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Laura Loomer Parody

@thereallauraloomer.bsky.social
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Self Aggrandized Investigative Journalist 🇺🇲 Soul Destroyer. 🇺🇲Parody of #LOOMERED. Taking this handle so she can't 🤣 Here for everything that exposes Elon

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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The richest man in the world is also the biggest liar in the world! www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
rollingstone.com
How Elon Musk and X Became the Biggest Purveyors of Online Misinformation
A timeline of how Elon Musk has turned X into a misinformation weapon that spews falsehoods about migrants, gender, health and elections.
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Secret Service code name: Adrian Tittmann
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Neither party voted for the South African. He is here illegally and needs to be deported and stripped of Skylink.
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
🚨 This is the perfect metaphor for the next 4 years! And Elon wants more regulations to be cut!
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Elon doesn't have sex. He offers horses for headjobs and sires his spawn via surrogates and IVF. #ElonHasAlimpDick
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
🚨 There's a reason why "Musk isn’t allowed to enter most SpaceX facilities where classified work is done and discussed..." Not even his own company trusts him. www.wsj.com/tech/musk-sp...
wsj.com
Why Musk Doesn’t Have Access to SpaceX’s Biggest Government Secrets
The rocket company’s executives haven’t sought a higher security clearance for its CEO to avoid questions about his drug use and contact with foreign officials. The answers might no longer matter.
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
🚨 There's no denying the richest man in the world is a big pussy. That's why he's able to be the surrogate for his 13th child. When I told him to go fuck himself, this isn't what I expected 😒
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
🚨 Elon's hair transplant gets caught in sunroof and causes a car crash
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
🚨 🎙 PROOF that megalomaniac Elon talks himself up using a burner account called Adrian Dittman. Listen for yourself on Spaces. You can hear that South African accent. Even the choice of phrases and buzzwords. 🙄 x.com/theliamnissa...
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x.com
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
🚨 Elon is a national security risk! www.nytimes.com/2024/12/29/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | Elon Musk Is a National Security Risk
His relationship with Chinese leaders and reported contacts with Russian officials are cause for alarm.
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Just so you know, owning one of these doesn’t give you a bigger dick. It just makes you one.
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Because Elon isn't #MAGA
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Elon just wants to import his slaves
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Thanks Aaron bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I'm still waiting, Elon.
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Musk has never been #MAGA He conned you all. He wants immigrants in American jobs!
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
🚨 "Elon Musk quits TESLA" www.smh.com.au/technology/e...
smh.com.au
Elon Musk quits Tesla, flying cars take off: The predictions for tech in 2025
The past year has been wild for the global technology sector, and the next year is set to be even wilder.
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I've more of these photos of the real you Elon. GIVE ME BACK my blue check or I'll send them out. #LOOMERED
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Sissy SpaceX needs to reinstate my blue check. Free speech absolutist, my arse!
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I'm not going to be ignored!
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I wish people would stop calling me an attention whore.
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Do you think the hand cuffing thing would work this time?
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Please don't share this pic of Musk before he got a hair transplant. He hates it. 🤣
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Laura Loomer Parody @thereallauraloomer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I'm still looking for the blue checkmark that Musk took from me
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