anyone participating in this is a fucking loser
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think this is a cuter snake in osrs.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No one is surprised by this.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Got an email about the Aion 2 scale test. Curious, I looked at Aion 2 on Steam and was immediately hit with an AI warning... HUGE shame on NC, dude wtf...?
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
50% of the people in the Nintendo Direct chat rn
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Next week is going to be fucking AWESOME Blizzcon, but more importantly, we have TWO Directs! Prediction 🧵
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
To start my day, I play this card face down and end my turn.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've decided to stop ignoring people who email me about really bad jobs. $12/hr is fucking WILD.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
People defending the dog shit gta6 trailer online like "oh it's an unfinished game" my brother it releases in 2 months and has been in development for 13 years. The game looks like ass, get over it.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Watching a video of the new WoW story patch. This is basically the best summary of the entire story so far. Spoilers, I guess?
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Devour my whole inventory the MOMENT Olm hits me with anything, then complain about dying because I'm out of food.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey Stan Hey What are you doing? Nothing. What's that behind your back? ...nothing...
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Meet Braun, my generic human fighter that I'll be playing during #Campweek2026 later this Friday. He might not be too smart, but with brawns like these, who needs anemones? wait...
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This might be the saddest day in SMO randomizer history 😭 JUST found Ruined Kingdom but need 6 more moons before I can complete it. Not to mention missing ground pound jump and dive
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm joining some homies over at @questlineguild.bsky.social to raise money for the Bob Woodruff Foundation! We'll be live throughout the week starting August 24th, doing a bunch of cool, different things www.twitch.tv/punsablazing www.twitch.tv/m00sefer www.twitch.tv/litpotato57 #BrandRisks
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Quest 64 spotted 👀
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Top 10 rage bait moments of 2026. Number 7, freaking out @kingcuddler.bsky.social
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Trans women are cool af. I don't make the rules 🤷‍♀️
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I did an Osrs speedrun a LONG time ago. It's at 69 views 😎 I think it's time to retire from YouTube while I'm on top.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
People are far too comfortable making games with ai now. These are not devs. These are children with a Claude subscription.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think I'm officially calling it for this year's rs3 league. Just was not feeling it. Relics were good, but something about this league just had me really bored. Hope people are having fun tho! Maybe next year. Osrs league when 👀?
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The world we would live if Runescape 3 had Zeah.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
LITERALLY
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I think I'm locking it in.
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ya know, we take this LOL
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Trader Stan @thetraderstan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Boy. NO idea where to even begin with these LOL
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