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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It’s time to eliminate the CAN-SPAM exemption for political advertising.

Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

@nytimes.com - I want an offer that lets me add four. Not three. Because that's how many people are in my family. I don't want it with chunks withheld - Sports, Puzzles, Cooking. I want it all. Price that out instead of offering to upgrade me to something that doesn't work for us.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

There a dozens of bars in the US that are called The Village Idiot. Each thought it was independently clever.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Always a tinge of sadness on Labor Day when I have to be serious and put the doors and top back on the Jeep.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

About to take down this Flock camera with an angle grinder. Wish me luck.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

We have more tomatoes than I can reliably give away. So I’m having a BLT or a plate of sliced tomatoes with balsamic every day for lunch.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

JFC. How many live albums did Deep Purple put out?

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Harvests make the summer worthwhile.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Latest episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds - There’s an Aubrey-Maturin easter egg.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Every time I get an "are you human?" challenge from Cloudflare...

Fifth Element meme - "Negative. I am a meat popsicle."

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Summer mode came a bit late this year, largely driven by the late end to school/exams and my boys' need to arrive with their broccoli tops unmussed.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Lightning bugs made it early for July 4th.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

It’s still fun to say Mbappé.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

If anyone in the DC metro has access to a squadron of flying drone dildoes, the time is now

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Trump 2028 has such, “Nah, Russ. He’s not gonna pork her” energy.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Same coffee bean order, double the price.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

And this is the perfect illustration of how we're paying for a subscription whether we like it or not. We're stuck paying for crap quality over and over. Why make a quality product when you can make a crap product with a bunch of fake reviews that gets there same day?

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Got a replacement starter for my tractor on Amazon last year. I already bit the big one. I took it off and saw the gear was mangled - I must not have noticed that it was plastic. So I go back to my Amazon purchase history and I see an updated product - "Now with upgraded *metal* gear."

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I am dubbing this NYC neighborhood FUTBOL - Fucking Under the Triboro Bridge Overhead Lanes.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Beacon Theatre with Thomas for Tedeschi Trucks

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

You are challenged to put up a one-word post on LinkedIn that attracts the most attention possible. What is your one word?

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

so much depends upon people having functional empathy glands fuck your red wheelbarrow

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

My tauntaun froze before the first marker.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Leading a pointless crusade to put more of these in circulation because most people under 30 think they’re fake. #chaoticgood

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I am allowed to sit in my pajamas and slippers on Christmas Eve and listen to The Cars.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Happy Epstein Files Day to all who celebrate. How shall we wag the dog today? * Armed conflict with Venezuela * Alien invasion (aliens eat bald eagles and poop fentanyl) * 600% decrease in affordability * All of the above

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I have a 2013 with the plain ol’ painted-the-same-color-as-the-rest-of-it grille. Does that mean I can’t sneak up on Nazis? (Looks around garage for rattlecan of flat black Rustoleum)

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Clean the snow off your car! No, not you. You’re special.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I’m tired. I’ve been tired of listening to Christmas music since Thanksgiving. I’ve been tired of maxxed out credit since the pandemic. I’ve been tired of structured bullshit weekend activities since I became a parent. But most of all, I’m tired of knowing it’s all just going to get worse.

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Abendroth @abendroth.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The rich want us to have a world free of working class art. The only art they want is what they can sell top-down to the masses and art that they can invest in as a speculative market. When the working class creates art they are not generating profit for the capital class and they hate this

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I will absolutely put a Dromedary Records Herb Grinder (dromedaryrecords.bandcamp.com/merch/dromed...) on my Christmas list (www.giftster.com/list/sdaz0/).

dromedaryrecords.bandcamp.com

Dromedary Herb Grinder from Dromedary Records

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Does all that satyagraha stuff work on people who don’t feel shame? Discuss.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

There is no such thing as Cyber Monday anymore. The whole thing was predicated on people shopping online at work where the Internet access was speedy. These days, people have better connections at home than they do at work.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/11/2025

42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record theonion.com/42-million-dead-in-blo…

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

This is a reminder that if you have a big honkin' turkey, you may need to move it from the freezer to the refrigerator as soon as tomorrow (Saturday).

fsis.usda.gov

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Who remembers when Katie cried because she had to go see KISS twice?

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I will place him in an exalted spot in my office, as a reminder to put a glide in one’s stride and a dip in one’s hip. #MakeMyFunkthePFunk

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

My swiss cheese was cut by AI. No human cuts the cheese this way.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

From White Castle to the Nile.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Experimenting with breakfast sandwiches, part 148. Toasted short hero bread. Four scrambled eggs with fresh garden peppers. Three slices each of bacon and American cheese. Hold the ketchup. Divine.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

When you stop using pesticides and herbicides on your property, these dudes come back to hang out.

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

If Mister Rogers could see you right now, how would he say you’re acting?

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

It’s just been revealed to me that I’ll have to <shudder> return to Costco ahead of when I next expected to need to go to Costco.

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Bill Coffin @billcoffin.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

THIS IS IT! Omega Reign's #kickstarter is in its last 24 hours, and every pledge counts, so please consider ordering a copy to help get this epic #superhero novel of apocalypse and redemption across the line. Thanks! www.kickstarter.com/projects/the... #indiepublishing #writingcommunity #booksky

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Tom Hespos @thespos.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

The recent uptick in spam across text, e-mail, social and voice might have something to do with the notion that the FTC, FCC and any other federal agencies that are supposed to be focused on curtailing it are spending time instead punishing the libs and dismantling themselves.

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