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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 4h
really fucked up how not taking your meds makes you feel so terrible you can't work up the energy to take your meds
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
yes. it is easier to get you out of their office if you can't or won't advocate for yourself. i mean some doctors are normal though
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Yuri Posting @yuriposts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Artist: estherart0 Media: honkai: star rail, honkai (series) Source: twitter.com/EstherArt0/status/16535…
Danbooru tags: 2girls artist_name black_coat coat commentary estherart0 eyewear_on_head gloves grabbing_another's_face grey_hair head_grab highres honkai:_star_rail honkai_(series) kafka_(honkai:_star_rail) long_hair long_sleeves looking_at_another looking_down looking_up multiple_girls parted_lips purple_eyes purple_gloves purple_hair shirt smile stelle_(honkai:_star_rail) sunglasses trailblazer_(honkai:_star_rail) untranslatable_commentary white_shirt yellow_eyes yuri
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
copium
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Rav Ashi said look at that fuckin' metal fish, my GOAT.
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my boss: this keyboard stopped working can you take a look me: sure. [5 minutes of troubleshooting later] me: uh did someone spill something on this? him: yes me: so... you didn't think that information was relevant...?
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
me, arriving at work: we meet again, villain
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
jules you're too precious to be my enemy but im glad you're doing well
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i might be able to help. im 99% sure that you are exactly where you went.
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
and finally, to my enemies i will say this: hey. how's it goin?
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
well i guess my good vibes are too late but
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's not a reward if i have to pay for it, now is it
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my brain transposed this to what am i who has happened to me and it resonated deeply with me
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this motherfucker really blasted high beams directly into the lobby at my fAAce and now my eyes hurt like all fuck
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bird i feel like it's a fairly self explanatory title
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
let's. it's time to.
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me:
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my boss explained to me how in the past they didn't need gay lesbian transgender because things were simpler and better
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the latter
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
vhat za vuck
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
by gilgamesh who is this young urban professional and for what inspiring career do they strive
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sometimes i play a fun little game when i don't like a conversation. i say "well you know what they say" to make the other person wait for a follow up that i never deliver
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
misread this tweet and freaked myself out for a second
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
but why is the hamsa mad at me that makes me sad
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my boss: nobody ever takes any initiative me: if someone checks out early, would you like me to strip the beds so hking doesn't have to in the morning him: listen. one night i sold the same room three times. me: so... no? or?
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@eisforenkidu.bsky.social
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Cinematic Moments Of All Time @cinematicmoments.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hercules (1995)
GAIRA: Are you aware this lion has a hide so thick, no weapon can penetrate it?

NICOTINE: No weapon of yours, perhaps.

Hercules (1995), Samurai Shodown VI (2005)
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i love how practical cats are. just well fuck guess i gotta sit with this 98° sack of stupid all night
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my boss: [makes 2.5 liters of coffee in a 2 liter pot which promptly overflows] why did this overflow me: oh you hit 2.5 liters it only holds 2. him: no it holds 2.5 me: the pot seems to disagree?
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's a budget hotel.
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
people will really pay $100 for a hotel room for their family of 4, then complain in the morning that they didn't get a full course hot breakfast for said family. very curious how they imagine the breakdown of that 100. how much would breakfast for 4 at a cafe or diner cost?
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's a very lovely and dark dungeon. but darkest? does it really have to be a competition?
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it will go up if i dwell on it i can tell.
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
normally im just frustrated and annoyed this is more like 33% on the anger to rage spectrum
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
guests, please do not leave your trash containing fucking hypodermic needles in the fucking hallway thanks
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
du bist gut genug? kann ich deine katze streicheln?
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i feel like if you are sharing state secrets you don't want the other person to look confused
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i had a dream that a german spy mistook me for his contact, came up to me and started giving me confidential intelligence in german until i used my phone to say im not German and he said he would have to kill me and i used my phone to say i don't speak German and he said oh yeah and left.
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what is failure besides the chrysalis from which success emerges
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ghost riders! what are you doing! get down from there right now it's dangerous!!
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no bird i will not. because i have faith in your skill
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
big juice
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 05/10/2026
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
mumm-ra was a villain with a bed time and we should all applaud and respect that
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me: [arrives in hell] who's in charge here satan: - me: trick question i am get out of my chair
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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
did you ask him to move i have been waiting for the story's conclusion
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