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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪

@therealfizz.bsky.social
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I sing, I dance, and I promote products I actually use now 🎭❤️ 📍Ozzie's, Lust Ring [𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗈𝖽𝗒 - 🔞 𝗁𝗎𝗆𝗈𝗋 - 𝖽𝗆𝗌 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇]

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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If you hate quieves, respectfully stay away from me
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
— Fizzarolli 🎪 ⁎⁺˳✧༚
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
GOOD MORNING!!!
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The big Ozz just launched a line of aftercare products! Bath bombs/salts, lotions, cleansers, candles, and more! Peek at our website to buy your aftercare routine today! Come down from your high the right way! #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Sometimes the joke doesn’t land and that’s okay! They can’t all land! #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Reduced to emotional support at a funeral on April Fools’ day… what a world #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy April Fool’s day! Best time of the year to clown about and prank your friends! #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Well nothing is gonna stop me from pulling pranks, in fact now I’m more motivated to prank him harder! And one of my favorite April holidays is coming up real soon… 🐸
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Ozzie woke up before me again today… pretty sure he’s doing it on purpose so I don’t get as many opportunities to blast him with my airhorn! Sighh… #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We all have issues, at least mine are flavorful issues #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
🤡
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Guess who got a big cheesy truffle omelette for breakfast today, it’s so great having a rich boyfriend who can cook #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
My ass hurts
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hm… how should I wake Ozzie this morning? Airhorn? Water gun? Ice? It’s a big day, maybe all three would make for the best wake up call! #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Ugh I just hate when something interrupts a relaxing day
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I’m wanting to get into doing more tail tricks but the last time I really incorporated my tail I really strained it Plus it would totally suck to also lose my tail! Though maybe I could get a cool robo one… #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
How could I possibly resist that Precious face! #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Who was going to tell me you’re not supposed to microwave water?
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Water can explode???? #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It’s seriously wild just how far you can come from where you started. Anyway buy the new line of toys #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Catch me at Ozzie’s or on the final stock of Mammon’s merchandise blowout sale lol Wow that was a mouthful, not anything I’m not used to though HA #HelluvaBoss
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I sure love pancakes in the morning, that or burgers Ooh or a beefcake 🥴
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🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪 @therealfizz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Hey there folks! It it is I, the one and only Fizzarolli! #HelluvaBoss
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