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Barry Bureau

@thesump.bsky.social
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Just another body washed up on the shore of cyber space.

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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The most interesting thing to happen at the "Mad"ring was an Austin Martin breaking down. It's been far too dull. #f1
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It takes a great deal of skill and planning to make a race more boring than Monaco. #f1
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C'mon, Do Something Stickman Meme
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Finally did myself a lovely Gorkanaut for tha boyz. Surely a gun that big must be able to hit something? #warhammer40k
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
A fun juxtaposition of news stories, warships with frikin' laser beams which a Space Marine watches shooing into the sky.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Movies you've watched more than six times, using only GIFs.
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two men in a car with the words can you hear me on the screen
ALT: two men in a car with the words can you hear me on the screen
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Stupid magnets leaping across the model to the other stupid magnet spreading glue as they fly, then getting glued to my fingers when I try and put them back again. Who's idea was this?
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
My first car was a black 1979 Ford Capri S, which cost me a whole £150. It turned out not to be as solid as the hedge it hit, and that's how I learned that it's worth replacing 20 year old tires even if it seems expensive. I'm still sad about that lesson.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The reassuring sound of a 3D printer peeling the print off the FEP film, followed by the anxiety of the quiet period where you can't hear it as it moves through the support section.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This White Dwarf cover has always intrigued me, what on earth is going on between this Space Marine, and these presumably Necromunda gangers?
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
What I love about Tinder, is how easy it is to spot the bots and scammers. They're the ones who chat to you when you've matched.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
A few shots of the complete Gaslands Batmobile, I have a few further ideas what I want to add but don't currently have the parts. #Gaslands #hobby #wip
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I have a thousand other things on the bench which I'm supposed to be working on, but I looked at this, and now all I can think about is Gaslands. So I guess that takes priority now.
A Hotwheels The Batman's car from The Batman. Absolutely gagging for a few choice mods.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Last night two warbands lined up opposite each other in the middle of my village, each with spears in their hands as their leaders yelled challenges at each other. I walked along the rear rank of one, where I met a friend. We went into a small building to talk and watch the forthcoming battle.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
How your email finds me:
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Yup, ghosted for the first time in my life. Ah well.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I had a date arranged tonight, I sent a message to confirm what time I would be there and it hasn't been delivered, can't be delivered in fact... Do I still go on the off chance that it's just some innocent failure of technology? I probably will, but I think it's likely a ghost...
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
it’s a Roman Salute!
4 panel comic in response to Elon Musk doing a Nazi Salute

Panel 1
Orange Guy and Purple Guy watch Musk do a Nazi Salute on a big screen
Purple Guy: It’s a Roman Salute

Panel 2
Orange Guy and Purple Guy look up at giant banner featuring a picture of Musk with a tiny moustache 
Purple Guy: It’s a Chaplin ‘Tache

Panel 3
Orange Guy and Purple Guy stand in front of a row of soldiers who are all Sieg Heiling 
Purple Guy: It’s a Freedom Force

Panel 4
Orange Guy and Purple Guy stand in front of a row of prisoners walking into a sleek silver tunnel
Purple Guy: It’s a cyber camp
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Who is your celebrity "birthday twin" (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I suppose there are similarities between being retweeted by Elon Musk and the living dead battering down your door groaning their desire to eat your brains.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I asked Grok to summarise my tweets, apparently my interests are pickled eggs and politics. Which is pretty on point, with a strong bias toward pickled eggs.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Advertise your account using one (1) Simpson's image.
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a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The Christmas Day Watchlist 2024: Doctor Who The War Games Tales of Tomorrow Wallace and Gromit Revenge Most Foul Cat Women of the Moon Predator Rarely has there been a finer day's viewing achieved since gluttony and TV were first paired.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
"Twelfth Night Till Candlemas" The story of a 40 year book-quest and of its remarkable ending And about goblins and Christmas; the perils of ChatGPT; and the real value of librarians and so on Substack emptycity.substack.com/p/twelfth-ni... Personal blog davidallengreen.com/2024/12/twel...
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Just put the Christmas decorations up. All three of them.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you’ve watched more than ten times.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I bought a few prints from @happytoast.bsky.social a while ago as gifts for friends and family, they were very well received and I highly recommend them!
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 17/12/2024
It's the HappyToast ridiculous last minute Christmas giveaway! I'm shoving a load of Christmas themed prints of various sizes in some envelopes tomorrow morning. If you want a chance of receiving some, just Like, Repost and Follow (UK only because Brexit soz)
HappyToast Christmas prints
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
"Hello, I'd like to report a war-crime. Yes, nobody has removed my mould lines".
A chap in a bearskin hat and gasmask is on the telephone.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Yourself, but as a cartoon.
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Jolene Masanda @thisisjolenese.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This one man who was told he couldn't leave cables trailing across the pavement has convinced me to give up on the environment. My plastic recycling wasn't collected, so now I'm just going to burn it all. 🙄 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Oldham man 'gives up' on electric car after council charging 'ordeal'
David Kelsall sells the vehicle after Oldham Council says he could not charge it at home.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
we all know where this is going
4 panel comic prompted by the news that Elon Musk is considering buying Hasbro to secure the rights to Dungeons & Dragons

