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The Room Quotes Every Hour

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The wit and wisdom of Tommy Wiseau (via Johnny, Mark, Lisa, Denny, Claudette, Peter, Mike, Michelle, Steven, and the guy who thinks Lisa looks hot tonight) at the 28 of each hour. Built by @lewispoll.is Issues? Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 54m
Peter: Just chill out, Mark.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 1h
Lisa: Mom, this is Denny.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 2h
Mike: Yeah, I'm fine!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 3h
Johnny: I love you, and I did anything for you to just please you, and now you betray me!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 4h
Claudette: This is not the way you make money!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 5h
Susan: Are you sure?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 6h
Lisa: 555-4828.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 7h
Claudette: Don't throw your life away just because you don't love him!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 8h
Lisa: He still won't come out of the bathroom.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 9h
Lisa: And we're your friends.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 10h
Denny: It's not right!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 11h
Claudette: You remember my friend Shirley Hamilton?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 12h
Lisa: I'll see you later.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13h
Johnny: Hot chocolate, please.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 14h
Mark: Nah man, you don't know her.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 15h
Denny: I don't know.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 16h
Johnny: Do you, Peter?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 17h
Lisa: No.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 18h
Lisa: Doesn't everybody look out for number one?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 19h
Lisa: Just one more time.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 20h
Lisa: Everything's okay.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 21h
Claudette: Hmmm?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 22h
Peter: The unexpected can happen.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 23h
Johnny: That's too bad.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mark: Get out of my life, you bitch!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mark: Ahhh.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Johnny: (shoving Mark) Maybe I know more than you think I do, Mark!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mark: You like it?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lisa: He got drunk last night.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lisa: You know, you're not such an angel yourself.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mark: I got a question for you.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mark: Oh hey, how you doing?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Johnny: Aughhhhhhhh!!!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Johnny: That's me!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lisa: Look, I'm gonna tell him, okay?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lisa: Did you get your promotion?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lisa: Uh, he just brought by some takeout.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Johnny: (removing sunglasses) Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Johnny: Are you okay, Denny?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Johnny: (shoving Mark) Maybe I know more than you think I do, Mark!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Johnny: I have something for you.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Claudette: And you need to listen to me.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mark: You planned this all along.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Claudette: Then why did you bring it up in the first place?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lisa: I'll see you later, darling.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mark: Shit, alright?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lisa: You're a good man.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Johnny: They're crazy.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Denny: Why?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Denny: Alright, Peter!
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