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@therealkeysis.bsky.social
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Bi (I'm into all women and that one Luigi guy), transfem, nonbinary, she/they, nerd, AuDHD Aspiring author, guitarist for bsky.app/profile/kimberband.bsky.so… AND! bsky.app/profile/piratesofstonewall… 37

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Pirates of Stonewall @piratesofstonewall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pride season never ends when there are gay pirates around! Oct 3—Upper Chesapeake Bay Pride Oct 10—Laurel Pride Day Oct 11—HoCo Pride Nov 15—DC Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence 10th Anniversary Nov 20—Trans Day of Remembrance and Resilience Visit piratesofstonewall.com for full details!
Oct 3—Havre de Grace, MD: Upper Chesapeake Bay Pride
Oct 10—Laurel, MD: Laurel Pride Day
NEW! Oct 11—Columbia, MD: HoCo Pride
Nov 15—Washington, DC: DC Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence 10th Anniversary
NEW! Nov 20—Bethesda, MD: Trans Day of Remembrance and Resilience
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Pirates of Stonewall @piratesofstonewall.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This one is our variation of a historical parody of Stephen Foster's song, Hard Times Come Again No More. Soldiers during the American Slaveowner's Rebellion turned it to the hardtack they ate as field rations, so we turned it again to the hardtack served aboard ships. Enjoy! Full song on Patreon.
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Pirates of Stonewall @piratesofstonewall.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The tale of a lucky young lad on our crew. Full song available on our Patreon!
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey, that's me! ...on guitar, anyway
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Pirates of Stonewall @piratesofstonewall.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Upcoming shows! 3/22—Pirates for Preservation: Fundraiser for the Bowers Beach Maritime Museum, Essex, MD 4/4—MoCo Pride Prom Fundraiser, Boyds, MD 5/31—Mosaic Community Chorus Spring Concert, Columbia, MD 10/10—Laurel Pride Day, Laurel, MD As always, keep yer eye on piratesofstonewall.com/ !
The Pirates Of Stonewall (well, most of us). From left to right: Lazy-Eye Polly Seaworth, Scrap Metal, Della Marva, Big Jonny, Captain Mary Anne Celeste, Little Tara, Matt, Emily The Nameless. The band is posed in a horizontal line in front of a lighthouse, surrounding an old cannon. Big Jonny is sitting on the cannon like it's a horse, raising a wild fist in the air.
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I wrote that! I'm singing that!
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Hey, look, it's me!
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
pls signal boost, this is my band and we'd love to get in touch with her and write a fitting tribute
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Pirates of Stonewall @piratesofstonewall.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Reminder to catch us live at 1:30 pm TOMORROW on the Chrysalis Stage at Howard County Pride!
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I'm a pirate of taste, at least
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
that's me! and that's also me! I'm playing a double!
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Pirates of Stonewall @piratesofstonewall.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Actually, September 20th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day if you have ADHD
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Oku ΘΔ @oku.mow.haus · 30/07/2025
You're going to start hearing a lot of talk about moving in to crypto as a way to bypass payment processors and what I need all of you to understand is that Anybody Saying This Is Trying To Scam You. They Have Potentially Millions Of Dollars In Crypto They Can't Cash Out Unless You Buy It From Them.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 29/07/2025
“The emergency is in front of us. And yet, some prominent scholars of the Holocaust continue to engage in open denialism or outright approval of mass atrocities perpetrated by Israel.” www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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As scholars of genocide, we demand an end to Israel’s atrocities | Open letter
Within weeks, 400 colleagues joined our organization. We say: it is not too late to save lives. End the genocide now
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
My wardrobe contains clothes in exactly three categories: Butch I Have This Because I Need Something Vaguely Professional, and Things Lorelai Gilmore Would Wear To Annoy Her Mother
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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I'd like to recommend these stores for those not wanting to deal with Amazon (the files should be DRM-free and can be downloaded to use on any device). Kobo: www.kobo.com/th/en/ebook/... Smashwords: www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
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The Persephone Effect ebook by Maria Ying - Rakuten Kobo
Read "The Persephone Effect Gunmetal Olympus, #3" by Maria Ying available from Rakuten Kobo. Zeus has been struck down, and Elysium stands on the cusp of destruction. In this tumult, Persephone is wou...
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAA I FINISHED DRAFTING It's called Roguelite, and it's gonna need a LOT of revision, but I'll eventually have it ready to publish For now, here's some numbers: Word count: 101,811 chapter count: 48 longest chapter: 4,635 shortest chapter: 545 number of dragons: 1 do the lesbians kiss: YES
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Hello, I'm a musician in a film. I also have no other job, and my roommates are complaining about it all the time, but if they'd just pay for me to exist for a little longer I'll write that one song that makes it big and then I'll immediately be living my dreams
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Emily and Caiden would be great, though Caiden would struggle with being a best friend when he needs to be an authority figure Retch would be a cool mom, the kind that lets her kid tattoo her arm at age 7 Bull would do the single dad thing really well and get so much unintended attention for it.
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Our heroes get a glimpse of the stage that the centerpiece action show takes place on in my current WiP, Roguelite.
Screenshot of the author's work in progress. the paragraph in the image reads as follows.

The room was immense. Emily knew from the tour that it rose six stories above ground and half that again below, and took up most of the width of the city-block-sized building, but seeing it from the inside made her feel tiny and fragile. Countless tiles like the one the party was stood on lined the bottom of her vision, each one dressed like a different environment, dotted with structures too small for her to make out. She felt like she was looking a hundred feet down, at a warehouse made to store tiny pieces of a planet.
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Not sure anyone could ask for a fuller life, or a better sendoff. Rest well, Ozzy. See you in hell (affectionate) 💜
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Me explaining Roguelite badly: three queers and a himbo sign up for a game show and end up taking down the mob (I'm like 75-80% finished drafting!!!)