Panel 1: Close up of a page in a book saying “Rule 1. When you are playing with Sir Elon of Musk, he and he alone is permitted to use Le Epic Die”

Panel 2: Three D & D players look up from the rule book, each of them is scowling.

Panel 3: Elon Musk, looking incredibly pleased with himself while reaching into a small purple pouch…

Panel 4: close up of Elon’s hand. He holds a 20 sided die, with a 20 on every single side
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Theres something very special about a boss who doesn't listen to what you say, but just assumes you're an idiot and concludes what your words mean based on that. Anyway, viva la revolución.
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I've had a film sat in the back of a draw for years waiting for me to get some developer. I had no idea what was on it. The last thing I expected to find was a rhino. #35mm #photography
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Dustycat007 @dustycat007.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
No idea what these fungi are, but lovely light on them. #fungi #fungifriends #mushrooms #nature #photography
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It's been a good 7 years since I developed any 35mm film, but finally I've dug out my gear and it looks a bit like it actually worked. Fujifilm Neopan Acros 100iso, pushed to 400iso. #35mm #photography
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Cladonia coccifera, a lichen, not quite fungus, not quite alge. But a tiny alien world all of it's own. #fungifriends
A tiny alien landscape of tree-like lichen.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Morris Dancers after dark, long after the event of the day was over, they simply couldn't stop dancing. youtu.be/81B0FOlcvgI?...
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Morris Dancers Gone Wild on the Streets of Tavistock.
YouTube video by Dan of the Unfathomable Realms
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Found these little guys living on top of a wall. #fungifriends #mushroommonday
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
And this is what Morris Dancers do to relax after a hard day's prancing.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A Morris Dance broke out in Tavistock today, a swarm of them came to jingle bells and clatter sticks. Whatever has this town come to? T'werent like that in my day!
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch! My 3D prints of STLs from Briteminis.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Here's a thing I wrote following a cider fueled discussion with @impstudio.bsky.social about using miniatures in film. We built a test set, and then he built a bunch more and filmed my script and produced this, Attack Of The Benevolent. #miniatures #scifi #film youtu.be/mdMCqMOKcpk?...
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Unfathomable Realms 01- Attack of the Benevolent!
YouTube video by IMP Studio
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
My little chop-top Gaslands Beetle I made from my bits box. It was based on a photo of a real car I saw, and just loved the look of.
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I found this little porcelain fungus lying on its own, I looked up and found a whole world of little #fungifriends
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I feel like Orks would be quite keen on crabs, little tanks with massive claws. So I was pleased to find this STL for a crabby Deff Dread.
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Hello! I put together a basic 'So You've Left Hobby Twitter' starter pack for new joiners to Bluesky who maybe feel a bit lost. It's not exhaustive but should be enough to get a complete beginner started with a mix of content creators, writers and hobbyists. Please share around go.bsky.app/8L5waet
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Barry Bureau @thesump.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
Lewis Hamilton, my favourite driver, with Charles LeClerc, my favourite F1 personality driving together at Ferrari, a team I've always loved for the heritage and passion... I'm already looking forward to this year being over.
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