Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Tau changes today are really sick. Also less confusing to explain to somebody else. I picked a good "time" to "get into" 40k 000
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 23/05/2025the fungus i use the most is definitely Corpsejack (my goat), but a personal fav is easily Marionette. 030
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025"bavarian cream turnover" DOES sound like a sex act. had one this morning 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 19/05/2025all time top episode of hotel hell is the one where Gordon's just like "this hotel isn't working AND you have no bitches" and there's a whole subplot where he gets the guy a date 000
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 18/05/2025me: so how's the bitch back home? my friend, who's a Yorkshire Terrier: i love her. she's the light of my life 000
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 16/05/2025my sultry hips have been banging into tables and corners a lot today. damn this voluptuous body of mine 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025showed a girl my hair today and she asked me what my secret was. didn't know how to answer, so I just said "don't cut it" 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025i like the normal travelling chocobo art more than the alternate ones, but i also like fun colors. i doubt we'll get an ext. art of the normal under these circumstances, but it's what i want 020
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025i'm so embarrassed man. girl brushed past me on the subway and i giggled like the pillsbury dough boy. i can't do this anymore 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025heh, nice try fellow fan. but i've pathologized YOUR niche into seeming psychotic, and MY NICHE into seeming based. now everybody on this twitter thread will know i'm better than you 020
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025i know this barmaid asmr is supposed to make me feel relaxed but there's NO WAY I'm gonna be able to eat this big ass loaf of bread. how will i save room for my meal. 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 11/05/2025guy in aliens: HEY! that's my emotional support hostile alien species >: ( 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 06/05/2025i'm very much a devil on your shoulder typa guy. yeah you SHOULD have some ice cream, today sucked. SKIP the gym and sleep in this morning, it's not going anywhere. yeah hot cheetos do sound good rn 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 05/05/2025took many years to get the confidence required to check my ass out in the gym mirror but here I go 030
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 05/05/2025been playing Rise at the laundromat to pass time. game's perfect for that, and super fun. glad Wilds' being fun brought me back to this game. looking forward to Sunbreak, I've heard a lot of really positive stuff about it 000
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 05/05/2025he also gave me a plate off of carving. safe to say Zinogre is my friend : ) 000
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 04/05/2025maybe I'm the friend that's too weird, but responding with FINALLY when somebody starts an of feels strange. I get you're trying to be supportive, but it just sounds like you've been waiting for AGES to see those nudes. very odd. 120
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 01/05/2025watching someone play Nier Replicant and this game looks fuckin awful. perhaps it just doesn't appeal to my sensibilities 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 29/04/2025the key to being funny online is doing it in as few words as possible 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 25/04/2025took a rear view selfie and looked really worried about somethin 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 25/04/2025the most powerful nations in the world don't take the welfare of actual human beings seriously. choke on AI and die please 000
Reposted by Nick Birkettonion person @junlper.beer · 25/04/2025fascism is here. rightwingers do not believe in laws. they must be punished for this 5560401151
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 25/04/2025my toxic trait is definitely the highly deadly poison that seeps out of my skin. BUT to be fair I am brightly colored 131
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025ya know, a lot of members of the online EDH community are very vocal about loving tokens, but I'm more of a counters guy myself. +1/+1 counters just sorta find their way into a lot of my decks... and counterspells 000
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025i really love the foley in Dead Rising 1. all the little sound effects are very nice. the pitter patter of shoes against the mall floor. the slight crunch to the VO. the sound of the smoothie maker popping off. good stuff 000
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 21/04/2025(posts ass on main) haha sorry phone eats first 030
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 21/04/2025one day, my beautiful and loving wife will be screaming my name at the Iowa State Fair Husband Calling Contest 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 19/04/2025medieval Peasants were actually quite scared of love, that's why "intimate" and "intimidate" sound so similar. 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 18/04/2025had a great moment at the gym doing arms where I felt really sexy and let my hair down and DAMN it was all curled and looked great you shoulda seen it 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 18/04/2025incredible moment at the end of a Congalala hunt where I leapt from my bird, shot the heavy pod into its face and instantly killed it (at the end of the hunt) while still midair. felt pretty cool 000
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 18/04/2025call me a clumsy lumberjack because I have been DROPPIN LOGS today 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 17/04/2025holy FUCK just had a rad hunt. responded to an SoS for the Tempered Rathian + Quematrice optional quest, and I perfect guarded EVERY big fireball from Rath, each time running in front of the team to do it. felt like a superhero. dope game 000
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 15/04/2025my muscles are strong but so is my compulsion to eat sweet treats. thus, i am rectangular 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 14/04/2025my theory: silksong has been a complete game for 3 years, but they've been working on a way to make that games Path of Pain inflict actual physical pain on the player 000
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 11/04/2025"dude with the big hair" they say, not knowing my heart is bigger and stuff 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 07/04/2025one thing I'm thinking about Title Updates for Wilds is: I want every region to get either ONE (1) monster whose TIED with the Apex in power, or I want NO new monsters to top Apexes. they're Apexes for a reason. get BODIED by the big fish, idiot 100
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 07/04/2025when Alma is waiting for the Diva to sing, she never speaks english for me. I'm not sure if she's bugged, or speaking Wyverian out of respect for the culture. 000
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 06/04/2025finally got my favorite roses in at work! look how beautiful she is : D 010
Nick Birkett @thespunyarn.bsky.social · 06/04/2025just fought a tempered Uth who never dropped his veil. is that a thing? he never got naked. dumb bastard. does breaking something on his body cause this or is it a glitch? 000
