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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Remember, this isn't just the month for Halloween, it's (in classic rock radio DJ voice): ROCKTOBERRRRRRR!!!

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social I saw on Brad Takei's facebook page that he used a joke of yours:

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Apparently, you can now go on chatgpt & put in "what would I look like from the 80s?" & it'll show you. Considering I lived during that time, I already KNOW what I looked like during the 80s and more than likely some AI picture's going to be WAY wrong.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

As a young boy, I KNOW I read some of Judy Blume's books, but the fact is, I don't remember what happened in them. Pretty sure it had so much of an impact on me that it wiped my memory clean at some point. There HAD to be stuff in there that I REALLY didn't want to remember.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If I release you, it's not that I HOPE you're going to come back to me. It's that I WANT you to stay TF away.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If you're ever on a 1st date, you should think to yourself: "Is this a person I could bring into therapy with me, or is this a person I'm going to bring into therapy & blame everything bad in my life on?"

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Even if Mitch McConnell's on life support & wanted to die, you gotta give the GOP credit this time for telling a GUY he has no right to his body, just like they do women.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Would it be really mean, or more amusing, to play a game of Marco Polo in a pool full of ventriloquists?

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

How was there never a low budget horror movie called Titanic 2: The Return of Jack, where Jack returns from the sea with the Heart of the Ocean as an actual Heart, and he comes back searching for the old Rose?

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I'm not on Instagram, but when I'm out, I like to ask random strangers if they want to take a pic of me. When I'm out in public, and not posting to facebook or twitter, I like to stop people & tell them random shit.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Don't you sometimes wonder how much $ did people lose buying stuff from the Bradford Exchange back in the late 70s-early 90s?

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

How many times in your life have you seen someone for the 1st time in decades & your initial reaction is "fuck! You did NOT age well!"

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Earlier in this Flag football game of Pros vs Team USA, a Fox announcer mentioned the "Dick's Speed Cam", meaning Dick's Sporting Goods. However, if your 1st thought wasn't "I'm amazed that porn didn't already have that", then we are not on the same level, comedically.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

We all know Trump LOVES ratings, so how about the FBI goes & arrests him tonight while he's giving the #SOTU address. THAT would bring huge ratings.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

It's been 2 years since the inventor of Pop Tarts died. Has anyone checked to see if his coffin popped up out of the ground soon after he was buried, because he'd have to be REALLY burned by now?

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Considering how many people take nude pics of themselves with their cell phone cameras, if someone were to remake a certain J.Geils 80's song, they may have to think about changing the title to "My Angel Is A Cell Phone (Sexter)".

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Ladies, if you give birth & your baby doesn't automatically flick a lighter when Freebird comes on, is your child even Southern?

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

LONG ago, when I had lots of hair, my hair was oily. I'm glad Trump wasn't President then, or else he'd have tried to overthrow my head just for the oil.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

My email provider REALLY knows who take targeted ads from:

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Remember, if you've got a smiling sheep by you later tonight, "Happy Ewe Near".

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Christine W @googlygirl.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

You can try. The insurance company may not buy it.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

#includecrashangelflashy Can I blame my crash on the angel that's SUPPOSED to look over me feeling themselves & being just a bit late because they made a flashy swoop before getting to me & missed me by a second?

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

#stilltoaccomplishin2025 gain 5-10lbs(depends on scale I'm on) & get back to where I'm in my mid-high 170s(I was in my mid-high 140s at end of Aug).

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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Good kitty.😼

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I no longer march to the beat of my own drum. I more shuffle to the pops & creaks of my own body.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

You know you're in the DEEP South when you see someone advertise their small town taxi service on their back window, & it's a pickup truck.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

I remember how I was like when I was poor. It's only been 5 minutes, hence why it's so easy for me to remember.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I'm pretty sure that any girl in the '80s, when she reached the age of 13, was gifted an entire case of Aquanet for their birthday.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

How come many people tell you to have another drink in the morning when they hear you've got a hangover, but you never hear "oh, you've got crappy breath in the morning? Have another burrito."

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

40 years ago today, Live Aid began. Millennials have only seen it on YouTube & Gen Z is "what is this Live Aid you speak about?"

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Whenever I see an ad that says "food deserves Pepsi", I can't help but wonder "what bad thing did food do to Pepsi?"

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I knew I hadn't posted in a while on here, as I've barely posted anywhere of late, but I didn't realize it'd been pretty much 3 weeks since my last post. Yeesh.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

#ISaveTheTurtlesWhen I think it's the last 1960s semi-upbeat song I want to hear for the day.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Man & a woman had another woman. Yes, they did. That makes 3. Cause that's the magic num-ber. It takes threeeee to make a fantasy. 3,6,9..12,15,18...21,24,27..orgy.(Adult House Rock)

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Syed Abdul Razak @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

BRILLIANT! 👏👏👏

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🐈‍⬛ Cat Booooooder 👻 @handle.invalid · 06/05/2025

Then he would change his mind, then change it back, then create a diversion

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-Max Edge- @maxedge.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

I see he got injured from eating that sammich. 😏

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