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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant

@thespiansage.bsky.social
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She/It, I'm a pervert who draws pervert shit #1 ranked Don Quixote Andy 22, 18+, please for the love of god don't follow me if you're a minor slend my disc: thespiansage

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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 12h
All of my deadlock oomfies i need you to vote solomon AF these next few days bc if he comes out next he'll come out on the first day I inject hrt and i need that
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rating items from the deadlock shop based on how useful they'd be for countering a permakink sittuation
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
being the shortstack top-tier loser the majority of your species has been waiting to arrive means some! interactions get. very personal very fast >//<
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
R.I.P. Popeye Slots you were a real one
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cw. intox the Archival den is home to a mana-rich gel mostly just refered to as honey. it. is not honey, it's a psychoactive material designed to inhibit the ability for the mind to put up psychic walls. telepaths who partake are! often left spilling their stream of consciousness. as you may see-
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
been thinking abt the idea of alice's species. psychic bears with claws that rend through cognition rather than physical space. they're actually really chill bc they all live in a shared dream library. also alice being as small as she is is not a good sign lmao they are gentle giants =w=
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
she's so tired,,,,
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gay Travis Touchdown be like: Some people fuck at funerals! I suck off heads.
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cw. fatfur how abt you try to prep for a multi-month nap without it hurting your figure huh? smh
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we taught this eldrich god about old panglacial wurm rulings and it killed itself
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
UR Gifts Storm
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think you could blj off a transfixation pad but the mad scientists who make them keep trying to send their Kink Themed Assasins after me for knowing this information and giving it freely. Bing bing wahoo everypony
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
cw . chastity smthn smthn bear proof container
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think King (the puppet fox guy) is like deeply ashamed he got puppet tf'd but at the same time he is having to handle the fact that A) he finds being a toy deeply enjoyable and B) is straight up stronger because he's no longer paying faustian prices for his abilities. Legacy Delver
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
he takes himself more seriously than you'd expect a toy to!
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I went to the macro kink convention and was very confused when everyone was just really tall and getting off abt that instead of checking their minimap and tracking minion/camp timers and enemy locations and jorking it to their awareness of the boardstate. What's the deal with that?
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wanna drink the Panera bread death lemonade so bad dude, i dont think there was caffeine in it, It just so happened to also judge you like a Stand Arrow :( not my fault you weren't pure of heart
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
cw. odd tf . worlds lightest perma nence implication ive heard of humping pillows but this is just ridiculous man-
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
cw. mild gore When this permanent is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control with a -1/-1 counter on it.
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
duality of girlhood
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Excavate Card Bot @cards.excavate.top · 16/09/2026
Performapal Skullcrobat Joker
Performapal Skullcrobat Joker

DARK / Spellcaster / Pendulum / Effect • Level 4 • ATK: 1800 / DEF: 100

When this card is Normal Summoned: You can add 1 "Performapal" monster, "Magician" Pendulum Monster, or "Odd-Eyes" monster from your Deck to your hand, except "Performapal Skullcrobat Joker".
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
cw. inflation off axis and old but!! ive had this in my backlog for a sec and am posting it now =w=
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Call me [[Questing Beast]] the way they're spending 3 years getting a read on me. call it [[High Alert]] the way I'm getting value out of that butt that passes the bolt test
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
sphinx girl. thing that is honest to god omniscient but observing every possible timeline and all the thoughts of the people around you and every moment of every one of your lives at once is kinda intensive. she's a pervert bc sex while you're feeling every point you COULD cum is extremely fun =w=
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
puppet fox guy!! yes he does have shine. Idk if he was originally a puppet but now his job is to keep alice from getting her hands dirty. he's got baggage abt it but the point of the Wonderland program is connecting those burdened by strength with one another
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they had to kit her out with. top of the line custom-enchanted garments just so they could keep an eye on her so she isnt squandering her "certain victory" cooldowns on the Local Jobbers
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
cw. Implied Attempted TF ? girl who has seen this a million times and continues to have a very solid answer for it. alternatively - Instant Speed 2koma
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i think melee was so good bc the gamecube yearns for battle. the handle is there for a reason #hitsomeonewithmygamecubetoday
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The fae keep trying to test my character and i keep intentionally failing and when they try and TF me as punishment i counterspell them and do my monologue about them not having the grounds to judge me. Then i tech the throw do my aegis setu
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
who taught her to aura farm like that???????????
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
cw. Bad end ? anti TF ? tf reversal ? im doing weird shit imagine spending countless eternities as an ornament and then some fuck ass 4 foot bear broke you out to ask some stupid questions and flex her rulings knowledge. eons of quiet service do not prepare you for worlds yappiest pseudonecromancer
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
messing around with new outfit and suches. also maaaybe the fully inked mask but for as cool as it looks it makes it harder to do expressions I like-
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
TF Clown Magician getting increasingly mad as every time he tries to tf me I have my counterbalance trigger and then hold priority to mystical tutor a relevant option to the top of my deck. he's dropped kayfabe to call me slurs like twice already. will keep yall posted
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I cant believe they made Jace Beleren trans and plural
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
girl with the "assures the path to victory" passive needing to be wrangled because you put her in a room with other characters who are supposed to be out of the fightable range of strength but so is she so she REALLY really wants to run the set even when she REALLY isnt supposed to
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Howdy yall! I wanna thank everyone for the recent support, things have been growing way faster than I could have ever imagined and its!! been awesome. related: I put a new commission sheet together!! if you're interested in a commission please reach out either on bluesky or on discord!!
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
cw . null . perma jokes Girl who Is Into the Permakink but is also The Girl With Every Spell Known to Man alternatively: <youtube title voice> Professional Stagehand ranks permanent scenarios on interactivity
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
every fetish has a shonen power system hidden in it if you look hard enough
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Furry Peril Kink Satoru Gojo
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
cw. hyper . implied tf . coersion Having a fertility icon as a partner has its consequences!! shoutouts to @daebelly.tgirl.gay for a fun way to pass the time >//>
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
cw. null . tf . stuckage . Ranked TF is a whole other game man. queued with my buddy and they hit him with the stacked trap gambit... I think theyre clipping it for their 2010s trolling compilation too. PLEASE lock in man you cant let them sauce you like this
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
thinking about those Doorman/Venator killboxes but with assorted TF traps you just load up on 1 tile
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
cw. magical bondage . hypno Commission for @dragoo-n.bsky.social ! featuring @allthescales.bsky.social aswell! enjoy your time in the Cube! :D
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What if there were some kind of bear who was gay and a nerd and such
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Modern Telemancer who's entire spell repetoire is a sham and is propped up by its mastery of power word "GO GO GADGET:"
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
cw. cock tf . null . transformation Y'know if theyre gonna put a big warning on the box you REALLY should read the instructions before jamming the nullification hood you bought online against your crotch-
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
considering a bear alice/sage tbhes. yeah the shapes r similar but its different i swear-
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
it's only considered a sageism if it's expressing the push and pull of a woman who has learned to pierce the heart of the issue yet is facing down an issue that is pure of heart and wanted and desired yet reminiscent of what she seeks to strike down. otherwise it's just sparkling spike alice
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Cw. Null, Underwear TF I've got a new ych put toghethers!!! litttle bit hard to showcase on bsky but!! you can find the full rez here www.furaffinity.net/view/66065522/ (along with! the other variant right next to it ^^;)
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Sage Quixote, Knight Errant @thespiansage.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
incredibly barebones but i like anon questions so like,,, thespiansage.straw.page
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thespiansage's strawpage
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