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E Ortiz

@therealeortiz.bsky.social
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Chicagoan. I like stuff. Came here for #Survivor but stayed for the vibes.

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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I effin lone Joe #survivor48
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
So excited for #snl50 That’s it.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Holy cannoli Season 3 of #thetraitors brought it with this cast!
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My in and out lists for 2025.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
All of these live New Year’s Eve shows are like Steffan from SNL descriptions come to life. #nye
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
@sums up the #chicagobears season. #nfl
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Listening to the pregame #bears #TNF analysts and in game sh*t on ownership management, downplay Caleb’s abilities, and make fun of the fans is depressing and infuriating. No talk of the history of the greats, just dunking. Virginia and fam, DO BETTER OR SELL THE TEAM! Can I invoice them for my time
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Went to the cesspool app for some #bears pregame info and my entire feed was filled with r*cist things I don’t want to see or read or watch. Please #bluesky catch up with better live sports info so I don’t have to go there anymore.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Family Christmas party with my son. He refuses to smile and take a regular picture, but we are having fun. #christmas #family #party
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Was Teeny actually the goat of this season? #survivor #survivor47
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Which actor would you cast to play you in a biopic about your life? Pedro Pascal
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The #Chiefs are the luckiest team ever. A Doink in to win?! Come on.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Beating a #Bears fan and watching every bad thing that happens instead of not watching the game #bearsnation #bears49ers
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Yacht Rock doc on HBO. Hell yes. #yachtrock #hbomax #popsky
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Andy loses his vote next week and now has a giant target on his back. Can’t wait to see what @teeeny.bsky.social has to say next week! #survivor #survivor47 Wow. That was a hell of a FTC.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Me hearing all the scenarios in #survivor47 between under dogs and Italy operations and all the back and forth with idols and advantages…
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I would prefer Sue not win #survivor47 there I said it.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Ok, next seasonal watch…should it be Holiday Inn, White Christmas, or The Family Stone? @8ballbangers.bsky.social I’m looking for your input. #Christmas #movies
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#Survivor rewatch Sean 15 Micronesia FvF. FairPlay walking out dressed as Jeff…I’d love to know what part of that interaction was left on the cutting room floor.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
What happened in the last 48 hours? All of the “Leon” followers are suddenly here spewing terribleness and bringing that vibe to almost every Discover #skeet I see.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It’s beautiful
House decorated with like to look like Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon cover
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
There is no greater joy than everyone in the house being asleep as you drink your morning coffee.
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Erik Reichenbach @erikreichenbach.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Delete this right now
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The Flus has been let loose. #chicagobears #fireflus
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
City Slickers gave me unrealistic expectations about Mets fans herding cattle with no experience.
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Harry Eccles @harryeccles.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
New and creative ways to lose. #bears shouldn’t even allow Flus back in the locker room post game. #fireflus
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
In some other dimension the #chicagobears hired Jim Harbaugh and kept David Montgomery. I want to go to there.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Gettin ready for Flus to lose another challenge. Someone please take his challenge flags away. #chicagobears #lions
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The #Bears defense is aware they are supposed to stop the other team on that down, right? RIGHT????
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My #cat went to the kitchen and came back smelling like Doritos. Wtf?
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Ugly. #Bears That’s it. That’s the #skeet
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Just brutal. #Bears are cursed. Bad and cursed. Why would you be near the ball like that?!
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Officiating and reviews in this #bears game truly wild today.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Weak attempt at a tackle by Owens. Vikings are too good to do those kinds of things. #Bears
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Wasting another three hours on the #Bears this Sunday. HBU
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Brett Taylor @brett-taylor.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Hell yes, welcome back to Drinking a Soda Right Out of the Garage season.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
What a night! #survivor47 event last night in #chicago
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Had a blast at the #survivor event in Chicago tonight. Thank @wendellholland.bsky.social for doing it again.
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SurvivorQuotesX @survivorquotesx.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Actually me staring at the clock, waiting for a brand new episode of Survivor tonight. #Survivor #Survivor47
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” - James Baldwin
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Where does my #cat go that he walks out of the room and comes back damp? He’s an indoor cat.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Time for our yearly post Christmas decoration set up celebration with hot cocoa and a dollop of ice cream.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Post a pic you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
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Phil Rosenthal @philrosenthal.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This was Al Capone’s vault for a new generation.
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
‪Idk if the buffering, the fight, or the ass shot of Tyson was the worst part of the event. @netflix dropped the ball and they need to do better for the live football game. #TysonPaul ‬
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Anti climactic with all of this buffering. Good luck with that live football game @netflix #tysonpaul
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E Ortiz @therealeortiz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
He’s ruining Phil Collins! #tysonpaul
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