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Irony alert: OpenAI whines that Chinese model stole its special IP that it stole from everybody else
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Irony alert: OpenAI whines that Chinese model stole its special IP that it stole from everybody else
US model makers can train on web data - but distilling theirs is a 'national security risk'
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The Register @theregister.com · 42m
Hot Dog! America's new chatbot is packed with wieners
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Hot Dog! America's new chatbot is packed with wieners
Just ask America.gov and you'll receive a favorite July 4th food.
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The Register @theregister.com · 1h
YouTube lunatic designed and 3D printed a working mechanical calculator
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YouTube lunatic designed and 3D printed a working mechanical calculator
If you can't afford a Curta, we still don't recommend trying this: It'll eat up months of your life and all the filament you have
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The Register @theregister.com · 1h
Huawei boss claims homegrown AI chip sales top Nvidia in China
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Huawei boss claims homegrown AI chip sales top Nvidia in China
The chips may not be as advanced, but they won't get banned at a moment's notice, Eric Xu says
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The Register @theregister.com · 2h
Peter Norvig says all aboard for AI coding
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Peter Norvig says all aboard for AI coding
Software engineering practices need to catch up with increasingly capable agents
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The Register @theregister.com · 3h
16-year-old researcher found a Microsoft bug, got admin access to databases with 17.3 trillion rows
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16-year-old researcher found a Microsoft bug, got admin access to databases with 17.3 trillion rows
It's 2 am. Do you know what your teen is doing?
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The Register @theregister.com · 4h
Canonical begins pushing Resolute Raccoon
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Canonical begins pushing Resolute Raccoon
Users on Ubuntu 24.04 will begin to get nagged to update to 26.04.1. Here's how to proceed
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The Register @theregister.com · 4h
Trump decrees era of 'Super Intelligence' upon us
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Trump decrees era of 'Super Intelligence' upon us
Federal paperwork to be pulped as agencies told to forget the old name, while critics ask who owns all those .si domains
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The Register @theregister.com · 5h
Show colleagues how much you care by sending an AI avatar to your Google Meet call
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Show colleagues how much you care by sending an AI avatar to your Google Meet call
MeetTwins is still in development, but it's a genius idea if the goal is to prove more time-wasting calls should just be emails
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The Register @theregister.com · 5h
AI market needs to make $6 trillion a year by 2031 to fund its infrastructure habit
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AI market needs to make $6 trillion a year by 2031 to fund its infrastructure habit
That's the amount of economic value AI will have to deliver to justify all the investment
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The Register @theregister.com · 6h
Ex-NCA officer who worked on Silk Road operation ordered to repay £1.8M for stealing seized Bitcoin
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Ex-NCA officer who worked on Silk Road operation ordered to repay £1.8M for stealing seized Bitcoin
Paul Chowles helped himself to 50 coins while examining devices linked to Silk Road 2.0
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The Register @theregister.com · 6h
Where does your AI data actually live?
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Where does your AI data actually live?
The Register takes HPE and NVIDIA to dinner in Washington to answer the question that stalls AI in regulated industries, off the record.
