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Jadine Klomparens

@thequietfish.bsky.social
805 followers 139 following 95 posts

Chasing dreams. And Magic. OK, mostly Magic. Principal Game Designer, MTG Play Design, #WotCStaff

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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Can recommend the Spokane chili’s though. Worth the trip. Maybe on a weekend.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Thanks Ben
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Had a dream last night that featured the idea of Paul Revere who is obsessed with the number 3 because 1 or 2 would mean the British are coming. Dream had him at a poker table with his chips in stacks of three. I think the concept of three-o-phile Paul Revere is the funniest thought I’ve ever had.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My biggest growth arc in 2025 has been learning to be okay with being a person who drinks black decaf coffee.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Just asked Carmen if she thought the sleep token song Caramel would be better if it was called Bechamel and she nearly crashed the car from laughing so hard :(
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Saying “in the parlance of the youth” to refer to internet lingo I don’t know is one of the funniest things I do on a regular basis, but no one seems to agree with me. This post rated “You should definitely post that dear” by @carmparens.bsky.social
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Saw some people outside wearing beanies a few days ago and I realized I missed the memo - it’s beanie season again! My favorite time of the year.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Will be discussed more on WeeklyMTG tomorrow, so tune in! #WotcStaff
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The purpose of our 1/year rule is to make Standard feel stable. The goal is to make the next rotation cycle as fun as possible, and uncertainty over rotation won't stop us. If we miss, we’ll fix it next window – a long period of fun and stability is more important than a 1/year limit. #WotcStaff
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Really spoiled on good food this weekend.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Latte has a nice cross section too :(
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
My wfie is soft n I like her
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Watching my annual football game today.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’ve been known to yap
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
@carmparens.bsky.social is spoiling me today, a day with no particular significance. Not that I’m complaining.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Welllllllllllllll Yeah, that’s accurate.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Playing more league is good for my posting volume
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
They’re calling her the poster
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It’s a vibes-based quota.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Couple posts short of hitting my new years resolution quota from a couple years ago.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Been playing league with Carmen, who is just learning. Today I told her “btw as an adc you do most of your champ damage with your right click” and then the next two games she killed tons of people.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Hang out with my friends more
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
What do you not believe @carmparens.bsky.social
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Threeish years later, my lattes have finally hit the illustrious bar of “better than starbucks” according to my wife. Been nice having the time to make her several this break!
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Idk i kinda see the vision
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
You have figured out why I’m posting so much in December
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
So true
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
In her defense, it was a really great tweet. In my defense, I am reclusive and anti-fun by nature.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Made the wife a latte, myself an americano, and brought up coffee hour with a couple of cookies for us to enjoy in bed. 20 minutes later, I squandered all that good will after she showed me her tweet, I said it was great, she asked if I rtd it, and I said “I would never”
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Buying a mattress. Talking to salesperson, signing things, nodding knowingly at return policies and delivery dates, etc. Meanwhile, Carmen is attempting to unhook the zipper of my jacket from my wallet, which I somehow got hooked together. I wish I had thought to take the jacket off.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I knew I could count on you.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
For those wondering, 31 was the final number of hair ties found under the couch after it got loaded into the truck. I would set the line for ones I’m responsible for at 30.5.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I love that
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Did you get a trophy? If yes, do you still have it?
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Natural Born Chiller @devoteddruid.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Hey Jadine! Great post!
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
So true!
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Carmen said it was funnier with both punch lines.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Packing for a move, decluttering. Faced with hard decisions like: do i want my 2nd place trophy from 6th grade mathcounts? On one hand, no, and also I won’t in 20 years. On the other hand, it does contain atoms, which may be useful someday. This post is about Raging Ravine. #WotcStaff
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Close!
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If the song has 100,000 listeners, I am the best of them. If 1,000,000, i am top ten. If 0, then I am no longer on this Earth.
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
That’s top .001% listener ty
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I listened to As Good A Reason by Paris Paloma 250 times this year. My most listened song having a higher number then @carmparens.bsky.social ‘s is rare
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
You’re a gamer
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Same
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I’m on record saying seasons 4/5 are the best seasons of television of all time
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
That’s what i’m worried about
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
@thequietfish.bsky.social
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
New site new strat
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Jadine Klomparens @thequietfish.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Buckle up
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