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Dante Sparda

@therealdantesparda.bsky.social
35 followers 35 following 211 posts

🛑🚨MINORS DNI STAY OUT PLS🚨🛑 Dmc Ultrakill minecraft elden ring fallout just a few games im a big fan of 20 Male He/Him Bi Callsign Brother Bear “Don’t let others opinions get you down just know that you rule!!!

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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The realest
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I will die 1000 deaths before i ever let go of the unyielding hatred in my heart.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Favorite Steel type pokemon
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V1 Ultrakill Funny Rat Dance
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Honeydew @essbee3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Beans
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok so let’s go over it because she wanted to continue pushing it lying about me calling me a creature going into debt refusing to have an adult discussion getting with someone new overnight likely cheating and generally being the worst person i’ve ever dated. to hell with you, never come near me.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No matter who it is, or what the reason is, loss hurts. even when it’s the right thing to do it hurts.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yk what really exhausts me? telling other people on the internet my interests and having to listen to them say it’s boring or problematic or uninteresting or whatever. like if you don’t like it that’s cool but don’t try to dismantle it and make me dislike it. keep your monkeys in your circus.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Voice acting - Warlock’s Crashout (be warned compressed audio bc i don’t have a mic i recorded this in my truck with headphones) #VoiceActing
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“Why do you always say crazy shit?” Bc when i wanted to normally discuss things i like and care about you mfs didn’t pay any goddamn attention. also adhd
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
post your last two brain cells #DickFigures
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Dick Figures Heart Locket
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
this profile gets less traction than a fucking snow plow on water. and i’m ok with this bc i can say whatever in the goddamn fuck i want. ketchup isn’t that good.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
in other news i’ve interviewed for a couple jobs and hopefully my girlfriend might be able to move down here by winter. hope yall have a good day.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
don’t take this too personally it’s a vent: Why the fuck do people have to hate shit, like it’s one thing to dislike it but it feels fucking exhausting to like or enjoy anything because there’s always some dickhead to punch your jaw for saying “i like x!” and tell you “x is fucking stupid and u r 2”
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
ok ok so to be clear in case anyone got confused, i meant my cult followers not my bluesky followers, i love yall 🫶
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
my friend did not like the jokes i made about him and his dog lol
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The followers eat shit for no reason, i swear to god it’s just shit every damn time. #CultoftheLamb
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
my friend died on discord then came back to life to post one thing and immediately died again. misery
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i feel like my cause is unjust, i just want people to be happy and get helped when they need it. it just kinda feels like im somehow the asshole for it? idk….
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Repost with green.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
shout out to kazuki for the reminder, and fuck that wierdo, cuh needs to take a chill pill fr. HERES MY MANNA TITAN!!!!
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
unironically pissed at my minecraft modpack crashin at random, however i’m getting my truck repaired
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I’m live with honeyspew
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
hey sorry haven’t had anything to post, shout out to pink skies by zach bryan for making me miss my grandfather so much i broke the fuck down. (love the song a lot and i miss him so goddamn much that man loved me more than my dad did)
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
touden sandwich 😏
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
check out my gf cool ass oc #supportivespouse #splatoon
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hey critters creatures and all creations in between, Dant-Engineer here and i’ve made a successful war machine i’ve affectionately named TANKMAN-01! He is truly something special! Shout out to @trailmakers.com and @flashbulbgames.com for this amazing game!(not sponsored lol just a fan!) #trailmakers
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
damn even the female me looks badass and (announcer voice) “SMOKIN SEXY STYLE” heh, one helluva looker if i say so myself 😏
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
HE DID NOT SAVE A DAMN THING EXCEPT SHIPPING AND BURIAL COSTS
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
recently saw some of my old videos from snapchat, i don’t miss the old me but damn was that mf free.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
shout out to tylenol and monster my two companions to help me weather the storm. also essbee for being my shits and giggles bro at 2 am.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i think it happened when i wasn’t on bluesky but i found my love!! she’s absolutely amazing and i will marry her one day! sadly it’s long distance but hey i can make it work and so can she! @starrlyunderrated.bsky.social
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
me n my wife :3
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shardcore @shardcore.org · 06/04/2026
morning
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Honeydew @essbee3.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Month of Belle Day 6: Decided I needed to draw more dresses, so here we are. #art #originalcharacter #artist #sketch #oc #traditionalart #characterdesign #drawing #ocart #bskyart #artmoots #ocsky #artmutuals
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Honeydew @essbee3.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I played @dizzyspellss.bsky.social's dressup game and drew Scythe in the outfit I liked most in this magazine mockup! #art #artsky #malecharacter #digitalart #digitalartist #digitalillustration #femboy
Scythe from Dizzyspells, he is a femboy with thick thighs, black hair and red eyes, pale skin. He is wearing a black suit with white cuffs thick black boots, red earring, red glasses and a red bow on his head, a tie, a spiked collar. He is almost bottomless save for a red thong. He has a hand on his hip and is holding a phone up to his face.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
if this damn dystopian world would allow me i’d wear armor every day until i died and it rusted into a stagnant memory… also monsters look tasty me and the autistic man agree here.
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Shannon, Mistress of Shenanigans @shay3322.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Rice !! (Comms Open!) @ricelikessquids.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Caine doodle
Caine pulling pomni by her legs as she claws at the ground screaming. Caine says "We're playing UNO"
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
ok so subnautica below zero right, the prawn suit is still the goat imo. BUT RUNNING OVER FUCK ASS FISH WITH A SUBMERSIBLE F150 KICKS ASS!!! ARIEL BETTER LOOK BOTH FUCKIN WAYS DAWG!
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
recently became obsessed with belle the tanuki bc my friend makes cute girls
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Jo Bower :3 @jobower.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Genuinely how I'm moving when I'm in a bad mood but I'm watching my favorite content creator...
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
guess who’s back fuckers, it’s dante. also update on the situation, i left bc i stopped fucking with a mutual but now me and that mutual are tight. Life bits I work at dg now I got into my welding school I moved out of my parents house I made new friends i am turning twenty in a couple days stay hot
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Forgot to exist. Watched the dmc show and holy fuck it’s absolute-
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I be existing and shit frfr sorry for not posting tho.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
repost with something green! i have perfect cell and broly! #DragonBall
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Post a character you love and tag five people. @dreamerln.bsky.social @sookayheresthe.bsky.social @duckinasuitcase.bsky.social @thementallyill1.bsky.social @essbee3.bsky.social (i know i tagged the one i replied to i ran out of people.)
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
:3
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
If you see this, post a picture from your device with no explanation.
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Dante Sparda @therealdantesparda.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Name a vampire that’s not dracula… how about “A REAL FUCKING VAMPIRE” #Team4Star #HellsingUltimateAbridged #Alucard
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