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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The math of "giving a check for nearly $100 to 20 million people means you can trust that I'm also good for a check of $5,000 to 180 million people" is how you bankrupt multiple casinos in Atlantic City
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He must be having one hell of a bowel movement today...
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Luke: he came, he jizzed, he ejaculated off the boat. #belowdeck #belowdeckmed
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"this is the greatest we'll ever be" is just a fancy way of saying "it's all downhill from here because I've ruined the economy, the country's global standing, and the system of alliances that keep us safe"
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
First, explosive diarrhea. Then, smoke. Now, flood. Up next, locusts and frogs. God is trying everything to stop this #FIFAWorldCup final!
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is a perfect example of how he sees the Mid East as something that he can squeeze the juice out of and then move on after all the delicious oil is done. He doesn't care about the people living there and the shipment of goods they count on. All that matters is oil and "we have oil at home"
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
First day without football in a month got me feeling like season 2 Pablo Escobar...
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77bit Escobar
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump to the entire country of Belgium today: youtube.com/watch?v=PxzT...
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You've made a powerful enemy!
YouTube video by Shogun Raven
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
You should be allowed to be a little offside as a treat... #FIFAWorldCup
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Dear #Japan fans, All week, I've been talking about how lovely the songs of the Dutch fans were that I heard during your game. How they sang all night. Tonight, in the #JapanvsTunisia game, I noticed it was you all along??? Accept my sincere apology and love!
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I think we finally have visual of the "one other thing" from "a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing" and, I gotta say, I do not care for it. #usnavy #iranwar #oneotherthing
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The audacity for the @washingtonpost.com to keep their Democracy Dies in Darkness tag while also asking for the resumption of state sanctioned murders... #iranWar #WashingtonPost
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
این نیز بگذرد و روزی نزدیک یا شاید هم دور جنگ تمام می‌شود و من و تو دوباره ما میشویم اگر هنوز پلی در این کشور مانده باشد
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Point number 1: Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi are terrible human beings Point number 2: the fact that the only two people who have suffered any consequences for their actions are women should tell you everything you need to know about the Trump administration and how it views women. #PamBondi #Trump
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Can the FCC clarify why they let an old man perform fellatio on himself on TV during Prime Time????
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
How many Trump Bucks to a USD?
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Trump: we've had some great discussions with the Iranian Government The Iranian Government: #IranWar #Trump
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loki from avengers : age of ultron is talking about a man he has never met in his life .
ALT: loki from avengers : age of ultron is talking about a man he has never met in his life .
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Alli Parker (she/her) @innerarctherapy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
New group where we use Daggerheart TTRPG to play, imagine, and connect. This group is created for people who are feeling burnout, dealing with systems that are actively collapsing and want a space to connect with other people through imagination and storytelling.
Flyer for therapeutic tabletop role play game group. Burntout? Seeking a space to play? DnD-ish therapy group for adults. Small group, in-person, Tuesdays starting April 21st from 6pm-7pm. Registration and information at www.innerarctherapy.com.
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
When you ask #Grok if the newest video of Netanyahu is AI.
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a cartoon of a man with the words " ain 't sayin ' nothin "
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I hope they send her back to South Dakota via Catapult.
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny climbing the telephone pole on the Super Bowl halftime show set Me: watch out. Mister Bunny!
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
2017: Democracy Dies in Darkness 2026: Don't Forget to Turn the Lights Off on Your Way Out of the Office! RIP #WashingtonPost
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Oh, wow, the Melania movie was SO bad that they're shutting down the whole Kennedy Center for 2 years (probably the air the place out) after its premiere
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Gianni Infantino is gonna be busy man making up fake awards for this family for the next 3 years. #MelaniaMovie #FIFAAcademyAwards
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Prediction: Melania will be awarded the inaugural FIFA Award in Movie Excellence.
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Trump: Iceland has already cost us a lot of money. Iceland: #WEF #Davos #Trump
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Iceland is the new Albania.
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Weird way of spelling "he crapped his old man diapers 20 minutes into the 9 hour flight so we had to turn the plane around and bring in the Hazmat team" apnews.com/article/trum...
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Air Force One returns to Washington area due to minor electrical issue, White House says
President Donald Trump’s plane, Air Force One, has safely returned to Joint Base Andrews about an hour after departing for Switzerland on Tuesday evening.
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Trump just said a bunch of crazy stuff, and this isn't the craziest one - but fairly easy to dispute. He claims that the US has 92% of the shoreline of the Gulf of Mexico, while Mexico only has 8% so why should it be the Gulf of Mexico and not Gulf of America. Does he not have eyes?
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The man's brain is literally made up of Swiss cheese
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Joe making Kizzi's tie situation about himself is peak Joe behaviour #belowdeck #belowdeckmed #belowdeckmediterranean
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Trump heading to Mar-a-Lago every Friday in the middle of a work day:
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I mean, it's a meal consisting of a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a flour tortilla, and one other thing, Michael. What could it cost? $3?
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Maybe the strangest thing was the friends we made along the way... #StrangerThings #Netflix
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Pouring a nice glass of eggnog for Bowen Yang tonight #SNL
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Donald Trump watching the Hunger Games like: #PatriotGames
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a woman with glasses is sitting at a desk and says i want to go to there
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Hey @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social , I tuned in to watch the World Cup Draw, not two grown men fellating each other on live television... #FIFAPeacePrize #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCupDraw
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The fact that I pay for 10 sports channels between all the TSN and Sportsnet channels in my TV plan but can't watch the MLS playoffs is so weird to me...
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Actual footage of Clay Higgins during the House vote on releasing the #epsteinfiles
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nay
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Fight! Fight! Fight! #mlb #worldseries #BlueJays #LADodgers
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
On to the 18th! #worldseries #mlb #TorontoBluejays #LADodgers
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
West Coast is Best Coast because you can watch the 17th inning and it's not an ungodly hour (yet..) #worldseries #mlb #TorontoBluejays #LADodgers
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Maybe Jake Tapper will write a book about his cognitive decline when it's profitable to grow a backbone
Meme image showing Trump as an old man with a walker saying "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?" while his caretaker/assistant says "yes, Mister President...let's get you to bed"
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Pete Hegseth waiting for applause at the end of his fever dream of a speech: #PeteHegseth #Quantico #GeneralsMeeting
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a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Imagine being an American General in a military base in the Philippines and you get a message ordering you to get ass to Quantico posthaste and it turns out to be just an hour of Trump sucking his own dick... #GeneralsMeeting #Quantico #Trump
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Incredible week for Albania finding out that: - they were at neverending war with Azerbaijan - they are now at peace with Azerbaijan - Aberbaijan exists - they are at neverending war with Aberbaijan - they are now at peace with Aberbaijan What a rollercoaster.
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Tonight feels like the night before a snow day...just waiting to hear if classes will be cancelled in the morning
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The European Leaders group chat is gonna be lit tonight...
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Kamchatka with the trifecta of earthquake, tsunami, and volcano eruption. Up next? Frogs.
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therealshaggo.bsky.social @therealshaggo.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The man has brains like Swiss cheese and the fact that I don't have to clarify who I'm talking about says everything you need to know. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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