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@therealbjanae.bsky.social
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I say a lot of hoopla. 1997 • ♋️

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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Exactly why I stopped sharing my plans with everybody.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Zephyr.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
lol that’s it.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
To the point where I can’t win.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I just be feeling like, there’s somethin or someone against me.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I’m over it.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
lol, shit for the birds.
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Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
They really said, No Bra Today...
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Fresh hair, fresh wax. Feeling like a new woman.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
So I’m wearing this bodysuit and pants to work. No bra because I started laundry this morning. Plus, I’m an itty bitty titty committee member but I always wear nipple covers. Tell me why I just went to the bathroom and my headlights are ON. Poking through the nipple covers…. straight mortified.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Reskeet y’all go to GIF
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
My manager saw me this morning and said “Hey, you’ve got your cute little headband on today!” Definitely a wig band lmao. I get my hair done after work and didn’t want to waste time or product laying my lace.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Ma’am, go to bed lmao. Immediately.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
How or when did you learn how to negotiate in the business world?
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My name is B and I’m addicted to Pyro’s.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I… have seen it all atp.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
God & the Goal(s). Good afternoon. 🤸🏾‍♀️
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
First time having a lychee margarita annddddd I’m not mad at it.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Having a well deserved margarita after a long ass day at both jobs. Hallelujah.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
So my dad threw an old suitcase out on the curb. This random man picked it up and made a boombox out of it. Yes, it works.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I’m late but muchhhh appreciated. 😌🤞🏾
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I feel like the cartoon character I relate to the most right now in my life is Daria. 1010%.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
When you argue with me, this is who you’re arguing with
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Nun, about to eat my lunch I brought to work for breakfast
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Something is… trying to throw me off balance. Spiritually, mentally, & physically and I-
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Goodmorning.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Nun, just existing.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
My face hurts.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
She’s stunning.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I prefer complete silence.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I feel like facing fatass wood right now. But I know my tolerance is so low at this point, it wouldn’t be possible.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Ready to get back in the bed.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
So I decided to go to get some chicken hibachi and rice since I’m sick…. Tell me why on Tuesdays it’s buy one get one free hibachi? I just got 2 fatass chicken hibachi meals for $13.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I’m miserable.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Currently.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Who tf got me sick and why would you do such a thing?!?!
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Really don’t want to go to sleep. Due for a nightmare.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I don’t see anything wrong with a woman rubbing her man’s feet if they’re hurting him tbh. When did foot rubs become gender specific?
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Okay so there’s a woman on my Facebook that’s asking this question verbatim: “Is it not some sassy ass shit for a nigga to ask a female to rub his feet?!”
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
*sigh* Say it back, NOW.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
So the attendant at the metaphysical shop told me someone’s trying to spiritually attack me or wish bad on me. They also just so happened to be all out of protection bracelets that day. And not even 2hrs later, I fell down a flight of concrete steps….
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Goodmorninggg 🤸🏾‍♀️
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Thank you!!!! I said this to one of my coworkers the other day. I really don’t have a desire to own a home if I’m the only one living in it.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Somebody come kidnap me from work. I’ll pay you in free food.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
And guess who’s back in this bitch the very next day for another 10 hour shift because “too many people are sick” for me to rest my swollen ankle?? ☺️☺️☺️
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I fell down a flight of concrete stairs as I was walking to clock in to my 10 hour shift. I landed backwards on my ankle, so I just had to work a whole Saturday night shift in agony.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Just now getting in the bed. Tonight at work was ROUGH, okay.
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b.🤸🏾‍♀️ @therealbjanae.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
My protection bracelet randomly broke at work today. No stress on it or anything. So now I’m trying to figure out what that means.
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