Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 29/03/2025Tell Skip she’s the cutiest patootie now or else 010
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 26/03/2025This is Skip and she is my precious angel that will never do anything wrong 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 22/03/2025Sneaking into an event you don’t have a ticket for is clown energy 110
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 20/03/2025I’m making French toast for the breakfast bar tomorrow because I’m a fucking simp 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 17/03/2025The difficulties of finding a dispensary with good CBD dominant flower that isn’t insanely priced 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 15/03/2025Imagine just going on a run in one night at the barcade 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 14/03/2025Post the last photo of your pet Gordo ft Lyla begging for food 130
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 10/03/2025Idk what the chain across the nose is called but uhhh…yeah that’s pretty cool 010
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 10/03/2025I always talk about going to get a little fun tattoo but I never do it and I need friends that are just like “let’s go RIGHT NOW I know a place” 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 09/03/2025Man i am a haaaater today, I need to get off work 010
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 09/03/2025You’ll never catch me saying I was too hot for anyone. I know everybody I’ve dated was settling on my goofy lookin ass 100
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 08/03/2025The thing about me is; if it comes in blue, I’ll take it in blue 110
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 08/03/2025I love seeing my old videos of me vibing and singing along at a show because I used to be so much more carefree before I learned about the true horrors of adult life, but fuck do I look rough most of the time lol 100
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 08/03/2025Everyone in my house can’t stop singing Pink Pony Club 110
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 07/03/2025Sending them Baulders Gate reels you don’t understand because you’re taking an interest in their interests 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 07/03/2025Time for a stream, come say hi! Twitch.tv/therealmrtrees 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 07/03/2025My least favorite part of any set is when they want to “slow things down for a little bit” 010
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 07/03/2025Those friendships where you’re not even very close but you have a funny inside joke that you treasure 011
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 06/03/2025Ever have those dreams that make you relive horrible experiences? 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 06/03/2025The only part of my early 20s I miss is being able to pull an all nighter and still function for an 8 hour shift. My body will no longer stay awake all night* 100
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 05/03/2025I got feedback for my department manager interview and they told me I work too much and need to delegate more lol like okay sorry I’m so fucking awesome 010
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 05/03/2025We’ve had a live cam on one of our work computers that’s this eagles nest and today the parents were feeding the babies some kind of carcass and it was so fucking cute 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 05/03/2025The unspoken tension with that one co worker you gossip with all the time thats lowkey baaaaad as hell 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 05/03/2025Grabbitz is so wildly talented. Easy second favorite artist 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 03/03/2025I will never get over this Ada upgrade, best part of the remake 🤌🏽media.tenor.coma woman with her eyes closed wearing a red turtleneck sweaterALT: a woman with her eyes closed wearing a red turtleneck sweater 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 03/03/2025I’m still so shocked at the people I know that were saying “there was just no way in hell we could let Hillary into office” 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 01/03/2025Ravenscoon was so fucking good. Everyone was, such a fun night 020
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 01/03/2025I was the first one into the rave, no big deal 020
Reposted by Squirt Cobain🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/02/2025me flirting is just looking away when we make eye contact 520558
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 27/02/2025Sober John Mulaney is still very funny, that not-so-sober guy tho, some good stuff in there 010
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 27/02/2025Thinking about how we used to get painted for volleyball games but we didn’t have body paint so we used door paint. How did I survive highschool 110
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 26/02/2025The sluttiest thing a me could do is get a haircut 010
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 25/02/2025Chuck Norris facts will outlast humanity. As will Chuck Norris 031
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 25/02/2025If you’re drinking a beverage from a can, what do you do to it to identify as yours? I’m a top-to-the-right kinda fella 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 25/02/2025On Saturday I’m going to a show and then I have work at 6 AM on Sunday. Fuck around 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 24/02/2025Prediction for Suits LA is it’ll be mostly Teddy Swims songs 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 24/02/2025I restarted MXC, great choicemedia.tenor.coma man in a black shirt and yellow shorts is running through a forestALT: a man in a black shirt and yellow shorts is running through a forest 000
Squirt Cobain @therealmrtrees.edm.blue · 23/02/2025At this point in my life I’m just calling everybody “big shooter” or “skip” 010
