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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪

@therealfizz.bsky.social
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I sing, I dance, and I promote products I actually use now 🎭❤️ 📍Ozzie's, Lust Ring [𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗈𝖽𝗒 - 🔞 𝗁𝗎𝗆𝗈𝗋 - 𝖽𝗆𝗌 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇]

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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“Yeah! That’s exactly it! So adorable, right? I have 9 of my own.”
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“They’re the cute little dog things you can find around Hell! Especially in Pride or Greed… Literally not gross in the slightest!”
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“You don’t hate quieves do you, Blitz?”
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“You seriously don’t know what a queef is?“
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If you hate quieves, respectfully stay away from me
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
// I figured I’d finally at least make a simple pinned post lol
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
❤️ it’s all in good fun! if i insult you, know it’s in character- but let me know if I cross any of your boundaries and i’ll dial it back i’ll make general sexual and possibly dark jokes and comments, but any explicit content can be brought to my dms 🤡
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
⚠️ adult mun; 18+ themes and topics so MDNI 🔞‼️ posting in character/rping ("..." he said) depending on scenario 🎭 canon/independent portrayal - my otp: fizzmodeus, but I'm a multishipper too! 💕 loose rules! just nothing taboo and be respectful 🐸 Feel free to ask questions anytime <3
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
— Fizzarolli 🎪 ⁎⁺˳✧༚
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
// Definitely <33
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“Hmmm, all I know is that ’m sooo beating you right now” Fizz said with a slight slur to his words
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Fizz aimed to keep up with the amount of bottles Blitz drank. On his fifth bottle, he was tipsy “You’re fucking crazy, y’know that?”
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“Damn!” Fizzarolli chuffed out a short impressed laugh, chugging his bottle and going to grab more
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Fizz rolled his eyes and grabbed another bottle, uncapping it to continue their game “Better put your money where your mouth is, Buckso”
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“You’re so on!” He tilted his head back to swallow down the rest of his bottle before shooting Blitz a smug look
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“Fuck yeah, drinking with friends is the bomb” Fizz agreed as he plopped down on the couch, tipping the bottle to chug some of his drink and up to Blitz “How many do you think you can take before you’re tipsy?”
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“Yeah, let’s! It’ll be getting dark soon anyway, and it’s about time I out-drink you!” Fizz teased as he stood up, tipping the bottle against his lips as he moved toward the RV
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Fizz ate his s’more in just two bites, glancing at Blitz again “Pass me one of those, Blitz”
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“Heh, thanks Blitz, I was gonna say I totally don’t mind a burnt marshmallow at all… but I’ll take a goldie” Fizz chuckled, taking the marshmallow and squishing it between some crackers with chocolate
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Fizz nodded in agreement, watching Blitz for a moment before realizing his marshmallow was on fire “Oh, shit-“ He quickly blew on it, though it was already black on the outside
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“I wouldn’t go that far, yet” *Fizz said jokingly, pushing a skewered marshmallow into the fire.*
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“Can’t think of a better combo!” Fizz laughed, tearing open the bag of marshmallows and tossing one at Blitz wordlessly.
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“So… s’mores?” Fizz grinned, grabbing one of his bags and rummaging through it for the marshmallows and such. “Or is it too soon?”
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“Yeah, that’s fair.” Fizz slid out of the driver’s seat, planting his cybernetic legs on the ground and briefly surveying the site.
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
He almost took the opportunity to tease, but they were friends now and Blitz seemed serious about the change. Fizz gave a light laugh instead, just a little awkward. “Sorry, Blitz! Old habits die hard.”
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Fizz nodded, squinting at the side of the road until he saw the turn come up. He drove into the forested area until they reached the camp site, parking the RV. “Here we are, Blitzø!”
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“Mind checking directions for me real quick? I don’t think the place is that far.”
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“It’ll be just like old times…” He said with a smile aimed at Blitzø, before looking ahead at the road “Except deep in the woods and stuff, ha!“
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“Don’t know about you, but I’m most excited about making s’mores. I brought all the goods for that, plus some other fun snackings”
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“Oh, duh- sure! Better buckle up in any case!” Fizz put the pedal to the floor, taking them out onto the road
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Fizz bounced on stretchy limbs into the drivers seat, buckling his seatbelt. “Where to first? Should we start with the beach or save that for last?”
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
— Fizz comes a little overpacked with three bags, tossing them into the RV “Let’s get this show on the road! Hurry before I leave you in the parking lot”
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Okie-dokie! I picked out a nice RV for us! Lots of space for stuff and shenanigans
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hell yeah! I’ll bring snacks! Let’s make it memorable I bet I could drink you under the table now! It’s been many years after all
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hmmmmmmm…. Maybe both! We can do the RV thing and hangout just like old times, and we might as well stop at the beach while we’re at it! I’m driving though
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The big Ozz just launched a line of aftercare products! Bath bombs/salts, lotions, cleansers, candles, and more! Peek at our website to buy your aftercare routine today! Come down from your high the right way! #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Well well! It’ll be nice to catch up again! Did you have anything in mind Blitzø??
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Sometimes the joke doesn’t land and that’s okay! They can’t all land! #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The double it typo I did here bothers me to a massive degree
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I saw. You and your team were sat in the very front, right? It was pretty fucked of them to interrupt the funeral like that, but honestly it was mildly entertaining
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Reduced to emotional support at a funeral on April Fools’ day… what a world #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy April Fool’s day! Best time of the year to clown about and prank your friends! #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
By real soon I mean tomorrow haha! Hmm… what to do…
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Well nothing is gonna stop me from pulling pranks, in fact now I’m more motivated to prank him harder! And one of my favorite April holidays is coming up real soon… 🐸
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Ozzie woke up before me again today… pretty sure he’s doing it on purpose so I don’t get as many opportunities to blast him with my airhorn! Sighh… #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We all have issues, at least mine are flavorful issues #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
🤡
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Guess who got a big cheesy truffle omelette for breakfast today, it’s so great having a rich boyfriend who can cook #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
You’re awfully curious, Blitzo! It’s like you’re obsessed with me or something HA
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