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PNW Witches’ Market @pnwwitchesmarket.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

🔮Witchy Vendor Spotlight🕯️ The Spork Witch will be at our Samhain Celebration October 26 at downtown Kirkland, WA @thesporkwitch.bsky.social Empowerment, Pain Dulling magic + more? From Closed Mirror Portals, pain dulling #Topicals, delicious forbidden body butters + more! You're covered

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PNW Witches’ Market @pnwwitchesmarket.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

🔮Mabon Festival Spotlight 🔮 The Spork Witch will be at our Autumn Equinox/Mabon Festival at Kirkland Marina Park on Sunday! @thesporkwitch.bsky.social Empowerment, Pain Dulling magic + more? From Closed Mirror Portals, pain dulling #Topicals, delicious forbidden body butters + more! You're covered

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I think my twins are spicy because all I ate when I was first pregnant was spicy chicken wings. So basically I brought this on myself. 😭

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

For the Lunar Eclipse/Full Moon- ASK FOR WHAT YOU DESERVE. It's in Virgo. Meaning that whatever you want, organize & focus the intent for your true well being. Focus on the WHAT IS, because anxiety could be higher. It can also affect our communication due to Virgo ruling Mercury. Map things out!

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Hey! I'm definitely still alive. Business has been so slow & I'm trying to keep afloat while also trying to recharge for another show season. How are you all?!

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I literally have done nothing & have just been staring at the year with wide eyes 🤣 so far this is going swimmingly.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I do not know what it is..but all I get in Capricorn season is the anxiety I'm not doing enough..so I literally do nothing but panic. Why couldn't I have gotten the burst of organization of finances & ability to not feel? 🤣 I said what I said. 😘

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

It's me. I'm the problem. So listen to this podcast I'm on because it's positively unhinged. 🤣😬 www.crepuscularconjuration.com/your-average...

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5.1 The Spork Witch — Crepuscular Conjuration

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Just so you know, I'll be making sure that the information about how this stuff is helping control pain, is all over feeds, this year. I'm manifesting it now. I will change more lives. I will support my family and I will make sure that anyone with allergies has the topical support they deserve.

The Spork Witch holding a Pain Dull Away Body Butter & Salve while they smile softly, but aggressively at the camera. Their head tilted to the left.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

There's been a shift. The way the planets are aligning hasn't happened in hundreds of years. Structures are shifting. This is not fear based. It's a chance to look at where you are holding onto unhealthy vs healthy control. This is a chance for us as a group to step back & say, what are we ignoring?

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I'm at my doctors appointment And they have some JAMS playing but it's all elevator music and I'm trying not to make this a whole ass karaoke session.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

One thing this year has taught me is that I'm incredibly powerful & fully capable on my own. Learning to love everything I am inside & outside has been a process I've always wanted to achieve but was worried I wouldn't. Here's to more empowerment, self love & less self doubt!

Photo of the Spork Witch smiling, in front of their altar and work space that is covered in bright greens, pinks and supplies. There is a bright pink light in the shape of a bat. The Spork which is smiling with ice blond straight hair to the shoulders, rainbow holographic cat eye glasses, their hand under their chin and a black sweater on.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

So apparently good men, who make an effort to create a bouquet with a small business, respect boundaries, and express how special you are, without alternative motives, aren't a myth?!

A colorful photo of pink roses, birds of paradise, yellow carnations, violets and gorgeous green foliage in a silver vase on an altar that is green. Surrounded by art, crystals and a pink bat LED light.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Some of y'all really out there calling yourself a good person and then doing the literal least you can do to show kindness to others. Good luck with that. ✌🏼

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

You're out having fun. I'm in bed eating a quesadilla like a taco. We are not the same. Clearly.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Talking about trauma to anyone new is never ever easy. It's a wound that feels like it's being reopened. It's brave & difficult. May you find that your vulnerability is met with grace & a chance to gain an understanding of each other. 🫶

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Reminder to support Indigenous creators & their businesses all year long. Because we owe them so much & have taken too much. 🫶

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I don't want to become who I think I am Donna. You really don't want that. WHY ARE THEY YELLING AT ME?! I feel so much pressure 😭

Some cards from a random box of random cards I got. They all come with a threatening energy. First says "WE become who we think WE are!" Second one says "ALWAYS believe in yourself." And the third says "Be GRATEFUL"
And I just feel they are missing the "or else" at the end.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

On Wednesdays we wear pink, support small business, ride unicorns & smash the patriarchy. Yee Haw!

