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TheShinyGuy

@theshinyguy.bsky.social
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29 | he/him | Detroit | Like a pokemon, but kinkier!

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Zero Degrees of Freedom @zerodofs.bsky.social · 21h
browsing bluesky in locktober
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HOT 🥵
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yours gonna have two tails like this one does? 😉
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've gotta see this
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jekqe flambé
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't even realize you had a ruined lmao
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shiny Featureless Immobile Sensory deprived Kept on edge 🪱: @zathin.bsky.social
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 02/10/2026
A simpsons screengrab of lawyers (in socks)
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Residents of Narnia, smh
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Easy when it's on top of a such a cute boy (er, such a cute it) I like 'em with short hair, I guess you've managed to crack my code on mullets 😂
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not joking when I say this is the best I've seen someone do a quasi-mullet 😍
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always happy to be put to use as a sculptural piece 🗿
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Most of the company I keep is, indeed, Easy to Capture™
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hard enough to catch one of them around here 😭
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We were ready for a splash zone, but all the mess stayed inside Frio's suit while I frog-marched him to dinner lol
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😜
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After watching @friothedog.bsky.social get himself a lovely new muzzle, I told him he should stop by my cabin to "try out" my preferred Silencilicone gag under it. @shinybetamax.bsky.social requested an outdoor vac bed ride at the same time. This led to proof I can dom *and* multitask 😁
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You already know how I feel 😈
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mmm, sounds comfy 😍
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Screaming and crying that there were daiquiris at gearblast I didn't know about 😭 (you look super cute bartending)
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm liking this post because it looks cute in that top, but I also want it to know that it costs zero dollars to use less unhinged captions 😭
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shut up, nerd! (am I doing this right?)
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
pls bully me 👉👈
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Missing the 🫳
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I think you should keep that cage on until you come over 😈
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
RUDE
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Maybe one day you'll learn to figure your way around a keyboard too! 🥰
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Looks like you could be a lot more stuck tbh 😈
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You should play Wolfenstein
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Gurl check your telegram, waiting on you 😂
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This bring the first fucking thing I read upon opening bluesky is hateful
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm always down to receive the latest patch 🥵
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
...I should stretch more
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
cryo your pp is hot 🥵
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Congrats! You damn near killed me with the Alien skit, gotta get some Giger-esque rubber and keep that going!
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'd love to sometime when I'm in town!
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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 04/07/2026
Daddy’s little corporate gooner 🥰 What are training modules if not the hypno of the workplace?
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Love it! Where's it from?
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Not sure who declared today #InternationalDayOfLatex, but have some Shiny!
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
No 😚
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Spot-on for this one, tbh
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
...well this is how I learned why Recon conked out on me this morning 😭
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I'm only *gay* in June, the rest of the year I just like cock 🤷
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
You can force me 👉👈
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Noted 😉
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It's wild how much if the porn that got me into this shit 10-12 years ago just doesn't exist outside of a paywall anymore
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I have no idea what any of those words mean but I will never not like this image
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Just now ruined? I'm impressed it held on this long!
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Thinking @bondageaviator.bsky.social was safe word-ing before realizing he was just screaming for us to shove feet in his face was one of the highlights of MIR last year 😂
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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
*The Hat Man has entered the chat*
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