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@therealbjanae.bsky.social
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I say a lot of hoopla. 1997 • ♋️

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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Exactly why I stopped sharing my plans with everybody.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Zephyr.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
lol that’s it.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
To the point where I can’t win.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I just be feeling like, there’s somethin or someone against me.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I’m over it.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
lol, shit for the birds.
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Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
They really said, No Bra Today...
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Yayyy, congratulations!!
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Fresh hair, fresh wax. Feeling like a new woman.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Thing is I ALWAYS do. 🤦🏾‍♀️ They were just all in the laundry basket this morning, and I thought I could get away with covers for today.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
So I’m wearing this bodysuit and pants to work. No bra because I started laundry this morning. Plus, I’m an itty bitty titty committee member but I always wear nipple covers. Tell me why I just went to the bathroom and my headlights are ON. Poking through the nipple covers…. straight mortified.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Reskeet y’all go to GIF
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
My manager saw me this morning and said “Hey, you’ve got your cute little headband on today!” Definitely a wig band lmao. I get my hair done after work and didn’t want to waste time or product laying my lace.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Ma’am, go to bed lmao. Immediately.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
How or when did you learn how to negotiate in the business world?
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My name is B and I’m addicted to Pyro’s.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I… have seen it all atp.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
God & the Goal(s). Good afternoon. 🤸🏾‍♀️
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Mane, HELL nah lmao. May the force be with her.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
First time having a lychee margarita annddddd I’m not mad at it.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Having a well deserved margarita after a long ass day at both jobs. Hallelujah.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
So my dad threw an old suitcase out on the curb. This random man picked it up and made a boombox out of it. Yes, it works.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I’m late but muchhhh appreciated. 😌🤞🏾
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I feel like the cartoon character I relate to the most right now in my life is Daria. 1010%.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Precisely. 🙂‍↕️
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
When you argue with me, this is who you’re arguing with
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Nun, about to eat my lunch I brought to work for breakfast
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Something is… trying to throw me off balance. Spiritually, mentally, & physically and I-
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I need it asap. 😭
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Goodmorning.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Nun, just existing.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
My face hurts.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Absolutely not. 💀
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
She’s stunning.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I prefer complete silence.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I feel like facing fatass wood right now. But I know my tolerance is so low at this point, it wouldn’t be possible.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Stealing this picture lol.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Ready to get back in the bed.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
So I decided to go to get some chicken hibachi and rice since I’m sick…. Tell me why on Tuesdays it’s buy one get one free hibachi? I just got 2 fatass chicken hibachi meals for $13.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I’m miserable.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Currently.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Who tf got me sick and why would you do such a thing?!?!
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Really don’t want to go to sleep. Due for a nightmare.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Eh, going okay. Body’s aching and tired but I’m still kicking! How’s yours?
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I don’t see anything wrong with a woman rubbing her man’s feet if they’re hurting him tbh. When did foot rubs become gender specific?
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Not him calling you old twice in the same statement lol.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Okay so there’s a woman on my Facebook that’s asking this question verbatim: “Is it not some sassy ass shit for a nigga to ask a female to rub his feet?!”
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