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Jon 🎮

@therealjmb.bsky.social
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 4h
I finished Control Resonant
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Cillian Murphy as Tommy Shelby in Peaky Blinders
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 6h
Trying to get around the final area of Control Resonant while drunk is fucking wild 😭 😭
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 7h
Mahoraga patent dropped But do they know who tf I am????
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Sukuna Mahoraga
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 7h
Imagine seeing this as a child in the early 2000s during the most formative years of your life
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Kingdom Hearts: Thinking of You
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 16h
Oh i know i’ve played 2 and 3 but never the first one
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 17h
Yikes I blocked this loser a long time ago because he had a full blown crashout when Sony announced ending physical games and was throwing all the blame and threats at gamers who buys games digitally. Good riddance
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 18h
My next planned games Fuck I can’t wait for Phantom Blade 0. Give it to meeeeeee
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 20h
Blink twice if you’re been forced to say this
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 21h
Aye we’re only 2 days apart I celebrate mine on Friday Happy birthday!
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 21h
I’m going to finish up Control Resonant off stream. I’m in the last area and want to finish up achievements. I just need to finish this up quickly so I can get to the Dead Space remake for spooky streams, Battlefield 6 Season 5 is launching on Tuesday, and Phantom Blade isn’t far off. TOO MANY GAMES
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 21h
I got my friend who’s a normally a ball and gun gamer (his top 3 games are Battlefield, CoD and WoW + hasn’t played a story game in TEN YEARS 😂 ) to start Expedition 33 last night and he really likes it. I’m converting one ball and gun gamer at a time until modern gaming discourse is saved
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Husshere Herehuss: Praying Raccoon
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AndresPlays @andresplays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Spooky season continues with Cult of the Lamb! Join my cult: twitch.tv/andresplays93
A screenshot from Cult of the Lamb. A lamb is in front of a diabolical altar.
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m getting towards the end of Control Resonant. Going live in 5 👀 twitch.tv/therealjmb
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Hi! The name's Jon and I'm a variety streamer with a focus on RPGs, shooters and action adventure games. I've been gaming since I was 5 years old when I got a Gameboy Advance SP but turned into a ball...
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🌳InZaWoods🌳 @inzawoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Give my boy @therealjmb.bsky.social some love, what a fight
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YOZORA NO HIT - Kingdom Hearts 3 ReMind Critical Mode
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you bro 😎
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Matthew McConaughey Wolf of Wall Street
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Idiots who don’t know the difference between “objective” and “subjective” also don’t actually read the review. They always want to bring these two examples up when a reviewer doesn’t give a game a score their hivemind thinks it deserves and all it tells me is they can’t fucking read
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reminder that gaming journalist hate is forced IGN gave Cuphead an 8.8/10. The “Cuphead tutorial” vid was not IGN. That was a tech reviewer barely paying attention while playing because he was doing a live interview with devs at Gamescom “Too much water” is a 3 word summary of a valid criticism
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wanted this position specifically because I don’t have to answer phones or speak to any of our clients. That doesn’t mean i want to speak to coworkers 😭
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And i don’t even want to talk in the first place and i’m messaging on zoom for that very reason
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We have the same manager 😮
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perfection 👌🏼
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Might be a short one idk but we ball twitch.tv/therealjmb
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Hi! The name's Jon and I'm a variety streamer with a focus on RPGs, shooters and action adventure games. I've been gaming since I was 5 years old when I got a Gameboy Advance SP but turned into a ball...
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Throwback to the time I no hit Yozora in KH3 ReMind www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLLT9Kmn/
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Excuse the audio this is an old highlight before I got a good microphone lol. Lil stream throwback, can't wait for KH4 superbosses #kingdomhearts #kingdomhearts3 #yozora #gaming #gamer
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Real
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I miss XDefiant
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monochrome Monday ⬛️⬜️
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ART DIRECTION, STYLIZATION SHOULD COME BEFORE ULTRA PHOTOREALISM See example: Expedition 33 (which this type of chud will still call a mobile game because its turn based)
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Expedition33 Clairobscure: Gustave & Maelle
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“This looks like a phone game” is a modern gaming discourse comment copy pasted by people who can’t form their own opinion that makes me seeth with rage because what the fuck does that even mean? These people want boring ass unstylized as long as they can see the sweat dripping from their CoD skin
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mars Attacks 😭
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Mars Attacks Martian Close-Up
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Calebthedarklord @calebthebamlord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a quick reminder: Moral grandstanding isn't about helping people or educating them about a topic. It's about bullying them and making them look like "The bad guy." In a situation where they made a simple mistake just to inflate someone's ego. It's not about growth. It's about superiority.
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
<3
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolutely INSANE stream today. A friend stopped by and gifted 10 subs and a complete random person came in and also gifted a sub. I don’t even usually have more than 1 viewer at a time 😭😭😭 i don’t even have sub badges or emotes and can’t even get the payout until I hit affiliate but holy shit
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Control Resonant is by far the front runner for GOTY this year and nothing else comes close until Phantom Blade comes out probably It is also basically a lock to win best art direction
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being able to do midday streams on weekends finally makes me so happy Twitch.tv/therealjmb
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So what? We're CONTROLing RESONANTS now? | Streaming control resonant.
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got it!
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chat got a little deep www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLeT8YgR/
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Chat got a little deep #control #controlresonant #gaming #medialiteracy
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ball and gun gamers never beating the no media literacy allegations
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gears of war woke? The game where the soldiers are called cogs? As in cogs in the machine? The machine being the government that caused everything to try to create soldiers for a fictional resource oil war? The game where the people we save call us fascists? That game is suddenly woke now?
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Perfect Friday evening
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bro my wishlist is almost all full priced newer games I’d never expect anyone to actually get something in this economy 😭
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yep!
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yung Gravy cameo in the big 2026? 😭
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Accepted it!
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I won’t play more than one single player game at the same time. I have to focus on one then move on to the next
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I gotta find time to play W3 remastered before the new DLC drops but there’s too many gamesssss
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Top 10 Video Game Series 1. Kingdom Hearts (minus BBS and DDD) 2. The Witcher 3. Persona 4. Final Fantasy 5. Battlefield 6. Soulsborne (minus Dark Souls 2) 7. Fallout 8. Mass Effect 9. Resident Evil 10. Metal Gear HM: Nier, Assassin’s Creed (only from 1-4)
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jk of course…unless
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Officially one week away from turning 29 who’s getting me something off my Steam wishlist 👀
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Puss In Boots' Innocent Eyes
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yessss
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Jon 🎮 @therealjmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Kitten Raises Paw for Attention
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