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The SquidProQuo

@thesquidproquo.com
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Standard number of bones but out of warranty. Dogs, art, transit, food, gaming, LFC, Seattle. He/Him/Squid

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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 06/10/2026
I guess you could free the io with a pair of snips but this seems silly (hiding them behind a vent).
Explode view of ghost computer parts demonstrating it uses a motherboard 7with standard complement of io ports (usb, network, etc)View of ghost computer rear panel with vent blocking the io ports shown in previous image.
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 23/07/2026
guess who got yelled at meme
A character walks into a room saying "Hey guys! Guess who just got yelled at."
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 19/07/2026
illustration of Odysseus and crew escaping as the cyclops throwing a boulder at their ship, with:
-ship labeled as Momentum
-cyclops labeled as Fox
-boulder labeled as "pausa de hidratación"
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 24/06/2026
do we think @girmayzahilay.bsky.social 's been flooded with this article enough? $20mil+ to rehab a building that's going to be knocked down as soon as we can get Ballard Link moving forward? www.nytimes.com/2026/06/22/o...
NYT article snip stating that RTO policies are consistently driven by managerial ego.
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 25/05/2026
Car-supremacy causes brain rot
Clip of article comparing the inconvenience of a once-a-year event to the authoritarian regime of North Korea.
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 26/03/2026
Gizmodo advert for Hisense "AI Agent Suite", promising to bring connection and emotional value to smart home appliances.
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Quote from Douglas Adams in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe:

“Modern elevators are strange and complex entities. The ancient electric winch and “maximum-capacity-eight-persons" jobs bear as much relation to a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter as a packet of mixed nuts does to the entire west wing of the Sirian State Mental Hospital.
This is because they operate on the curious principle of “defocused temporal perception.” In other words they have the capacity to see dimly into the immediate future, which enables the elevator to be on the right floor to pick you up even before you knew you wanted it, thus eliminating all the tedious chatting, relaxing and making friends that people were previously forced to do while waiting for elevators.
Not unnaturally, many elevators imbued with intelligence and precognition became terribly frustrated with the mindless business of going up and down, up and down, experimented briefly with the notion of going sideways, as a sort of existential protest, demanded participation in the decision-making process and finally took to squatting in basements sulking.
An impoverished hitchhiker visiting any planets in the Sirius star system these days can pick up easy money working as a counselor for neurotic elevators.”
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 26/03/2026
inside you there are two wolves
official white house tweet proclaiming "America will never give up the moon"Mr. Show scene where Nasa scientists insist "America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon."
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 13/03/2026
Forgive the ai slop
The dime with Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes, in the style of the common decal/bumper sticker) peeing on the olive branches.  

Text:  Unctum Est Crudelitas (ai-Latin for “The point is cruelty”)
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 03/02/2026
look, I've found the problem here, and it's y'all listening to / publishing "Two top podcasters" as a serious headline.
snippet of the headline reading "Two top podcasters" as if that's a valuable group of people to listen to.
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 14/01/2026
If "Find My" worked, the abductors probably didn't get paid out by the machine. Were they too stupid to know they'd need the kid to enter his credentials to get it done? Incompetence isn't a super noteworthy distinction for these ICE fascists at this point.
Screenshot of the ecoatm.com site explaining that "Find My' must be disabled and the phone factory reset in order to be sold to its kiosks.
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 10/12/2025
@seattledot.bsky.social someone ran over the beg button at SE corner of S College and 15th Ave S. Y’all should wrap these corners in bollards to protect our people and infrastructure from drivers.
A knocked over crosswalk buttonStreet signs at 15th Ave S and S College St in Seattle, WA
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 05/12/2025
Donald Trump collecting a medal at the FIFA World Cup draw, with the medal's packaging being re-labeled (photoshop) "Citizenship". Trump's stupid face makes it look like he's getting away with something, implying that he's stealing citizenship.
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 18/06/2025
also, ignoring all the other reasons this is stupid, population difference is off by 2 orders of magnitude
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 11/06/2025
These guys?
George Washington crossing the Delaware River during the Revolutionary War. End fascism, march and fight.
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 07/05/2025
Only two men can save us
Sinbad and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Myron Larabee and Howard Langston in Jingle All The Way.Sinbad as Dementor in Jingle All The WayArnold Schwarzenegger as Turbo Man in Jingle All The Way
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 25/04/2025
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 18/04/2025
“Is this a butterfly?” meme image with “PNW” as the fella, “April” as the butterfly, and “Is this summer?” as the question.
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 24/03/2025
Kitchen staff not primarily good at food: confirmed
A Twitter snip showing a gold-trimmed plate of slop served at Mar A Lago
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 06/12/2024
What FBI?
chart showing programs to be cut by DOGE under Trump, including the FBI.

https://bsky.app/profile/steverattner.bsky.social/post/3lckuo5wbp22f
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 20/05/2023
Just found this little panel in my car, and while I don’t have any babies of my own, trust that I will follow these instructions when called upon
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 16/05/2023
Welcome from Lexy and I! flic.kr/p/2oAtHCb
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 12/05/2023
My face working on Friday while the weather outside is perfect
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 12/05/2023
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 11/05/2023
Orcas Island, WAhttps://flic.kr/p/2oxfkz5
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 11/05/2023
this is where i skeet from
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 10/05/2023
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 10/05/2023
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 10/05/2023
youtu.be/Ok85BmPyl_I
Shenanigans meme from Super Troopers
"Ours are cheeky and fun."
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 09/05/2023
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 09/05/2023
You get one every two weeks
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 08/05/2023
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 07/05/2023
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 07/05/2023
flic.kr/p/2mYWuQH
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 07/05/2023
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 06/05/2023
The only kings we recognize
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 06/05/2023
Lexy @ the beach a couple weekends back flic.kr/p/2omP89t
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 05/05/2023
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 04/05/2023
Smile or no?
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 04/05/2023
@darthbluesky.bsky.social are we even getting out of bed today?
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 04/05/2023
About to open up the “What’s Hot” tab flic.kr/p/2n9Ua91
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 04/05/2023
Are we still posting buns on main? flic.kr/p/2oxf57P
2 buns
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 04/05/2023
flic.kr/p/2nun5hU
Filthy dog, pleased with herself
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 03/05/2023
Twitter vs Bluesky
Dog reveling in mud pitDog observing the landscape
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 30/04/2023
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 28/04/2023
Welcome aboard!
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 26/04/2023
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 25/04/2023
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 20/04/2023
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 19/04/2023
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The SquidProQuo @thesquidproquo.com · 19/04/2023
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