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The Room Quotes Every Hour

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The wit and wisdom of Tommy Wiseau (via Johnny, Mark, Lisa, Denny, Claudette, Peter, Mike, Michelle, Steven, and the guy who thinks Lisa looks hot tonight) at the 28 of each hour. Built by @lewispoll.is Issues? Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 45m
Lisa: Mom, he's not what you think he is.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 1h
Lisa: It's a surprise.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 2h
Lisa: She's a stupid bitch.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 3h
Lisa (recording): You know, I love you very much.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 4h
Michelle: You can trust me.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 5h
Mike: I'm going out.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 6h
Peter: Great idea, Denny.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 7h
Lisa: Quite a bit.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 8h
Johnny: You're part of my life, you are everything, I could not go on without you, Lisa.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 9h
Johnny: Well we'll see… Denny, don't plan too much.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 10h
Lisa: Tell me everything!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 11h
Claudette: A man holds a gun on you, you almost got killed, you expect me to forget that happened?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 12h
Lisa: Who are you calling a bitch?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 13h
Mark: Hey guys.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 14h
Mark: It's an awkward situation.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 15h
Steven: Do you understand what you're doing?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 16h
Mike: I'm going out.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 17h
Mark: People are very strange these days.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 18h
Johnny: I cannot tell you, it's confidential.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 19h
Lisa: He's like a father figure to him.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 20h
Mark: Sometimes they're just too smart, sometimes they're just flat-out stupid, other times they're just evil.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 21h
Lisa: Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 22h
Johnny: You should tell me everything!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 23h
Mark: I got a question for you.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mark: Oh, really?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michelle: (she takes off Mike's shirt) Chocolate is a symbol of love.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lisa: No guilt-trips.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lisa: You sure about that?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Denny: I'll come back later.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lisa: (sobbing) Oh my god…
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lisa: How do you mean that?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Johnny: How much is it?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Claudette: How in the hell did you get involved with drugs?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michelle: We're worried about Johnny.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lisa: I have the right, don't I?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lisa (recording): Hi, Mark?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mark: Son of a bitch.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Johnny: It's bullshit!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mark: Alright, see ya.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lisa (recording): Hi, Mark?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Johnny: It's not over!
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Johnny: That's her name?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Johnny: Lisa, can, can you clean up here, please?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Johnny: Yeah.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lisa: I put up with you for seven years.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lisa: Thanks honey, they're beautiful.
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Michelle: What was he doing here?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Johnny: That's her name?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Johnny: Why don't you tell me?
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The Room Quotes Every Hour @theroombot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Denny: I don't have anything.
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