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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄

@thesepretzels.bsky.social
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Mountains, dogs, truck stop coffee, and mediocre wine. Just trying to hang on for the next few years. Inland NW. I stand with Mark Milley.

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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 1h
This is one of the most disappointing things I have seen in a long time.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
How many Zacharias makes a Scaramucci?
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Agree, Blazing Saddles was targeting racism and bigotry.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"MAGA Humor" is just not funny.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very weird! And why is she trying so hard to maintain that pose?
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for coming forward. We need more voices from inside the uniform standing shoulder-to-shoulder with us to reject this extremism, protect our democratic norms, and demand accountability.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Will take this over Nebraska any day. Even Nebraskans would but they won’t admit it.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is not getting NEAR the attention it should.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Melania Trump tried to bully me into silence because she didn’t like what I had to say about her. Shouldn’t our First Lady have more important things to worry about?
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The farmers who voted for Trump didn’t care about what he was going to do to the rest of us, so long as it didn’t impact them. And here we are…
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Bob Ross: Happy Accidents
ALT: Bob Ross: Happy Accidents
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How many times can he grow hair? Or is it a one and done thing?
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Have the day you voted for.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@thebulwark.com did a supercut of all the prior times Trump said he was going to give Americans a $5000 check or whatever. It is glorious
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And they will keep supporting Trump.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We may not get trump but we MUST go after every single supporting staff AND family member. ALL OF THEM.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Idaho here, we are a state of morons.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Keep voting against your interests, see how that works for you.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My goodness. This was SAVAGE. 🔥🔥🔥
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love that he used the word "tuque"
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Smiling Man in Yellow Hat Mütze
ALT: Smiling Man in Yellow Hat Mütze
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yep.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Admiral too afraid to stand up to Hegseth, toes the Trump line"
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If you care about protecting Big Bend, it may be time to rethink where you spend your money. YETI co-founder Ryan Seiders is part-owner of a West Texas ranch that has been facilitating construction tied to Trump’s border wall project in the Big Bend region.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
They don't even know how to NOT sound like morons anymore.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yes he does. He is putting out feelers here... looking for the reaction.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
MAGA babies about to have hearing issues.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
With Trump of all people. Like he gives a crap.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I hope birds aren't landing on that hazmat situation.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Too bad for the recipient. Made a joke of the whole thing. Trump is incapable of basic tasks.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He can make his money from all the MAGA who can afford to buy tickets to his shows.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“The TACO War”
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The guy certainly knows bad makeup.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Milley tried. Mattis is so weak on this! I am so disappointed in our leadership.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Agree. Hard to tell.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Let' s keep the reality tv train rolling, bring on Puck!
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
She is a "pocket Swisher"!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/03/2026
CNN put together a montage of the regime's incoherent talking points about Trump's war on Iran
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Serious question: have you felt a shift from MAGA there? Or nothing has changed?
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Get the rest of your state to think like you!
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Trump will take a few of them for his own.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
He will ask them for a medal of his own.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The men's team has left me disappointed in their behavior. Laughing at the women's team, Ka$h party. Instead of the flag on their uniforms, maybe they should've had MAGA.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The players don’t seem to mind.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Huge hassle.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I regret changing my name.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Agree. Just like how Jeffrey became a *problem.* Once she clears Trump's name, she is of no value anymore.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I think she is safer in prison. She still knows things. "Dead men tell no tales."
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I saw very little backlash.
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CR in North Idaho @cathleenabeans.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Since we didn’t get to see this during the game: youtube.com/shorts/3A4Lp...
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Epstein survivors release MUST WATCH new Super Bowl ad nationwide
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄 @thesepretzels.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Any reports on how Klanchella is going?
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