therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My memory might be a bit hazy but didn't Biden literally step down as candidate after criticisms were made about his health and mental capacity? 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He has many real faults we could criticize him for... Additionally, he looks so fucking stupid like all the time. 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The math of "giving a check for nearly $100 to 20 million people means you can trust that I'm also good for a check of $5,000 to 180 million people" is how you bankrupt multiple casinos in Atlantic City 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The fact that he's putting quotation marks around checks makes me feel like there won't be any checks? Maybe it'll be Trump Bucks only redeemable at Trump businesses from 1 am to 5 am on alternating weeks and on the opposite end of the country from your home address, some restrictions may apply? 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's like watching the Mona Lisa get painted 🤌🤌 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This should trigger an immediate lawsuit by Sports Illustrated the next time there is a headline saying "There is a greater than 10% chance that SI will kill us all by 2030" So, we're all gonna die, but we'll also die penniless 🤷 (other than the fine folks at Sports Illustrated) 001
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'd love to have someone calculate how much all this renaming of stuff costs the US taxpayers... 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Don't you want people who have insurance (sense of security) but never file a claim (so you don't have to pay for fixing their ailments)???? 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I certainly answer every Telex I receive... 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is how Rubio finds out he's getting deported 😔 0212
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026That actually looks like a 24 point swing...no? 040
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We should have stopped interviewing Jeffrey Epstein's fluffer a long time ago 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comDr. Evil Says 'How About No'ALT: Dr. Evil Says 'How About No' 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Narrator: literally no one was proud of the fact that he wasn't letting Iran have a nuclear bomb or whatever. 021
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Can't believe it's still going on! 010
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Didn't he say he was in New Jersey watching Muslims dance and celebrate? Can someone grow some balls and ask him to his face if he was lying then or if he's lying now or if (more likely) he's lied both times? 011
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is actually just American Airlines' new Business Minus Class 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026He must be having one hell of a bowel movement today... 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Getting charged with SA because I was clean-shaven when I met my date and had stubble the next morning and I hadn't disclosed that I'm not smooth as a baby's bottom in advance 😞 010
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026But they'll still tell us there was peace in the Middle East on October 6th and what Hamas did was unprovoked and came out of the blue against everyone's expectations... 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The takeaway is that Rubio likes to watch. 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Don't threaten me with a good time, Stephen. 010
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Never expected the leopards to eat his face, I guess... 010
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"trust me, my guy. I'm not like the last guy who famously said mission accomplished when the mission wasn't accomplished. I'm just built different" - guy who is about to find out he's very much not built different 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026While I see what you're saying, you can't disagree that each day has been dumber than the last in this godforsaken timeline. So, just mathematically speaking, yesterday was dumber than January 20th, 2025. And tomorrow will be dumber than yesterday. And next week will be dumber than tomorrow. 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm honestly surprised he hasn't renamed New Mexico yet. 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This looks like a terrible album cover 110
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You fill up at the wrong gas station a couple of times without checking GasBuddy...boom! 10 million dollars. 010
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026That just looks like normal breakfaststatic.klipy.comCorporate They'Re The Same PictureALT: Corporate They'Re The Same Picture 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Not that this is the biggest issue here but attacking Joe Biden by calling him Sleepy Joe for years while buddying up to the pillow salesman is something that needs to be studied. Preferably in a lab. 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I bet its horn blast sounds like "meep meep" 010
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Hey, @cnn.com , I mean this disrespectfully, but what the fuck is this? 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Also, while we're talking about this, people like to wear our glasses and be like "man, you're REALLY blind!" Would you do that to a guy sitting in a wheelchair??? (You really shouldn't and please stop if you DO do that) 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026They should really arrest whoever was president during the 2020 election! 😤 030
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026"but we NEED a highly secure, top military, ballroom, extreme drone center!!!!" (Whatever that means) 020
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026"everything I don't like is w̶o̶k̶e̶ antisemitism" 0120
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026(also, congrats!)static.klipy.complateALT: plate 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026static.klipy.comDonald Trump: 'You Know It. Everybody Knows It.'ALT: Donald Trump: 'You Know It. Everybody Knows It.' 010
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Imagine if this money was spent for good instead. And this is just one primary... 001
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Just imagine how much good that money could have done if it was actually spent in the community instead. And this is just one local primary. Now think about all the other elections and how much money is wasted on these campaigns... 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026He just said "if the country is comfortable electing a known rapist as president multiple times, I think I can get away with a few small time sexual assault allegations" Sadly, this says more about the state of the country than it does about this particular dickweed. 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Can someone at least tell him that he means wind turbine and not windmill? I mean, he would still be wrong but he would be using the right word. 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Let he who hasn't called Trump an idiot, or Donald Trump jr a moron, cast the first stone. 270
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Is it just me or is he more yellow than usual? 000
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Luke: he came, he jizzed, he ejaculated off the boat. #belowdeck #belowdeckmed 010
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I would even settle for noon. The heck you mean breakfast is served from 6 to 9 am??? Be serious. I'm on vacation here, not trying to medal at the Waking Up Olympics. 030
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The mental gymnastics these folks do... 030
therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"this is the greatest we'll ever be" is just a fancy way of saying "it's all downhill from here because I've ruined the economy, the country's global standing, and the system of alliances that keep us safe" 010