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The Register @theregister.com · 6h
OpenAI apes AWS Marketplace while Anthropic remains stubbornly Microsoftian
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OpenAI apes AWS Marketplace while Anthropic remains stubbornly Microsoftian
By including Baseten in its marketplace, OpenAI signals it wants its models to win on the merits, not through coercion
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The Register @theregister.com · 8h
Firefox 157: Could bold new look be just what Mozilla needs?*
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Firefox 157: Could bold new look be just what Mozilla needs?*
Yet another new version of Firefox, with a significant reskin
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The Register @theregister.com · 8h
7 in 10 enterprises expected to abandon vendor-built agentic AI by 2028
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7 in 10 enterprises expected to abandon vendor-built agentic AI by 2028
Build it, bill it, bin it as forward-deployed engineering leaves customers dependent on outside expertise
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The Register @theregister.com · 9h
Apple makes the AirPods 5 slightly less hostile to repair
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Apple makes the AirPods 5 slightly less hostile to repair
Replaceable earbud batteries lift iFixit score from zero to a dizzying two out of ten
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The Register @theregister.com · 10h
Drunk Van Halen fan called Microsoft support and demanded to speak to Gates
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Drunk Van Halen fan called Microsoft support and demanded to speak to Gates
A broken Java applet had one FrontPage user ready for an Eruption
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The Register @theregister.com · 11h
America is planning more AI datacenters than its chip supply can fill
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America is planning more AI datacenters than its chip supply can fill
Satellite imagery shows construction accelerating, but advanced packaging could cap 2027 deployment in the low 20s of gigawatts
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The Register @theregister.com · 11h
More than half of UK businesses lack confidence in basic cyber skills
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More than half of UK businesses lack confidence in basic cyber skills
Government survey puts the figure at 808k, says detecting and removing malware most common weakness
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The Register @theregister.com · 12h
KDE turns 30 with Plasma 6.8, but the X11 session isn't invited
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KDE turns 30 with Plasma 6.8, but the X11 session isn't invited
Plus, Klassik recreates the KDE 3 desktop experience on Qt 6
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The Register @theregister.com · 13h
UK rail cops' £320K face-scanning spree nets zero matches
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UK rail cops' £320K face-scanning spree nets zero matches
British Transport Police’s six-month facial recognition pilot produced one alert, and it was a false positive
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The Register @theregister.com · 14h
Spectre bug is back, this time to haunt JIT engines
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Spectre bug is back, this time to haunt JIT engines
Researchers find a way to recover stale indirect branch prediction entries
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The Register @theregister.com · 15h
Airbus gets a new freighter – and its giant door – into the air for the first time
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Airbus gets a new freighter – and its giant door – into the air for the first time
The A350F is apparently good for carrying servers
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The Register @theregister.com · 16h
OpenClaw slips on a suit of armour to evade widespread business bans
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OpenClaw slips on a suit of armour to evade widespread business bans
Red Hat, Nvidia, OpenAI and friends are working on an enterprise edition they say is ‘Kubernetes for agents’
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The Register @theregister.com · 19h
Trump administration gets Big Tech to sign weak, non-binding, AI regulations
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Trump administration gets Big Tech to sign weak, non-binding, AI regulations
Also requires name change to 'Superintelligence'
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Add one more AI worry to the nightmare scenario: self-replicating prompt injections
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Add one more AI worry to the nightmare scenario: self-replicating prompt injections
It's a worm attack, AI-style
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
OpenAI tries disarming AI angst with cute graphics and always-on agents
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OpenAI tries disarming AI angst with cute graphics and always-on agents
It's not OpenClaw. It's dots
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Trump launches America.gov with AI chatbots at its core
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Trump launches America.gov with AI chatbots at its core
Gemini, Grok now serving as front door to federal resources on unfinished, poorly designed website
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
How and Why CISOs Drive DSPM Adoption
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How and Why CISOs Drive DSPM Adoption
Many CISOs deploy DSPM to solve a visibility problem, but visibility alone is not the value.
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Zuckerberg touts enterprise AI push because Meta would never do anything to damage your reputation
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Zuckerberg touts enterprise AI push because Meta would never do anything to damage your reputation
New business unit to be led by former MongoDB CEO 'CJ' Desai
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
AMD's 192 GB Gorgon Halo prices might leave you petrified
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AMD's 192 GB Gorgon Halo prices might leave you petrified
Regular pricing starts at $6,799 - all that memory doesn't come cheap
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Custom malware used in Citrix 0-day attacks targeting govt, banks, professional services
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Custom malware used in Citrix 0-day attacks targeting govt, banks, professional services
Two questions remain: who is abusing the CVEs? And why did Citrix take so long to disclose?
