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E Ortiz

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Chicagoan. I like stuff. Came here for #Survivor but stayed for the vibes.

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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I effin lone Joe #survivor48
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
So excited for #snl50 That’s it.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Holy cannoli Season 3 of #thetraitors brought it with this cast!
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My in and out lists for 2025.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Oof
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Yes!
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I missed the pierogi drop
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
All of these live New Year’s Eve shows are like Steffan from SNL descriptions come to life. #nye
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
@sums up the #chicagobears season. #nfl
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Listening to the pregame #bears #TNF analysts and in game sh*t on ownership management, downplay Caleb’s abilities, and make fun of the fans is depressing and infuriating. No talk of the history of the greats, just dunking. Virginia and fam, DO BETTER OR SELL THE TEAM! Can I invoice them for my time
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Went to the cesspool app for some #bears pregame info and my entire feed was filled with r*cist things I don’t want to see or read or watch. Please #bluesky catch up with better live sports info so I don’t have to go there anymore.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
If Jeff were to retire I’d totally take Penner as host.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
There are more people in LA county than 4 states combined.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Family Christmas party with my son. He refuses to smile and take a regular picture, but we are having fun. #christmas #family #party
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Zaddy is in the attitude. Zattidue? Zadditude? Zaddytude!
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Sooooo happy to be off and out of the neighborhood today. I’ve worked more than my share.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Here you go. If you end up there, PLEASE let us know if it moved up to my hype. www.instagram.com/dinerdc?igsh...
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
The only place you need to know about is The Diner. Do your tummy a favor and go there. Cinnamon Toast Crunch French toast and fried chicken are amazing. Pancakes, waffles, all of it.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Was Teeny actually the goat of this season? #survivor #survivor47
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Which actor would you cast to play you in a biopic about your life? Pedro Pascal
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The #Chiefs are the luckiest team ever. A Doink in to win?! Come on.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Beating a #Bears fan and watching every bad thing that happens instead of not watching the game #bearsnation #bears49ers
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
That would be a game changer. I hope it’s real and I hope you send those folks something to smile about. Amazing if people like this exist in this world.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Many of the symptoms for the end of democracy are showing up. Press cowering instead of remaining a check and balance…
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Yacht Rock doc on HBO. Hell yes. #yachtrock #hbomax #popsky
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This made me hungry for Ricobene’s. Oh, and glad you made it through the Operation.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Andy loses his vote next week and now has a giant target on his back. Can’t wait to see what @teeeny.bsky.social has to say next week! #survivor #survivor47 Wow. That was a hell of a FTC.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Me hearing all the scenarios in #survivor47 between under dogs and Italy operations and all the back and forth with idols and advantages…
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Told you I’m always wrong. I’ll see myself out.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Hmmm, I’ve been wrong every episode so let’s keep that going- I’ll say Rachel.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I hear you, but 45 already did that during that term and I fear as 47 he will do it and then some.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Can’t imagine the run to a far off wooded area and screaming, “My kingdom for some two-ply!”
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I would prefer Sue not win #survivor47 there I said it.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
That was what I was leaning toward and went with in the end. The older I get the less I can sit there with the really old movies. Certain scenes have aged poorly and they’re looooooooong.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Ok, next seasonal watch…should it be Holiday Inn, White Christmas, or The Family Stone? @8ballbangers.bsky.social I’m looking for your input. #Christmas #movies
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
It gets easier. Add lists and refine from there. Follow folks people you enjoy follow, and cast a wide net at the beginning.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#Survivor rewatch Sean 15 Micronesia FvF. FairPlay walking out dressed as Jeff…I’d love to know what part of that interaction was left on the cutting room floor.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I did this with cold pizza on my coffee mug this morning.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
What happened in the last 48 hours? All of the “Leon” followers are suddenly here spewing terribleness and bringing that vibe to almost every Discover #skeet I see.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
We use the “We’re here” voice when we arrive places more often than one should admit.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It’s beautiful
House decorated with like to look like Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon cover
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
There is no greater joy than everyone in the house being asleep as you drink your morning coffee.
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Erik Reichenbach @erikreichenbach.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Delete this right now
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The idea of finding a way to build affordable housing to grow homeownership would be a plus.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Tonk Tua
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
That might be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
On the bright side- my son and I started watching Christmas movies a week ago and it’s been quite enjoyable.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Both. I follow tons of sports info on the other site and can’t wait for this one to fill in the blanks so I don’t have to keep going back.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
We are a Sign And Drive family, but thank you for the sentiment.
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