Emergency Sensory Deception Advisory

You’re going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over.

When my eyes start to get heavy and I worry about forgetting what I read at night in bed, I usually grab a book that I’ve read many times before to completely shut down the night.

Say goodbye to whisper-soft perfumes. Today’s scent lovers want their fragrance to shout. Welcome to ‘Beast Mode’—where longevity is luxury, and your perfume enters the room before you do.

ST. LOUIS—Apologizing to all customers who had received a defective product, pet food giant Fancy Feast issued a massive recall Friday for 1 million cans of food that cats just kind of stared at befor...

Meet the scent of a public execution reenactment.

Tips from an American philosopher

If desperate times call for desperate measures, then dark times call for dark jokes.

EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]

SANTA FE, NM—Appearing visibly giddy as they released to the public a new barrage of information about the deceased couple’s living conditions, personal lives, and private health issues, local authori...