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The Shockmaster

@theshockmaster.bsky.social
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I write reviews of basing materials for wargaming at finishingtouchbasing.blogspot.com, and post pictures of my other model & hobby projects here too. (He/him)

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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why is it that every app or site I use is making it harder and harder to just see a list of the posts I follow or the things I own, and defaulting me to a slurry feed of things and posts an algorithm thinks I MIGHT like? Why bother following someone if I only get to see their posts at random anyway?
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I remember my stepdad yelling at me once because I left the Internet running while I went to the bathroom.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maybe it wasn't covered by the C7 deal because it's set (was set?) to be a hybrid thing with minis and a board rather than just a pen and paper TTRPG?
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm glad I'm at the opposite end of *this* particular spectrum, but I'm not sure how to feel about having slightly more in common with Joseph Goebbels than with Hitler?
A picture of my results showing that I only have 30% in common with Adolf Hitler but somehow 35 in common with Joseph Goebbels and Emperor Meiji.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A big 'ol Cyclops for Warriors of Athena. The Northstar ones aren't big enough for me, but this one from Crooked Dice might actually be *too* big for his statblock! If so, I'll just promote him to Giant and look for a medium sized one. Background by @handiworkgames.bsky.social
A model of a cyclops, as tall as stories say he should be (18-20ft) towering over three Greek warriors on a plaza with a pillar in his hand.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have you considered uploading your actual episodes to your Internet Archive page like you do for some of your raw footage? Just in case.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After a slightly longer break than I'd intended, I've posted another review to The Finishing Touch, this time reviewing another Siege Scenics product - Urban Decadence. It's not particularly urban *or* decadent, but is it at least a decent basing material? #wargaming #scenics
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Siege Scenics "Urban Decadence" Review
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think tournament play is basically the only data GW has for how the rules are/n't working, hence it being used as the measuring stick.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like half the people watching who recognised him went "holy shit it's Mistico!" and the other half went "Urgh, it's Sin Cara?". Here's hoping he doesn't tap out to a dislocated finger again!
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Release date update is bad news: they're still acting like there's gonna *be* a release date someday."
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The correct response to seeing Milhouse.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally bought my first hobby saw for a very tricky #kitbash : sawing the heads off some banditos, filing the shoulders and sombreros smooth, then cutting pinning & gluing some alien heads in their place. The saw, a Zona SA35/050, whips ass: handle's sturdy but light & handles metal minis great!
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Absolute worst Morning Breakfast Radio host duo you've ever heard.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think the bot's broken, this is the second repeat post this week.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This month at the Kill Team social we did a big blowout Joint Ops mission of Space Hulk; 5 terminators vs every tyranid I own. Went really well for a somewhat informal scenario, & we're going to refine the rules and have another go soon! #warhammer #killteam More pics: www.reddit.com/r/killteam/c...
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I ran an anime club at uni, and we'd show Rejected each year during the intro session. Always good for loosening up the freshers and establishing the vibe.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Kermit the Frog is So Excited on Ellen
ALT: Kermit the Frog is So Excited on Ellen
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Series One"? Does this mean there's gonna be even *more?*
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
OK but for real, how do I get that skin for my PS5 controller?
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
For some reason I was convinced you two weren't gonna be into this one, glad you got a kick out of it! (As someone also at just the right age at the time to Feel Certain Things about that version of Rogue, lol)
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I finished my #warriorsofathena scatter terrain from back in June! Glad I got all the painting done in one big batch, so I could keep the scheme and basing consistent. I was going for stuff I can rearrange as light obstacles, clear ground and places for objectives. ##wargaming #miniaturepainting
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I do use things like saved searches on eBay or bookmarking certain sites, but in this case it really was just "idly browsing eBay results for "Chaos Dwarf" every once in awhile at work & then seeing what else that seller had"! It does require a lot of patience for sifting through pages of junk, mind
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Another set of #oldhammer turn-ups I found in a craft/charity shop's eBay store. I found the chaos dwarf super cheap & decided to check their other listings. Boom! A necromancer, and a whole pack of grotesques and haemonculi for my retro Dark Eldar mislabelled as "crypt ghouls". Always check!
A set of old miniatures - a plastic chaos dwarf, unpainted, a metal necromancer from the 90s, and 5 grotesques and 2 haemonculi from 3rd edition Dark Eldar, in various states of paintedness.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Eight Different Products, six different *kinds* of product, all labelled as "Snow Basing Materials" for #wargaming. And I've gone through them all, and some of the ways you can use them. We've got Citadel, WWScenics, Krautcover, Siege Scenics, Army Painter and Geek Gaming Scenics. Check it out!
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Hobby Roundup: The Ultimate Snowdown
It's Christmas In July (kinda) here at The Finishing Touch , and I've got a big scenery project coming up that's going to need a  lot  of sn...
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's an endangered breed, so it’s probably for monitoring a breeding program, like you would with a nest camera.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Prezwalski's Horse; it's an endangered breed from the Steppe.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Why does this owl look like a S.T.A.L.K.E.R NPC hiding out in some ruins?
