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Dante Sparda

@therealdantesparda.bsky.social
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🛑🚨MINORS DNI STAY OUT PLS🚨🛑 Dmc Ultrakill minecraft elden ring fallout just a few games im a big fan of 20 Male He/Him Bi Callsign Brother Bear “Don’t let others opinions get you down just know that you rule!!!

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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 2h
Might get more active, keep it a stack i’ve been too antisocial and im gonna raise my confidence level, keep it crackin fuck-wizard
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 2h
if it fills the palm then i’m anything but calm.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 2h
Idk why people gotta hop dick but muffin boy mc crashout is cool as hell and honestly i look up the the kind of man who wants to do good even when he knows he’s not strong enough, if it’s a problem to ya keep it fuckin pushin #mha
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Izuku Midoriya Deku
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
spongebob.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🫂 rest well, brother
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The realest
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I will die 1000 deaths before i ever let go of the unyielding hatred in my heart.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Favorite Steel type pokemon
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V1 Ultrakill Funny Rat Dance
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Honeydew @essbee3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Beans
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok so let’s go over it because she wanted to continue pushing it lying about me calling me a creature going into debt refusing to have an adult discussion getting with someone new overnight likely cheating and generally being the worst person i’ve ever dated. to hell with you, never come near me.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No matter who it is, or what the reason is, loss hurts. even when it’s the right thing to do it hurts.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ong bro
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yk what really exhausts me? telling other people on the internet my interests and having to listen to them say it’s boring or problematic or uninteresting or whatever. like if you don’t like it that’s cool but don’t try to dismantle it and make me dislike it. keep your monkeys in your circus.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
don’t do that, death cannot claim that which is beloved.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Voice acting - Warlock’s Crashout (be warned compressed audio bc i don’t have a mic i recorded this in my truck with headphones) #VoiceActing
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“Why do you always say crazy shit?” Bc when i wanted to normally discuss things i like and care about you mfs didn’t pay any goddamn attention. also adhd
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
post your last two brain cells #DickFigures
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Dick Figures Heart Locket
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
this profile gets less traction than a fucking snow plow on water. and i’m ok with this bc i can say whatever in the goddamn fuck i want. ketchup isn’t that good.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
in other news i’ve interviewed for a couple jobs and hopefully my girlfriend might be able to move down here by winter. hope yall have a good day.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
don’t take this too personally it’s a vent: Why the fuck do people have to hate shit, like it’s one thing to dislike it but it feels fucking exhausting to like or enjoy anything because there’s always some dickhead to punch your jaw for saying “i like x!” and tell you “x is fucking stupid and u r 2”
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
ok ok so to be clear in case anyone got confused, i meant my cult followers not my bluesky followers, i love yall 🫶
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
it’s ok he isn’t like mega pissed but he is miffed
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
my friend did not like the jokes i made about him and his dog lol
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
oh god it’s spreading
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The followers eat shit for no reason, i swear to god it’s just shit every damn time. #CultoftheLamb
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
also why’d u like the post, u don’t seem to rlly like it…
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
my friend died on discord then came back to life to post one thing and immediately died again. misery
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i feel like my cause is unjust, i just want people to be happy and get helped when they need it. it just kinda feels like im somehow the asshole for it? idk….
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Repost with green.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
sonion ring who WOULD wanna be good with you, crashin out over a mf tryna tell people to remember to drink water. it’s a real thing btw, people do forget. get this goofy goober out my sight, i shouldn’t even call u that much it’s an insult to spongebob fr.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
shout out to kazuki for the reminder, and fuck that wierdo, cuh needs to take a chill pill fr. HERES MY MANNA TITAN!!!!
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
unironically pissed at my minecraft modpack crashin at random, however i’m getting my truck repaired
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I’m live with honeyspew
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i’ll be there, i see nothing in my way
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
hey sorry haven’t had anything to post, shout out to pink skies by zach bryan for making me miss my grandfather so much i broke the fuck down. (love the song a lot and i miss him so goddamn much that man loved me more than my dad did)
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
every human of every shape and size no matter what is deserving of love from birth til death and even after, never doubt the fact that you are just as deserving of love kindness and respect as everyone around you. 🫂
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
touden sandwich 😏
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
check out my gf cool ass oc #supportivespouse #splatoon
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
love you darlin~
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hey critters creatures and all creations in between, Dant-Engineer here and i’ve made a successful war machine i’ve affectionately named TANKMAN-01! He is truly something special! Shout out to @trailmakers.com and @flashbulbgames.com for this amazing game!(not sponsored lol just a fan!) #trailmakers
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
damn even the female me looks badass and (announcer voice) “SMOKIN SEXY STYLE” heh, one helluva looker if i say so myself 😏
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
my name on a jo bower post? damn my birthday came early. also major_burger_man on discord
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
HE DID NOT SAVE A DAMN THING EXCEPT SHIPPING AND BURIAL COSTS
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
same year my truck was made, guess i’m whippin a 1900’s vehicle
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
happy birthday!!!!!🩵🫂🫶🎂🥳🎈
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
yall allow half demons?
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
recently saw some of my old videos from snapchat, i don’t miss the old me but damn was that mf free.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
high quality shit right here, i would thank you so hard if i were them this shit is gas, but maybe that’s just me.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
beautiful
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