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Megs

@therealmegs.bsky.social

800 followers 580 following 811 posts

I live my life by Fight, flight, freeze, fawn, fazolis and fuck 🤷🏻‍♀️ Bangers: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sj… Weird shit men say to me bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sj…

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Both!?!?

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I thought when I stopped eating fish mercury in retrograde wouldn’t affect me.. but that bitch has hands

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

But BDC stands for Big Dick Committee

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Some of you have never rode on an 8 foot mechanical dick and it shows

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The tummy issues are the worst

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Jesus take the wheel while I plug in the AUX

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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 16/05/2026

sad girls in your area wanna hang out and steal your medications

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hot girls are depressed

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hot girls hit curbs

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I thought we were getting married 😭😭

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Bounce on it in the name of Jesus

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

iPhone needs a 3% warning cause that 10% dont scare me enough to get the charger

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s so exhausting carrying around 32 flavors of that bootlicious bubblegum

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This was me this morning except I was looking to a butter knife

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Cheating on Chili’s with The Cheesecake Factory

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

use a gif, pic, or vid to share how you are feeling today

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If he spam likes all your pictures, go and like all the pictures of him and his girl

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh they did eventually show up and remove her from the property

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well, she’s now escalated to throwing rocks and trying to break in

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Some dude in my apartment complex named Colin pissed off some chick so now she’s outside screaming at him..

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you have sex on Halloween is that a Monster Mash or a Graveyard smash 🤔

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy happy birthday 💕💕💕

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Can I pick your brain" yes please lobotomize me

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

⊹ name: Megs ⊹ height: 5’2 ⊹ star sign: Gemini ♊️ ⊹ nicknames: Megs, Meggy, Megatron ⊹ siblings: 2 ⊹ relationship: Taken ⊹ crushing on: someone ⊹ fav season: spring and fall ⊹ pets: 2 cats and a cowboy corgi ⊹ fav color: green, black, pink ⊹ live: Nebraska

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

usually don’t like bragging about taking expensive trips, but i just got back from the grocery store. Now i’m on the way to the gas station

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I miss skipping school, skipping work is so serious.

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Not a Jim hater here!

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Joke theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of skeeters suffer every year!

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

*makes a post* *here enters an internet warrior* “you stole this joke it was posted years ago by someone else” Me “wild concept that people can post the same thing. It’s probably been posted a lot 🤷🏻‍♀️🤯”

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Wild concept that people can post the same thing and never know someone else posted the same thing 🤷🏻‍♀️🤯

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just did 8 push ups lmk if he raises his voice with you again babygirl

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You know it is 😉

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Me, an independent woman: I don’t need a man Also me, an independent woman: I sure wish I had a man to help me carry stuff into my apartment

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My next guy is gonna be amish no snap no fb just him and me milking the cows 🐄

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Dasani water taste like it’s been sitting in a water gun

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

astrology girls will hit u with their car & be like whoops it’s because im a caprisun

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Knuckle tats: M O R E W E E D

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“AI will replace you” is AI gonna take the same whore back 6 times lol

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

What if you are watching Storage Wars and they find a whole bunch of naked photos of your mom lol

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If you can’t handle me at my sweatpants and crop tops then you don’t deserve me at my sundresses and sandals

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I may not have a tight grip on life but I do have a tight grip…. Nevermind

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

nothing brings neighbors together like cop cars in front of another neighbors house

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Post something random or you’ll have an awful September

A photo of a blue beaded frog

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Soda was $11.99, buy 3 get 3 free. This shit is dumb

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Me checking my bank account after grocery shopping: we will rebuild

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Tonight’s dress code is my favorite

A picture of Meg’s in a black crop tank with a spider web heart and gray sweats

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I have to fight to keep my eyes open if I take any Benadryl

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Benadryl smart AF, you can't have allergies if you unconscious

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Oh lord he’s a “sovereign” citizen. Boy needed to fix that fucking nappy ass beard

Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It’s a good thing know cares what you fucking think.