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Tessa

@theresaricecrisp.bsky.social
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- they/she/all, queer - VA/writer/occasional math person/knitter - not as professional as I would like, but at least it's not my Tumblr - bio currently in process - slightly burnt mess of a person

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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 21h
Repost this to instantly find new people to block
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Christopher Wanjek @wanjek.bsky.social · 18h
Is your knitwear coming undone? Well, it's non-Euclidean knot theory to the rescue. This could be the biggest advance in knitting since… since…actually, I don't know when. japanresearchreport.substack.com/p/knit-wit-h... #Ritsumeikan #knitting #knottheory #topography #JapanResearchReport
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Knit Wit: How Abstract Math Could Stop Runs in Knitwear
Japanese researchers use knot theory to design a knitting pattern that confines unraveling to a small hole, offering a route to run-resistant fabrics.
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 16h
OHIO VOTER REGISTRATION CLOSES TODAY! IF YOU LIVE IN OHIO, REGISTER AND/OR CHECK YOU’RE REGISTERED!
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need the $100 eBay camera to work out or I’m going to explode I’m already a pile of anxiety please let this work
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I might be getting close to selling my art? Maybe? More news at some point in the next few months
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m not in the UK (I’m in the US) and as someone stuck in the throes of fascism, Count Binface winning an election would make my day.
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So I think, given a recent hospitalization, I should buy a head of lettuce and see if I can keep it fresh longer than Mitch McConnell stays alive. Wish me luck
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
me right now when my disability impacts my life
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Kate Orman @kateorman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's Disability Pride Month? yay *falls over*
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
#DonaldTrumpIsSoOld he once went to Ur to build a luxury hotel there and got scammed by a supplier of fine quality copper ingots before partnering with said copper merchant, calling him “a great copper merchant, the best copper merchant ever.” The pair kept all their customer complaints.
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I have a message to the current administration. I just want to exist as a featherless biped. You’re making it so I’m seen as not worth saving in some states and hospitals could lose funding for using my pronouns. What clothes I wear and how I exist in the world should not be your problem.
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Little gender win today! I went into the men’s section at old navy to get shorts (btw the carpenter shorts there read very androgynous and Gender to me) and I didn’t explode! still felt a bit weird being there but like. decent first step!
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
There is no birthday in Ba Sing Se
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Fair warning to anyone from the Eastern Hemisphere, specifically Europeans, coming to the US for the World Cup. This is not a place of honor. Our culture comes in spite of that fact. Our small towns are rarely scenic, and yes, some of us also dislike that thing you dislike. Hi. We’re trying.
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
also: something something anything Jared Leto is in these days seems to bomb AND while I love interacting with these worlds, there are a whole bunch of people I know who want to both make new stories and play in those sandboxes (unfortunately, studios are scared of new stuff)
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
i know this pride month is really shitty in so many ways but i need to be so much gayer
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I NEED GAY YARN
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Here are some nice mushrooms
A stick populated by delicate white Mirasmius mushrooms in a sunlit green forest. The largest pioneers hang off the end into the sunshine. All photos by me
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Actually, you know what. If any future employers find this account, I want them to know there is whimsy and joy in my heart and l would be living a lie by pretending otherwise. And that, at time of posting, I can claim a religious exemption from using AI (also I can call the ADA on you for that too)
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
at the risk of being a fangirl (neutral-ish) on main…….. (who cares though) I did a thing yes this is a fully beaded #twentyonepilots clancy stole (the explanation for THAT is a whole other post) this is a wip and has taken 3 days, too much string, and a lot of my sleep
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Before I Forget (Again) Podcast @beforeiforgetagain.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Hey everyone! We’re doing take two of Before I Forget (Again)’s crowdfunding campaign. Please share this link if you can, and consider subscribing on Backerkit! Even if you can’t donate, subscribing helps us out a TON! #indieshow #audiodrama #fictionpodcast #queer www.backerkit.com/c/projects/a...
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Before I Forget (Again): Redo Campaign
A queer time travel workplace comedy podcast about a company called the V.A.S.M. and the idiots who work there.
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a doorway .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a doorway .
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
HAPPY (BELATED) ASEXUALITY DAY! HAPPY BELATED TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY! oh, and if my fbi handler is watching, here’s a mirror selfie of me in a suit because I do not care about traditional gender roles! You do not want me as a stay at home mom! Best you’re getting is “cool relation”.
A selfie of a person wearing a dark green and black suit.
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
HELL YEAH!
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Couldn’t make it out to the protests, but I wish I could have. #NoKings in America, and that criminal and incompetent excuse for a dictator has haunted politics for way too much of my life. Insert snarky political edit here. I might as well have some fun with the first amendment while I can.
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ALT Fish and Wildlife Service @altfws.altgov.info · 22/03/2026
Just checking in… In case you haven’t noticed: 1) climate change is real 2) DJT does NOT deserve a peace prize 3) Dolores Huerta is an icon. Editorial on #3: I am pleased by how quickly the women were believed and name changes are occurring quickly. Now to do the same #EpsteinFiles pedophiles.
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
so I have some knitting I want to show off (be nice) (I don’t have pics yet but u will get some)
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Aranock, 4 of Ravens @aranock.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Cilians being v cute
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Finally. I can collect drafts like infinity stones on this app.
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
heated rivalry but it’s ultra marathon runners in forced proximity to each other. how about that
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Just learned about the #BarkleyMarathons. I have my suspicions and theories on who some of the unnamed participants are, mainly Happy Guy With Or Without Red Shirt, but I won’t say anything without confirmation. See you in the morning.
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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
(inb4: we're aware the covers differ slightly, sometimes it takes a while for sites to catch up w updates) This can open a path to continue the Owl House story, fill in lost gaps, and tell some meaningful stories that we couldn't in the show. Also, Eda can say "damn" now.
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The halftime show was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Jake Tapper, long-suffering Philly sports fan @jaketapper.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This is the year of Roll for Blanket
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Story concept: an American detective, while on vacation in France, is roped into helping solve the murder of the hotel guest next door. However, the language barrier means that they have to convey what they learned through a combination of sympathetic locals, other guests, and translation apps.
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Kate Orman @kateorman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
One of the local street cats got run over. Kindly neighbours alerted us. Jon is taking the body to the vet for a microchip check (just in case) & decent disposal. Desexing is of the kindest things a cat lover can do. The poor thing only lived on our street because someone didn't desex its parents.
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
good job :)
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The invisible audience isn’t real. Stop trying to be someone else to make people who don’t care happy.
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
OUT for 2026: - the pressure to analyze everything - stress over the state of the world IN for 2026: - silly little creatures - the local bog - maybe some music (I have concepts) - completing a video game
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
and they said it couldn’t possibly happen and was too niche. not like I support it. just a very funny thing to see this morning
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
hello tumblrins I didn’t expect to find you here (Nice shoelaces.)
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Tessa @theresaricecrisp.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
If I somehow end up at a con, please show me cute animal photos as an icebreaker (this goes for everyone). You may also come bearing trinkets
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Vic Michaelis @vicmmic.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Someone asked for less birds so they got BLOCKED !!! 2026 will be filled with birds !!!!
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 28/12/2025
🎥 The Keeper of the Flame (1942) Free on Tubi 🍿
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