The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Gambling ads on CNN now? JFC they have no shame. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I think Grave of the Fireflies needs a live action remake with Ariana Grande. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Why must mushrooms attack us? Is it that we chase mushrooms? With enough of them, we could lay waste to their fields and conquer their lands. 000
Reposted by The Real Dark LordThe Intercept @theintercept.com · 17/06/2025The National Guard members and Marines have carried out exactly one temporary detainment. That’s it. It cost at least $134 million. interc.pt/4e9lMfl 412554
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Stop anthropomorphizing the universe. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Bought Gordon Ramsey branded beef Wellington bites from Costco and I want to corner him and tell them they taste like despair took a bunch of sadness laxatives and shat out this trash as an insult to every god in every culture. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 28/05/2025What we clearly need is a dating app for ghosts. 000
Reposted by The Real Dark LordOctopus @octopusmask.bsky.social · 27/05/2025In the same way that Trump should have gone to prison for a wide variety of things after his first admin but didn't, and many people called it that he wouldn't, don't hold out hope for DOGE staff or whatever to wind up in jail. They system doesn't work that way. 121
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Ghosts are real, but they’re only allowed in Louisiana, Ireland, and Japan. 000
Reposted by The Real Dark LordMickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 24/05/2025If you've ever said, "It won't be that bad" or "The courts will stop him," just know: this bill makes it so they can't. 1110249
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Finally found a use for AI: I use it to talk shit about bad movies I’m watching and it gives me hot takes. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Watching Nosferatu and Nicholas Hoult just got assaulted by Gypsy rave choreography. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 24/05/2025What’s a hill you’ll die on that sounds completely unserious but you 100% mean it? I’ll go first: Cold pizza is better than hot pizza. It has character. It’s seen things. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I know. Let’s raise taxes and then threaten businesses to not pass on those taxes. That’s called a tax increase for businesses. It’s also being a strongman. 010
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 15/05/2025There’s always that one person in the office whose mouth moves faster than their brain and every day you have to chant to yourself, “no, you can’t tell them to shut the fuck up.” 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Finally finished Your Lie in April and it mostly just reminded me of what early burnout feels like. 000
Reposted by The Real Dark LordJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career. 1233719456
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 09/05/2025LinkedIn seems to be full of career influencers trying to sell you their newsletter. This is the way things should be. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Recently got asked to come up with ideas and to document the ideas I didn’t have. Going forward, if you can’t think of anything, it needs to be documented. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I always see people setting up AI agents for email. Who the hell reads email? 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Just throwing it out there that Mein Kampf is banned in Germany… 010
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Just gonna say it: the new Ghost album sounds like Journey. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 23/04/2025So I started Indiana Jones and then Oblivion drops… I have to hold off because I know I’ll never complete IJ if I visit Tamriel. I may even miss spring/summer if I visit Tamriel. 010
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I’ve always maintained that Pluto is a planet because Sailor Pluto is there fighting alongside Sailor Moon. 011
Reposted by The Real Dark LordNerd Horror @nerdhorror.com · 22/04/2025Today's tale of #nerdhorror terror: FATHER: They kidnapped me from outside my apartment. One moment I was unlocking my bike, the next—a hood, hands, a vehicle that smelled like sulfur and old milk. I passed out. I woke up, strapped to a table of cold metal—my wrists burned. 193
Reposted by The Real Dark LordLuiz Lapin @optiluiz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025everyone please please please watch Hell Comes to Frogtown bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...bloody-disgusting.comCelebrating the Slimy Thrills of ‘Hell Comes to Frogtown’We’ve covered quite a few post-apocalyptic films in previous editions of Horror Adjacent, and I think there’s a simple reason for that. No matter how light-hearted the rest of the movie is, death and ... 2427
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I don’t know how Sailor Moon doesn’t fall into a crippling depression. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 11/03/2025The closing credits song on Heretic is just too perfect. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Al Green might be the only person in congress tonight that’s not a little wimp. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 05/02/2025You don’t call them « the creepy 22yos working for Elon Musk », you call them « Musk’s Creepy Crawly Cronies. » 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Father: never let your kids watch South Park and the Simpsons Wife: no, this started when he saw Rex Harrison movies Father: oh yeah, he loved those… Me: fuck you both. My Fair Lady is an amazing film and 3yo me knew that, and HOW DARE YOU for suggesting otherwise 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Idea for Hallmark or syfy: Curse of the Christmas Vampire 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I’ve known Joe Scarborough since he was a shitty Pensacola lawyer. Watching his ratings drop is amazing. Dude is a piece of work. 010
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Biden finally figured out that nobody gives a shit. Good for him. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Thanksgiving day: that means I watch Mortal Kombat followed by The Two Towers while cooking. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 28/11/2024We’re all always six months from this. 000
Reposted by The Real Dark LordFANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 09/11/2024Everyone at Fango is heartbroken to learn of the passing of the great Tony Todd. Gone too soon. Rest well, sir. 🖤 341238293
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Free and fair elections! With bomb threats… 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 09/10/2024Annual reminder to not build houses on barrier islands. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 11/09/2024These ABC moderators are getting stepped on by Donny Boy 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 02/09/2024Werewolves improve circulation and may lessen diabetes. 000
The Real Dark Lord @therealdarklord.bsky.social · 27/06/2024I had a nightmare last night that I moved to San Diego. That’s it. That was the nightmare. 000