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If you're wondering why there's *seven* piles in each row, see if you can tell which one's actually fake grass, not powder. And if you can't... well you're getting the idea of how tricky this writeup is going to be.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Doing an article on modelling snow & finding a world of pain in trying to convey the differences in 6 kinds of white powder that all look almost identical to a camera but not to the naked eye. Pictured: a 2nd round of samples using different glue, which might look different to eye, camera or both.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I like how it reads as the nazi's just put on a fake mustache and uniform to join ICE and it's the same dope defending him.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Comics artists insisting on drawing people in the boobs and butt pose smdh
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I suspect their tools for detecting AI are themselves AI, and thus bad at their job.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New 📌 post time In my spare time I run a website about #wargaming basing - reviews of basing materials, and articles & guides on how to enhance your projects & make your models look their best. Because remember - your model isn't complete without the finishing touch!
finishingtouchbasing.blogspot.com
The Finishing Touch
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This review has sat in the drafts for... no real reason?... while I worked on other stuff, but I finally sat down & polished it off. While Krautcover is still a little pricey compared to other brands, this time the extra materials are largely worth it, bar a few quirks. Check it out!
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Krautcover Basecover "Soil of Sparta" Review
Pricepoint Krautcover's Basecover range comes in at £6 for a 140ml tub; this is at the medium point when it comes to their prices, owing to ...
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And if you're wondering who the yellow guys fighting them in the last pic are, that's my *first* #Turnip28 army, the Vedic-themed Cult of Soma: www.reddit.com/r/Turnip28/c...
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From the Turnip28 community on Reddit: I finally made my first Turnip28 army, the Devotees of Soma - backstory in the image captions!
Explore this post and more from the Turnip28 community
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This weekend I finished my second #turnip28 army, the Ginseng Heavenly Kingdom. Inspired by the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom (the closest thing to an IRL Turnip army in history). The Sichuan Opera face colours and Chinese writing were maybe over-ambitious at 28mm, but I'm still happy I tried. #wargaming
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
While buying some Chaos champions for a little ##oldhammer project I'm working on, I found this guy - no idea what context he's from other than from '88-'89 per the tab and him being from that amorphous crossover period where guns & chainswords could turn up in WFB too. Pricey but lots of potential!
A metal miniature from 88/89 of a "chaos champion" wearing a hood and gas mask, holding a knife in one hand and resting a jezzail rifle by his side.The same mini from behind showing his pouches and a backpack tanker for the gas mask.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
18/20, and the two I got wrong were me thinking real photos were AI so I'm not too embarrassed. I wonder if having both AI "art" (IE not real things) and AI fakes in the same survey affects the results though? For the former it was hard to tell if errors were AI or just human mistakes in technique.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I still wouldn't be on speaking terms with my dad to this day, honestly. That said, mine once got halfway up a mountain with me b4 going "slow down son, I can't go as fast anymore after the stroke". When I was shocked, he said "I assumed your mother told you?" Mum, his ex wife, had no idea either.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A Reliant Robin Technical?
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My copy of The Highlands Burn by @jkass99.bsky.social that I ordered at, like, 9pm on Tuesday was delivered the way I like my Chinese takeaway delivered: suspiciously quickly, and with 3x more content than I was expecting!
A colossal 423 page paperback copy of The Highlands Burn by Joe Kassabian, held at an angle to show how thicc the book is. I'm visibly struggling to get my hand around it. It... it's so big... I don't know if I'll be able to fit it inside me...
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A late night painting session, this mini is a birthday present for a dear friend at work who's leaving at the end of the year, who's a superfan of the Queen, so I wanted to do something special. I even had to look up HRH's favourite flower & make tufts of it! Mini by @badsquiddogames.bsky.social
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I genuinely think Willy's Chocolate Experience got more attendees than this lawn of cringe.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Back to the reviews on Finishing Touch, delayed partly due to the heatwave and partly from doing all those Greeks for the themed basing article! This time it's my first review of a Siege Scenics basing mix, Mangala Plateau: #wargaming
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"EAT IT. EAT THE FART."
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My first Hobby Corner article for my site, this time on how you can vary up your army by starting with a basic theme & then iterating on it in different ways while still using the same materials. Been awhile since I wrote a longer article like this, so please let me know what you think! #wargaming
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Hobby Corner: Iterating on a Theme with your Bases
In this first non-review article for the site, I'm going to go over how you can easily add more variety and visual interest to your army tho...
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
(2/2) It's a gunmetal dusting over brown prime for the scouts, & the same with a 2nd silver dusting on the topmost parts over black for the troops. Hopefully after a dark wash all over, it'll give the metal a weathered patina. Just don't ask me about the non-uruk 3rd of the army still to do...
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My birthday present to myself last year was 3 large job lots of #mesbg Uruk-Hai, which once I added a handful more models would be the basis for 3 Isengard armies. Well I got the last few minis recently, & it's so hot out that I put on a film & spent 2.5hrs sponging (1/2) #wargaming #lordoftherings
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If you squint, it looks like it's firing a bolt of warp-lightning.
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The Shockmaster @theshockmaster.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Who knew that, a mere 550+ years after that debut episode, some lads from Nottingham would see this series and be inspired to make a game influenced by these movies?
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