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Coach Jeff

@therealcoachjeff.bsky.social
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I’m so funny you won’t even notice. Old softball, baseball & soccer Coach ⚾️ Dbacks/Angels 🏈 KCChiefs Married & girl Dad of two! I’m from here 🏜️ Registered Republican who can’t stop voting Democrat since 2016

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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Trip to Kaua’i
Image from the island of Kaua’i on the beach, showing two sets of footsteps in the sand. Teal blue water with white water as it hits the beach. White clouds and ocean blue skies show in the background. A green hillside in the distance.
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
A picture of white Jesus wearing a MAGA hat
Republican Jesus

Then Jesus said unto the sick, "you better have insurance.
Then Jesus said unto the stranger, "are you here legally?"
Then Jesus said unto the hungry, "my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes." Then Jesus said unto the poor, "this is your own fault."
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Fag? Does this moron think you’re an English cigarette from the 70s?? 🕺🏼
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Hitler was also Person of the Year. What’s his point? Lol
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
What? No drink service on a short flight??
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
This is so spot-on it’s scary.
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Are they sitting Mahomes? I mean, they should.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
This sums it up, yes.
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Imagine if you had the aisle seat in this flight? 🙄
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The taco one
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I figure with all the hand cuffs and ankle cuffs and hands chained to hands AND ankles, I should be able to walk him in there unarmed
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Don’t forget to leave cigarettes, shoes, Twinkies, and a Beretta 92 in the ductwork for John McClane
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 14/12/2024
Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Dark Brandon needs to dial it waaay the fuck up.
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Amazing!
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Dont forget WaterWorld
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
That’s my supervisor from work
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I don't care what TIME says. MY Person of the Year is Kamala Harris. TIME got it wrong. So did America.
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Send Goldy back to the Dbacks!!
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Wait… God just damn’d health insurance companies. #GodDammit
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Those look bad. So bad, I don’t want you to eat them. Imma slip you my address and you just send them to me. I’ll get rid of them… #YoureWelcome
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
On a poster with a black light would be ridiculous
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
And… bad ones will do shit to your food
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Haha!! Cats 🤘🏼🤘🏼 Can’t get away from them on here
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
That’s me though. Lol I can’t handle my liquor. Like at all… but the 🌲 I need, because nothing washes down a crown and coke better than 4 Vicodin 🫣 😂 After a few back surgeries I rely on 🌲 for nerve pain and mental sanity
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realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Just facts, y’all
Just facts, y’all
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
“It isn’t you, it’s me… I just don’t like you anymore” My “sense of humor” from 2009 seems to be relevant again.
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Totally… 😂
Photo of George Jefferson who is known for calling people Honky
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Make those roosters, and watch me scream as I run away
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hmmm 🤔
Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything in one hand that just sits there like I don’t know how to hold a pencil
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
@godpod.bsky.social thanks for following me back! But, I bet you knew I was going to say that!? #GodsPlan
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
@realjasonlondon.bsky.social Welcome to the normal, stress-free social media where you can follow Democrats AND cats if you wish 🤘🏼🤘🏼
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
They’re so cool!
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Ryan Shead @ryanshead.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For all the Republicans who like to cherry-pick Ronald Reagan quotes, here is one on tariffs you might be interested in. 👀 Can someone send this to Trump, in the off chance videos are better than text for him to comprehend complex issues?
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Wonder how Republicans are going to spin this statement from Pete Hegseth’s OWN MOTHER. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/u...
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
💙✌🏼
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
What’s up?!
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a man is peeking out of a door with the words `` wasssuppp '' written on it .
ALT: a man is peeking out of a door with the words `` wasssuppp '' written on it .
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Nope. I died a few years ago. I’m just stubborn AF
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Gotcha
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I learned Palestine was inside Israel. Oh! And where Egypt is! 🥳
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Coach Jeff @therealcoachjeff.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I get stressed when any visitors come over, let alone Cousin Eddie and 10 crazy relatives
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