Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 2hMight get more active, keep it a stack i’ve been too antisocial and im gonna raise my confidence level, keep it crackin fuck-wizard 000
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 2hif it fills the palm then i’m anything but calm. 000
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 2hIdk why people gotta hop dick but muffin boy mc crashout is cool as hell and honestly i look up the the kind of man who wants to do good even when he knows he’s not strong enough, if it’s a problem to ya keep it fuckin pushin #mhastatic.klipy.comIzuku Midoriya DekuALT: Izuku Midoriya Deku 120
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I will die 1000 deaths before i ever let go of the unyielding hatred in my heart. 011
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Favorite Steel type pokemonstatic.klipy.comV1 Ultrakill Funny Rat DanceALT: V1 Ultrakill Funny Rat Dance 031
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ok so let’s go over it because she wanted to continue pushing it lying about me calling me a creature going into debt refusing to have an adult discussion getting with someone new overnight likely cheating and generally being the worst person i’ve ever dated. to hell with you, never come near me. 021
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026No matter who it is, or what the reason is, loss hurts. even when it’s the right thing to do it hurts. 011
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yk what really exhausts me? telling other people on the internet my interests and having to listen to them say it’s boring or problematic or uninteresting or whatever. like if you don’t like it that’s cool but don’t try to dismantle it and make me dislike it. keep your monkeys in your circus. 011
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 01/09/2026don’t do that, death cannot claim that which is beloved. 000
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Voice acting - Warlock’s Crashout (be warned compressed audio bc i don’t have a mic i recorded this in my truck with headphones) #VoiceActing 021
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/07/2026“Why do you always say crazy shit?” Bc when i wanted to normally discuss things i like and care about you mfs didn’t pay any goddamn attention. also adhd 010
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 24/07/2026post your last two brain cells #DickFiguresstatic.klipy.comDick Figures Heart LocketALT: Dick Figures Heart Locket 010
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 24/07/2026this profile gets less traction than a fucking snow plow on water. and i’m ok with this bc i can say whatever in the goddamn fuck i want. ketchup isn’t that good. 021
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026in other news i’ve interviewed for a couple jobs and hopefully my girlfriend might be able to move down here by winter. hope yall have a good day. 010
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026don’t take this too personally it’s a vent: Why the fuck do people have to hate shit, like it’s one thing to dislike it but it feels fucking exhausting to like or enjoy anything because there’s always some dickhead to punch your jaw for saying “i like x!” and tell you “x is fucking stupid and u r 2” 010
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026ok ok so to be clear in case anyone got confused, i meant my cult followers not my bluesky followers, i love yall 🫶 010
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026it’s ok he isn’t like mega pissed but he is miffed 010
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026my friend did not like the jokes i made about him and his dog lol 110
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The followers eat shit for no reason, i swear to god it’s just shit every damn time. #CultoftheLamb 111
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026also why’d u like the post, u don’t seem to rlly like it… 000
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026my friend died on discord then came back to life to post one thing and immediately died again. misery 110
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 05/06/2026i feel like my cause is unjust, i just want people to be happy and get helped when they need it. it just kinda feels like im somehow the asshole for it? idk…. 010
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 30/04/2026sonion ring who WOULD wanna be good with you, crashin out over a mf tryna tell people to remember to drink water. it’s a real thing btw, people do forget. get this goofy goober out my sight, i shouldn’t even call u that much it’s an insult to spongebob fr. 020
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 30/04/2026shout out to kazuki for the reminder, and fuck that wierdo, cuh needs to take a chill pill fr. HERES MY MANNA TITAN!!!! 120
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 29/04/2026unironically pissed at my minecraft modpack crashin at random, however i’m getting my truck repaired 000
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 24/04/2026hey sorry haven’t had anything to post, shout out to pink skies by zach bryan for making me miss my grandfather so much i broke the fuck down. (love the song a lot and i miss him so goddamn much that man loved me more than my dad did) 020
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 19/04/2026every human of every shape and size no matter what is deserving of love from birth til death and even after, never doubt the fact that you are just as deserving of love kindness and respect as everyone around you. 🫂 010
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 19/04/2026check out my gf cool ass oc #supportivespouse #splatoon 021
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Hey critters creatures and all creations in between, Dant-Engineer here and i’ve made a successful war machine i’ve affectionately named TANKMAN-01! He is truly something special! Shout out to @trailmakers.com and @flashbulbgames.com for this amazing game!(not sponsored lol just a fan!) #trailmakers 143
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026damn even the female me looks badass and (announcer voice) “SMOKIN SEXY STYLE” heh, one helluva looker if i say so myself 😏 043
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026my name on a jo bower post? damn my birthday came early. also major_burger_man on discord 010
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026HE DID NOT SAVE A DAMN THING EXCEPT SHIPPING AND BURIAL COSTS 011
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026same year my truck was made, guess i’m whippin a 1900’s vehicle 030
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026recently saw some of my old videos from snapchat, i don’t miss the old me but damn was that mf free. 020
Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 09/04/2026high quality shit right here, i would thank you so hard if i were them this shit is gas, but maybe that’s just me. 020