The Spork Witch with an aggressive smile, holding their 5 star rated Pain Salve in one hand. With a black and red coffin shelf behind them that is 8 feet tall on the top shelf a crystal ball is shown on a black stand. And an apothecary shelf on their right with a want on it and a couple jars of flowers and herbs.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Omg please no. Unless I'll acquire the ability to build better collagen & bones back. Then still no.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

A collage of Yzma from Emperor's New Groove in various stages of expressions ranging from annoyed, happy and perplexed

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Be the chaos you want to see in the world. 🥹

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Sometimes I'm like... Why trip over my feet normally? Why not just throw a banana down and make it a whole shenanigan instead?

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Reminder that BlueSky isn't owned by a billionaire (and hopefully never will be) and is actually run by a small amount of humans who are amazing..🫶

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Have A Gay Day @haveagayday.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Tomorrow we are opening from 2-6pm for anyone that might not have a place for the holidays or just wants to stop by and recharge. We will have soups, sandwiches, snacks and space for all. You don’t have to be alone this Holiday season. All are Welcome 🙏

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

My new Paws Tarot deck is legitimately what I needed. The face of half the things in this deck is a WHOLE mood. 100 reposts or 100 comments & this will be the deck I use next for daily messages! 🥰 Thanks for the support! Also reminder that the Pain Product sale is happening for a couple more days!

Shows a small pile of tarot cards that are bright and colorful. On the left is the hierophant which has a cat in a red robe, Infront of two castle towers. The cat is standing in front of two smaller cats who are sitting and a set of keys between them. Next is the sun card with a bright son with big lips in the sky and a white cat with a happy expression, riding a unicorn with a cowbell. This unicorn looks overwhelmed, but in a hilarious way. Last is the Knight of pentacles that is holding a coin and on the back of a black stallion with blue hair. The knight has a look of concentration and is slightly overwhelmed.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Sometimes I think about how some people just woke up and decided gender, money & time were things. I hate those people.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

There's so many more of you here, I wanted to say thank u! My name is Braxtin, I'm a Witch, have EDS & am a single mom to preteen twins. My full time job is making effective topicals for the sensitive skin & disabled community, along with closed mirror portals that empower. Thanks 4 the support!! 🥰

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

When you buy from a handmade, small business, you literally boost their serotonin & give them confidence to keep going. Basically what I'm saying is, you literally keep us alive. So... thanks for doing that. No pressure. 👀🥰

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

When a Spoonie is out of spoons, what's left is Sporks. Very..very..VERY STABBY SPORKS. Be nice to those you love who are out of spoons. Trust me, we don't want to be. But also, thanks for loving us (those of you who actually do) when we are at our stabbiest. 🫶✨

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I mean. At least my nervous system has been already acting like it's surviving an apocalypse. Sets me up nicely for the next 4 years.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

✨STOCKING STUFFER✨ This isn't the best photo, but I was given such a great idea I had to share! Now you can pick a mini perfume and mini lip butter (new scents to pick from!) for a mini stocking stuffer pack!! Pick from new lip butters, some that are event tinted & have shimmer! #stockingstuffer

Picture of a 3ml perfume bottle with a gold life & 3ml lip butter container with a black lid. Infront of a white box with shimmering paper in it

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

The beginning of my dating profile reads like a Hallmark movie.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Yay for Part 4 of Zodiac Signs as Tree Toppers, by me, The Spork Witch! In this part are the Water Signs #cancersign #scorpio #pisces

Cancer as a tree topper by The Spork Witch, shows a tree with a white background and Darth Vader as the tree topper, holding a red light saber. The words around it say:

Home is equipped like a Death Star.

Has one style. Sticks with it.

Always prepared for a battle.

Will cut your hand off if you don't listen to their parental like advice.

Scorpio as a tree topper, by The Spork Witch, shows a light purple/grey dragon at the top of a tree, in a defensive roaring position of dominance and destruction. Underneath it are the words:

"Don't start nothin & there won't be nothin."

