Reposted by @thetacticalseal.bsky.social
ATTENTION. DO NOT TRUST ANYONE WHO USES THE BATHROOM MORE THAN THREE TIMES A DAY. HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT IBS REALLY MEANS?
IBS
Implicit
Beacon of
Satan
FREQUENT SHITTERS ARE USING THE TOILET TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEVIL. YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE FIRST TO BE TAKEN. STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
