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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Chefs be like “yeah I cook”

Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What do they teach in hair cutting school that makes all barbers unanimously believe “trim it a bit” means “remove 80% of it”

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I heard they’re adding Jonesy to Fortnite soon

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Gonna start doing the Billy Butcher head tilt while I talk and see how long it takes for someone to punch me in the stomach

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I wish my life had this option

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Update: had to ram into a car over an over to make it drop evidence so I could destroy the evidence individually. I blew up the car to destroy it all at once the game penalized me by spawning in a new car. Incredible.

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Thinking about when I was 15 and accidentally airdropped this image to my mother

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Who wanna be my kirkentine

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

We already got a remake of OOT that’s “faithful to the original vision” and “fixes the water temple” let them get a little silly with it this time

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Telling my job I need maternity leave in November

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Trick question, they’re all fortnite custom maps

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Played a mission last night where I had to throw a grenade through a guy’s window then hop in a car and chase him down the street. I was only able to complete it after I got pissed off and started piling stolen cars around his garage to trap him inside Like was this an intended strat or what

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Been playing GTA 3 recently and it’s blowing my mind how many missions seem almost designed to be cheesed rather than played normally Schrodinger’s good game design

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My sources tell me a new smash is getting announced right after Sticker Star remastered in the direct

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The door dasher I sent to McDonalds has been parked at Burger King for 20 minutes

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Re-recording a joke in this video I’m making because the fake moan sounded too real

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Every time I feel down about the state of this country I look at my ps2 spines and thank god I’m not European

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I drank a snowglobe and they’re letting me name the disease

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I get laid so often that to me sex scenes are just scenes

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

murder trials would go smoother if we were getting the victims to testify idk why they aren’t required to

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

No posts for a while My wife’s boyfriend found out I swear on here

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I think I just reverse engineered child abuse nevermind

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I’m gonna train a chatbot to speak with the exact mannerisms of myself when I was younger and then start berating it and telling it about all the worst events in my life

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

White people when they’re editing a youtube video and they have to fight the urge to use silent hill 2 menu sounds for every minor thing

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

You could put up a sign at a retail store that says “WARNING: SHOTGUN TRAP” in giant yellow text with a neon sign pointing to it and you’d still have a pile of mangled pellet ridden corpses at the door within an hour

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

How did people grind in RPGs before second monitors and fast forward features did you just like astral projection for 3 hours while you tortured yourself physically

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My dream blunt rotation is third wheeling at a date between Geoff Keighley and Hideo Kojima

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

What if instead of 10/20 mode it was 6/7 mode

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

AI Generated Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson JOI

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

He is overjoyed by humanity’s progress in technology and the arts

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

What the fuck was he playing

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Guy talking to me about how great “Biohazard 2” is. What next, “Persona 5 Scramble: The Phantom Strikers??” Japan.

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Goast @therealgoast.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The other day I neglected to play a pc game I was in the mood for because I didn’t feel like getting up and getting the disc off my shelf and this image flashed in my mind like a friendly fire mind attack