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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 15h

mumm-ra was a villain with a bed time and we should all applaud and respect that

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

me: [arrives in hell] who's in charge here satan: - me: trick question i am get out of my chair

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

what's something age appropriate for 40 year old people to talk about? divorce and 401ks? el nino?

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

some animals excel at being enjoyable for me

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

we are waiting in the dark. we can see you. we see you. you are perceived.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

gas leak accident video: so basically, in its natural state, this stuff just wants to kill everything. and it requires constant, active sedation to keep it from killing everything me: oof video (sponsorship): have you ever found yourself in back to back meetings? me: uh...

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

my favorite genre of guest saga is checking in under an alias through a domestic violence prevention program and then within 24 hours inviting the husband you just fled from to stay in the hotel room with you. then when the violence restarts immediately, it's now also my problem. Okay. Thanks.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

how dare you undercook that pizza

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

me: i am useless and know nothing therapist: that's one narrative. can you think of one that is a bit kinder to yourself? me: much as the lusty cockroach, despite being useless and knowing nothing, i continue to survive inexplicably and to the disgust of polite company therapist:

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you know that scene in office space with the manager taking the piss over Jennifer Anistons flairs. i had that exact thing with my boss but about housekeeping boards. "so you want me to add xyz to her board" "it's not about what i want" listen, man,

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

meanwhile in the desert: no one cares because it's a desert fuck that place

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the old uk version of Gordon ramsays kitchen makeover show where he's normalish and positive vs the American one where he's unhinged for no reason and called a server fat.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

a friend tried to change her name but it was kind of shit and never caught on with anyone. then one day she said that it was kind of a shit name. and i feel bad if she liked it but like yeah. it was.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

many years ago a person called me "a great big nobody" and i still don't know what they meant by this. i have so many questions before i can even begin to decide how i feel about it. weird as fuck "conversation"

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i had a dream that Florida was invaded by murder hornets & the only hospital that specialized in treatment for stings was staffed entirely by dwarves. but there was a clandestine political war going on between 2 factions in the hospital and doctors kept assassinating each other & wait times were bad

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

palm trees aren't real trees and if you see one it means the wherever you are sucks ass

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i had a dream that a sketchy guest complained about the breakfast at our hotel, claiming "the breakfast at the [competitor hotel] was better." but i was in a bad mood so I made a show of looking him up and down before apologizing and asking which drugs he did to get kicked out of there

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

in my culture, it is standard to greet me specifically by giving me money and going away without saying anything

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

anime and manga artists, include bald cat girls. prove they don't have two sets of ears. i dare you

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

friend: my dog is having a birthday party friend: [two days later]: i have covid

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

me: [doing a last second room upgrade for people checking in] husband, literally 3 seconds after requesting the upgrade: what's the hold up me: im just upgrading your reservation. him: well it's taking a while me:

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

supervillain: the jaywalker. they elude capture because the heroes have to use crosswalks

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

make checking in fast easy and stress free by Staying Home.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

have questions for the front desk? follow these simple steps to contact us: 1) Don't.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

a murderer on the loose is worth two on the leash

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

hometown: bed current residence: bed preferred travel destination: bed dream home: bed favorite foreign country: bed

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i decided to honor the memory of my mother by having peanut m&ms today. i hate them but she loved them. i can confirm that i still can't fathom why

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

im not a fan of cremation not because i think that there's something wrong with it but because i can't take it seriously after my first experience with it they shipped us a relative's ashes but the container wasn't secure so we received a box of their effects covered in a layer of person dust

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

who else's horn would you toot though

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

streamer in end of life care doing im just dying streams. sponsorship by helix mattress.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

boss stop being a solution in search of a problem challenge

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i hate the idea of "common sense" and i hate that stupid phrase about how it isn't common. common sense doesn't exist because everything happens exactly once and never again.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

let us observe a moment of silence for my tummyache

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

interviewer: you've listed "overlord" under previous experience. what did that position entail me: reigning as a tyrant over the people through fear and wanton cruelty him: i think youd be an excellent fit for management

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Yuri Posting @yuriposts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Artist: miyomo Media: deltarune, undertale, utdr (toby fox) Source: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:trdtnqbne7…

Danbooru tags: 2girls :< alt_text arm_around_another's_waist arm_around_neck arthropod_girl bell black_hair blush breasts commentary cropped_torso cup deltarune donut embarrassed english_commentary english_text extra_arms extra_eyes eye_contact fangs flustered food hair_bell hair_ornament highres holding holding_saucer hug in-franchise_crossover long_hair looking_at_another mad_mew_mew miyomo muffet multiple_girls nose_blush pink_hair puffy_short_sleeves puffy_sleeves saucer short_sleeves simple_background skin_fangs speech_bubble spider_girl stirring teacup undertale utdr_(toby_fox) white_background wide-eyed yuri

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

crewman: cap'n the storm's getting worse me: well tell it to knock it off

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

me pointing at my brain scan: yes that's them officer, that's who made me sad

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

child me's brain: when i go outside bad things happen and when i ask for my needs to be accommodated i am scolded my adult brain: i don't want to go anywhere and asking for anything means i am a burden me in therapy: u r saying these 2 things r related?

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

there's an episode of tom and jerry where nibbles says c'est la guerre after tom gets guillotined

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