realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 04/03/2025My doomsday prophecy says Elon will do something to the astronauts before the return from ISS. He will then claim that he could have saved them 001
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 17/02/2025The only way that I ate every day when I was in school was to have free lunches. I guess I was a parasite. 001
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 07/02/2025*opens trenchcoat* Psst, you need eggs? 001
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025*musk gets fired* Trump: “ Never met the man” 000
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 02/02/2025It feels like this day happens every year 001
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 29/01/2025RFK the younger is getting his ass handed to him. Question… Is sounding exactly like Catherine Hepburn a pre-existing condition? 001
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Don’t wanna jinx things but I sold my first script, to be made sooner than expected 010
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I think it’s almost frozen iguana is falling out of trees in Florida time 000
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I quit drinking alcohol two years ago. And it has made all the difference in my life. I urge you to quit drinking alcohol. 010
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Jimmy Carter was far more than a President. He was the embodiment of humanity. Perhaps, the last of his kind 010
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Christmas Vacation is a Die Hard movie 121
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 24/12/2024“White Christmas” is a Christmas movie 011
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 24/12/2024A Christmas Carol is a Christmas movie 011
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Being stupid is like being dead. You haunt every person. place, or thing you’ve ever touched. 021
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I bet Trump is absolutely appalled at the behavior of Gaetz. 021
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re having a way better Christmas than Matt Gaetz 111
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Biting my tongue so hard right now 011
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I think Duhamel has a crush on me and my scum detective hair. 030
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 13/12/2024My gal went to a chocolate factory for work today and didn’t bring home one goddamned oompaloompa 000
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Nothing about that Alanis Morissette song about irony is actually ironic, you know, true irony, like how happy we are that grocery prices are about to go down. 010
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I sell art. To make money to make more art. Not too late for Christmas presents! #SupportArt 032
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Whomever did this had too much time on their hands 110
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 10/12/2024My favorite response when people ask me what movie I’m working on right now is “oh I haven’t seen that one.“…um… 031
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 10/12/2024When Trump was asked why he chose Kash Patel he simply stated “ His name is Cash“. 041
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Coming soon. #AfterwardMovie 011
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 10/12/2024You know our country has lost the plot when the murder of an insurance CEO garners praise rather than disgust. And, the person most happy about it is probably the guy in line to be the new CEO 132
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 09/12/2024So I have to post cats here to get likes? I don’t understand this platform. 120
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 09/12/2024The shooters name is Luigi . Carry on. 010
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 09/12/2024My best advice for living a good life: Stop Drinking 030
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Everything I’ve worked for my entire career is finally about to happen. I will no longer just be the paint I get to be the painter now. 230
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Watched the old Rudolph claymation movie yesterday. All I can say is I want some of what the writers were smoking 150
realjasonlondon.bsky.social @realjasonlondon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I think I’m gonna like it here 🤘🤘 280