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
August is my month to pick the book for the book club I'm in with my cishet friends How do you think this will go, chat?
Picture shows a hand holding a paperback copy of The Hades Calculus, by Maria Ying
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Putting this here for posterity Seriously considering changing my name in the guild discord to Keysis, Slut Ass Hunter
screenshot of a conversation in world of warcraft. The players are saying gg to each other, but the druid in the party says "slut ass hunter beat me"screenshot of the damage meter from the moment when the druid said "slut ass hunter beat me". I, the slut ass hunter in question, am firmly at the top of the meter.
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I wrote a pretty important chapter tonight, and then I decided to do a little comparison. On the left is my first book (which I still need to go back and revise >.>) and on the right is the current project. AAAAAAAA AT LEAST I'M CONSISTENT
cropped screenshot of a spreadsheet showing a column labeled "words until the lesbians kiss". The column shows a word count of 64,212cropped screenshot of a spreadsheet showing a column labeled "words until the lesbians kiss". The column shows a word count of 66,829
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I took some time off, but I'm drafting again! I'm at the midpoint now, I think. I forgot how much fun writing is. I MAKE THE WORDS GO.
Screenshot of a spreadsheet titled "Roguelite Word Count Tracker". The first column is labeled "chapter", and the second column is labeled "count". You can see the word counts for the prologue and first few chapters of the book. The third column is labeled "total", and shows a total word count of 61,630. The fourth column is "july", showing 8,853, and the final column is labeled "today" and shows 3,988.
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Pirates of Stonewall @piratesofstonewall.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Kimber and the No-Bodies @kimberband.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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image shows what looks like a small warehouse with brick walls, concrete floor, and an exposed ceiling. Junk is piled in a corner, next to a cubicle. In front of the junk and the cubicle are set up a number of guitar amps, a vocal P.A. system, and a microphone. A guitar case is leaning against the side of the cubicle. Cords are strewn around the floor.
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royale @royale.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
little comic about a roly poly i met on the bus that got me thinking ... #art #comic
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
It's like every note of Hey Ya by Outkast was specifically chosen for its similarity ti the nails-on-chalkboard sound
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Listening to some old Blues tunes, and there's a line in "Mannish Boy" that goes "I can make love to a woman/in five minutes time/ain't that a man?" And like, common experience would seem to suggest the answer is yes, but
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Idk what's worse, the classified information in an unsecure chat, or the fact that the leaders of our nation are the most Boomer-ass texters ever
Text message from Mike Walz, showing a fist emoji, an american fkag emoji, and a fire emojiText from steve witkoff, showing two prayer emojis, a flexing bicep emoji, and two american flag emojis
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
SUBMIT TO THIS COME ON DO IT OR YOU'LL NEVER GET CONTEXT FOR THIS LINE, FROM MY SUBMISSION:
Screenshot that reads, "by the time Hal was lowering herself, slick and dripping with sweetness, onto Cassie's waiting mouth, the potential of Rick's betrayal was the furthest thing from either of their minds."
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I hate how evil Trump is, 'cause a lot of the shit he does is genuinely hilarious, but it's hard to laugh at a guy who's trying to erase you and your friends from public life
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I keep a list of edits to make while I'm drafting, so I don't spend time going back and tweaking things. When I finish the draft, I go back and work through the list. THEN I find beta readers for it.
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Oh look, it's another National Buy A Trans Person A Pizza Day
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
BUY THIS BOOK IT'S SO GOOD AND FUN
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Repost!
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
My computer has been in the shop for over a week now and I'm fiending to write I miss itttttr :(
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Sausage. It's sausage. Specifically those little gray moon rocks that pizza places call sausage. Gross. Everything else here is delicious on pizza.
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Still reeling from the fact that the author who packed the house at the local indie bookstore today, causing us to have to find another spot for our little gathering, was fkin CORY DOCTOROW I MISSED A TALK BY CORY DOCTOROW JSJFNDBFJWLDLGKSNFJDJWJSKFNFNDJSJSKFKFLEKAJ
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
HEY LOOK IT'S A BUNCH OF GOOD BOOKS ON SALE
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👻Queen Bailey, Who Lurks in the Trees👻 @thebailster.blacksky.app · 27/02/2025
Super hyphy for how well this is going! My contribution, The Dee Dee Calculus, is wild in every way you can imagine, with super hot bits, pissed off Demeter, and Hades as a cat! There’s something for everyone, so go nab yourself a copy and enjoy the flavors of lesbian 💛 itch.io/b/2877/monst...
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Monsters, Mecha, and Greek Myth by Maria Ying and 10 others
Monsters, Mecha, and Greek Myth: 10 items for $15.00
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
This, so much People are people, and people have inherent value. We ALL have inherent value. Grandpa Down The Street wants me dead because Tucker Carlson told him to. Tucker Carlson is my enemy, not Grandpa Down The Street. I hope Grandpa gets his insulin.
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I fuckin love insomnia its my favorite
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
After over fourteen years of loyal service, you've earned your rest. Goodnight, WoW Authenticator. May the loot in Tech Heaven always be purple.
Image shows my hand holding a small plastic device with a button and an LCD screen. The screen is displaying a low battery warning. The device is an authenticator, which I originally got packaged with the Collector's Edition box set of World Of Warcraft: Cataclysm.
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I SURVIVED P sure it's over. 3 days of laying around rewatching Angel and remembering to sip water. Fever's gone now, and has been all day, so I'm pretty sure I'm good.
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Tara makes the pleasant sounds @therealkeysis.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Who do you think should play the next James Bond
Photo of Abigail Thorn, actress and creator/host of youtube channel Philosophytube
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