Protective of their shinies.

Entire body is a weapon.

Forgets their mouth is also a flame thrower, scares villagers off.

Pisces as a tree topper, by The Spork Witch shows a movie popcorn container that is white and red striped, filled with popcorn at the top of the tree. Under it are the words:

A filling snack.

Smooth like butter.

If not cautious while handled, could pop off in your face.

Can be salty & addictive.

Likes to watch the show.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Yay for Part 3 of Zodiac Signs as Tree Toppers, by me! Next up, Air signs! #gemini #libra #aquarius

Gemini as a tree topper, by The Spork Witch. It shows baby Yoda on top of a tree, reaching his hand out to levitate a green ornament, to signify that the force is being used on the ornament. Under are the words:

Can literally crush you with their master minds.

Speaks back asswards

Too adorable to stay mad at.

Looks innocent. Isn't.

Libra as a Tree Topper, made by the Spork Witch. Shows a giant lit up Phoenix bird with a giant cascading tail, on top of a tree. It's bright red, orange and gold. There's sticks of gold glitter coming out under it. There's a window with black blinds behind it. The words underneath say:

Magestic.

"I'm not dramatic, you're just close-minded."

*Random screeching*

*Rebirth-Learn Lessons-Explode into Flames-Repeat.

Aquarius as a tree topper by The Spork Witch. Shows a free on a white background, with a purple and blue planet as the tree topper. It has a ring like Saturn. The entire tree is celestial themed. Around it are the words:

Outdoes others with their creativity.

Accidentally draws people into their magnetic field.

Is basically a ethereal unicorn.

Space > people.

Likes to stay in own orbiting radius.

Hates trends, but sets trends.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

So excited to share these to the good place! Part 2 of #Zodiac Signs as Tree Toppers: Earth Signs #taurus #virgo #capricorn

Taurus as a tree topper, by the Spork Witch. Shows a tree in mid fall, with a WWE wrestling tree topper, bringing it to the ground. The background is white with a black bookshelf filled with books next to it. It has the words:

"Look what I can do!"

Two Modes: Going Hard or Knocked TF Out,

Can always count on them to put on a good show.

Enjoys making people proud,

May hit you with a chair if you aren't paying attention to them, Taurus

Virgo as a tree topper By The Spork Witch, shows a beautiful golden blown glass, simple but elegant, standing tall. The background is completely white. With the words:

Beautifully put together, but could break at any moment.

Only shows people the finished product, not the room full of panic attacks it took to get there.

"I made it myself. "

(Had idea mapped out for 3 months, forgot about it until 13 mins ago. Still nailed it.)

"It's not a tree topper! It's a finial d'arbre!"

Admired.

Capricorn as a tree topper, by The Spork Witch. Creams and golds everywhere, including a well placed now, but literally no tree in site because the entire thing is just covered in elegant coordination, with the words around it.

A beautiful explosion of luxury.

You can look, but you can't touch.

"What? this ol' thing? I just threw it together."

Why pay someone to do something, when you can die of exhaustion, doing it yourself?

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Y'all have no idea how excited I am to share these here. Part 1 of #Zodiac Signs As Tree Toppers: Fire Signs, #aries #leo #Sagittarius

Aries as a tree topper, by The Spork Witch shows a tree on fire:

Warms everything around it. "But did you die?"

Lights up every room it's in. Forgot to water the tree, but wanted to be helpful.

Leo As a Tree Topper by The Spork Witch shows a giant tree, in a fancy hotel lobby, with its topper essentially an extremely giant and beautiful chandelier.

Not it's fault people look up to it.

"I am the tree."

Lights the way for those they love,

Will crush you if it's not connected correctly.

Sagittarius as a tree topper by The Spork Witch shows a Travel tree topper with a large globe and golden leaves/compass sort of structure. The tree is elegant but also random & fun. There are the words:

"Why pick one place when you can be all over the place?"

Who needs directions when you have instinct?

Solid, but doesn't know how it's holding itself together.

Good luck trying to pack it into a traditional box.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

The weather is trying to kill me. I want to take this Meatsuit off & find another that fits better. Like one of those crabs... We can do that, right?!

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