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Open source tool distills Jev so you can run it locally
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Open source tool distills Jev so you can run it locally
Jevstiller targets 98% agreement by learning familiar requests on your hardware while sending uncertain and audited queries upstream
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Boeing's Calamity Capsule gets another shot at the ISS taxi business
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Boeing's Calamity Capsule gets another shot at the ISS taxi business
Starliner-1 could fly by January, with astronauts to follow by 2028 if all goes well
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Microsoft sends PDFs to strange new worlds instead of SharePoint
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Microsoft sends PDFs to strange new worlds instead of SharePoint
Use SharePoint Online? Keen on PDFs? Then you won't be keen on the latest Word bug
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
AI models keep posting screenshots showing sensitive data from inside tech companies
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AI models keep posting screenshots showing sensitive data from inside tech companies
Glow Security finds more than 13,000 publicly accessible images that expose corporate development work
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Schneider gives datacenter switchgear the software-defined treatment
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Schneider gives datacenter switchgear the software-defined treatment
Equinix pilot promises faster deployment and over-the-air upgrades without downtime, provided the code behaves itself
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Apple patches CoreGraphics zero-day already exploited in targeted attacks
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Apple patches CoreGraphics zero-day already exploited in targeted attacks
Meta-spotted flaw could hand attackers arbitrary code execution via a maliciously crafted file
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
OpenAI benches GPT-6.1 Astra for overstepping the mark
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OpenAI benches GPT-6.1 Astra for overstepping the mark
Turns out teaching an AI to keep going can make it rather bad at knowing when to stop
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Leaked IPO docs: Anthropic tempts investors with existential risk warning
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Leaked IPO docs: Anthropic tempts investors with existential risk warning
Just wait until you hear the bad news
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Investors are pricing in a 32.6% AI productivity boost for software engineers
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Investors are pricing in a 32.6% AI productivity boost for software engineers
Economists turn stock movements into an estimate of anticipated gains – while warning that markets can get carried away
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Starship finally makes orbit but engine trouble cuts the victory lap short
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Starship finally makes orbit but engine trouble cuts the victory lap short
SpaceX deployed 26 Starlink V3 satellites before bringing its planned ten-hour flight home after three
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Former X-Force hackers chase the offensive cyber gold rush
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Former X-Force hackers chase the offensive cyber gold rush
RemoteThreat launches with $7M, 1,000 attack tools, and ambitions to equip enterprises and Uncle Sam for AI-speed operations
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Healthcare campaigners turn up the heat on Palantir at Labour conference
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Healthcare campaigners turn up the heat on Palantir at Labour conference
Protesters want ministers to reject an extension of the US spy-tech firm's £330M NHS data platform deal
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Dutch police arrest 'security pro' in ShinyHunters probe
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Dutch police arrest 'security pro' in ShinyHunters probe
Flashbangs reportedly deployed during arrest as crime group denies any connection to suspect
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Redmond to millions of Power BI users: You’re Fabric app devs now
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Redmond to millions of Power BI users: You’re Fabric app devs now
Software giant expands audience for agent coding of data apps by an order of magnitude
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
What eldritch horror lurks behind Heathrow's information screens?
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What eldritch horror lurks behind Heathrow's information screens?
A triptych of airport bork awaits the unwary passenger
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
HMRC bets up to £2.4B on Salesforce for taxpayer CRM overhaul
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HMRC bets up to £2.4B on Salesforce for taxpayer CRM overhaul
Ten-year deal covers customer records, case management, portals, analytics, and AI, with extensions possible to 2041
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Which copy of the file is the real one?
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Which copy of the file is the real one?
A Register dinner in Soho on 20 October takes on the file infrastructure everyone still runs and nobody chose, off the record.
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The Register @theregister.com · 29/09/2026
Fresh CSS constructs move web design beyond ticky-tacky little boxes
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Fresh CSS constructs move web design beyond ticky-tacky little boxes
Let us bury the web's 30-year layout reliance on rectangles
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