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The Register @theregister.com · 14/08/2026
The Register Euro office is having some hot water with a spot of milk to celebrate. Ils sont fous ces Romains!
This is a picture of an illustrated page from an Asterix comic, where Getafix is stirring his cauldron while Obelix and Asterix look on
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The Register @theregister.com · 31/07/2026
Ave, ave: Today we salute those guardians of the digital realm whose devotion to duty, a thing of legend and XKCD comics, keeps world+dog's systems up and running. And what fab gifts did your employer spoil you with? Mug? USB stick? Coupla GenAI tokens?
xkcd comic showing brave sysadmin saving the day
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/05/2026
Google sidles up to unsuspecting users, asks for their number www.theregis...
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The Register @theregister.com · 16/05/2026
Google sidles up to unsuspecting users, asks for their number www.theregis...
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The Register @theregister.com · 25/03/2026
Kettle podcast: Uncle Sam backs out, and AI agents are everywhere at RSAC 2026 go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 19/03/2026
Salesforce stock buyback to saddle company with debt until 2066 go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 19/03/2026
Nvidia's DLSS 5 promises to bring you out the other side of the uncanny valley go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 19/03/2026
Nvidia wraps its NemoClaw around OpenClaw for the sake of security go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 19/03/2026
Robotics surgical biz Intuitive discloses phishing attack go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 19/03/2026
Nvidia powers further into the CPU market with new rack systems packing 256 Vera processors go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 19/03/2026
Nvidia slaps $20B Groq tech into massive new LPX racks to speed AI response time go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 19/03/2026
Cybercrime has skyrocketed 245% since the start of the Iran war go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 19/03/2026
Vite team boasts 10-30x faster builds with Rust-powered Rolldown go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 19/03/2026
AI takes on Robotron: 2084, the original robot uprising simulator go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 19/03/2026
AI finally delivers those elusive productivity gains... for cybercriminals go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
Boffins hook fly brain map to virtual body, which starts looking for sugar go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
Free Software Foundation calls for free-range LLMs rather than factory-farmed AI go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
Apple’s MacBook Neo turns out to be its most repairable lappy in 14 years go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
ServiceNow boss warns AI could push grad unemployment past 30% go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
Age verification isn't sage verification when it's inside operating systems go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
Flaw in UK's corporate registry let directors rummage through rival records go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
Microsoft points at Samsung after Galaxy app bug locks users out of C:/ go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
UK splashes £45M on AI supercomputer to help crack fusion power go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
West Sussex's Oracle rollout pushed back again as costs balloon 15 times go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
Horizon redress still a mess, MPs say – and Fujitsu hasn't paid a penny go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
Brilliant backups that kept data alive for ages landed web developer in big trouble go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
AWS S3 turns 20 and reaches ‘hundreds of exabytes’ go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
Repopulate! Repopulate! Two lost Doctor Who episodes turn up in private collection go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
India tests whether AI can stop trains hitting elephants go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 18/03/2026
Outsourcer Telus admits to attack – may have lost a petabyte of data to ShinyHunters go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Salesforce stock buyback to saddle company with debt until 2066 go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Nvidia's DLSS 5 promises to bring you out the other side of the uncanny valley go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Jury out on whether Americans approve or disapprove of datacenters go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Nvidia wraps its NemoClaw around OpenClaw for the sake of security go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Robotics surgical biz Intuitive discloses phishing attack go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Nvidia powers further into the CPU market with new rack systems packing 256 Vera processors go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Nvidia slaps $20B Groq tech into massive new LPX racks to speed AI response time go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Cybercrime has skyrocketed 245% since the start of the Iran war go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Those who 'circle back' and 'synergize' also tend to be crap at their jobs go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Vite team boasts 10-30x faster builds with Rust-powered Rolldown go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
AI takes on Robotron: 2084, the original robot uprising simulator go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
AI finally delivers those elusive productivity gains... for cybercriminals go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Boffins hook fly brain map to virtual body, which starts looking for sugar go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Free Software Foundation calls for free-range LLMs rather than factory-farmed AI go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Apple’s MacBook Neo turns out to be its most repairable lappy in 14 years go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
ServiceNow boss warns AI could push grad unemployment past 30% go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Age verification isn't sage verification when it's inside operating systems go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Flaw in UK's corporate registry let directors rummage through rival records go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
Microsoft points at Samsung after Galaxy app bug locks users out of C:/ go.theregist...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/03/2026
UK splashes £45M on AI supercomputer to help crack fusion power go.theregist...
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