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Topher Brink

@thesozguy.bsky.social
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If I think I can figure this out, is that arrogance or curiosity? Unironically a satanist. 📍FL I typically live tweet #WWESmackDown and #AEWDynamite

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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Myron Reed is fucking awesome. That rope step F5 flat liner thing he does is incredible and you gotta be strong as fuck or you’ll kill someone. #AEWDynamite
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Roses are red, Walls are made of plaster, Take Blue chew Gold, So you last longer than Max Caster I don’t know why advertisement never worked out for me
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Telling me that there’s gonna be Funko Pop versus Joe Hendry next week is as good as I’m ever gonna have to just skip the episode.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He literally feels like if you smooshed Tanahashi and Okada into one dude and gave it Suzuki’s shoot fight experience. The future is his oyster.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I really hope LA Knight doesn’t turn on the bloodline tonight because he doesn’t fit 946’s vibe . It’s gonna feel like a character from Sons of Anarchy wondered into the wire #WWERAW
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The ridiculous match quality associated with that terrible song probably has something to do with me coming around to it.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
OK. I caught the clap. I’m all in on Chad Gable’s terrible AI entrance Music #WWERAW
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How many bad versions of Kurt angle versus Rey Mysterio are they going to do? Chad Gable needs to be defending the title against Ethan page. #WWERAW
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
OK sure. As long as I never have to hear Mark Nash ever again Byron Saxton can do ring announcing #WWEMITB
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Kamala would have been just as bad…” SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DIARRHEA. “But the price of eggs…” HORSE CHURRASCO. Dawg. We are living in hell. Don’t forget who did this to you. Shut up and get to the Kool-Aid part of your cult.
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t say anything new or different than what everyone else has said about how beautiful this is. But one really nice touch is when the song goes “I’m really gonna try this time” it’s over the footage of when Orange “tried” against PAC. Truly beautiful work by the entire AEW team on this.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The dream match is right there. They can’t fuck this up right? 
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly, I only need two matches from him to justify him becoming all elite. Give me the bar without guard rails and then give me the ilja match, which means you also have to go sign him
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OK. Street fighter ginger secured,now let’s go get the mad Russian. Ilja versus Seamus with no guardrails would produce enough stars to light up the entire cosmos
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As far as main roster call ups go “I faked accidentally hitting a werewolf with a car only to reveal. I absolutely meant to run over that motherfucker“ has to be my favorite so far #WWERAW
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally I can see it. This bird’s not meant to fly alone.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Matanza is still in there
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OK, lash legend’s new theme song kick ass #WWE SmackDown
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This whole time Barron Corbin didn’t want the US title. He just wanted the hair. Trick Williams is an asshole. #WWESmackDown.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But then people were confronted with the fact that improving material conditions for everybody also meant improving material conditions for minorities, and a whole lot of people decided they’d rather be broke than woke.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The data is in. To the extent that an empire this size can ever be good, we were at our closest during the New Deal, which brought us closer to a social-democratic country than we’ve ever been.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Five days until the Halloween psychotic side of me can be unleashed
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you have ever told me that god saved me for a reason you have to tell me why he really thought Nick deserved to die then. Or.. better yet, when someone tells you that they are allergic to religion, just take their word for it. You aren’t converting me ever. I love satanism.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So now all of the places that criticize the sinking approval ratings are “promoting fake news”… My guy if you don’t want to invite the Hitler comparisons maybe don’t reenact his game plan so one to one.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you think I’m a nice person you’ve never put me in the room with someone I don’t like. I belong at Arkham.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bravo could get over as a solo act. #AAATriplemania
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well, it looks like Damien priest can’t handle the truth.  i’ll have my hat. #WWESmackDown.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wepacarana! 🤣🤣 #WWESmackDown
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anybody who has imposter syndrome should listen to Mark Nash do ring announcing. If that motherfucker has a job just go clock in. you’ll be fine. #WWESmackDown.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The guy fighting the chimp… best case scenario you are watching animal abuse of the foulest kind. WORST CASE SCENARIO: baby’s first snuff film. Either way fuck everyone involved in putting this together. You can switch those prescriptions if you’d like, my point stands.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
30 seconds maximum. Their fingers grip strength is ten times that of a strong human’s. They’re going to rip out your jawbone with their INSANE reach advantage and then stab you with it. And the teeth dawg. Chimp attacks are closed casket funerals for a reason.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never meet your heroes, huh? Obviously predictable but disheartening all the same. Like a smoker getting cancer kinda sad.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy anniversary of the day Charlie Kirk decided to stop being racist.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Finally, some adversity for Oba. #WWERAW 
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bronson turned him into a a sweat stain with that tsunami buffet. #WWERAW.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bro turned Otis into two cruiserweights with that spear. Cut him m in half #WWERAW
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Black Panther arrived performed one of the most beautiful knockouts I’ve seen this year and then made Leron Murphy shit his pants. What a great debut. #UFC331.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s so nice of Candace to print and license merch while her husband was in a coma so that he would have a brand new T-shirt to come out to when he woke up #WWESmackDown 
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If I’m the new level, i would go extra petty with it and calling my finisher the pay cut. That was gnarly. #AEWDynamite
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jacob is out of here scared of this version of Royce like he didn’t make him like that when he whooped his ass. #WWERAW.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I know it’s popular to have bloodline fatigue but dude… The Sopranos, who wrestle is just Tailor made for me. I am LOVING the addition of OTM to this drama #WWERAW
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Kenny kicking out of the one winged angel at one with “get the FUCK off me” energy is my favorite moment in the ring this year.
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Luke Thomas @lukethomas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We are allowing barbarism and unfathomable state violence all in the name of national self harm from immigration illiteracy.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m glad we have two global national wrestling promotions, but how do you both fuck up Aleister Black?? That seems like the easiest slam dunk ever. Muay Thai Undertaker. You both suck.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dear Grim Reaper, once again, you killed the wrong terrifying clown.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hear me out…
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Avery Styles figured out how to pay his dues without putting up chairs. Wrestle for a company and nobody’s watching. Just kidding hope it works out for him.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I use the term median voter as a pejorative.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And unlike the only other argument for the goat title in Misawa he was able to leave this depletion machine of an industry with his life. He beat it. That’s the goat. I agree.
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tony and AEW have the ability to give us Ilja versus sheamus, with no guardrails and they should back up whatever size brinks truck that kinda dream match requires.
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