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Colin Harris-Day

@thepoetscane.com
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Bumbler. Burbler. Published occasionally.

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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 18/09/2026
Sad to hear Stephanie Cole has died, but confused that she was only 84. She'd been playing pensioners for about 40 years!
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 18/09/2026
Didn't this guy used to have principles? Who thinks, ooh I fancy a career change, I'll go work for the tech department of the apocalypse.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 01/09/2026
Messi retiring from being Gulliver in Lilliput, going by this photo.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 23/08/2026
Champion of the Earth? The man has spent his life flying around the world in private pollution-causing jets just to stare at animals having sex. He's a hazard! (This is a joke. I do not want to be stabbed by nature documentary fans)
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 15/08/2026
Guy can survive on a cactus in the desert for a week but can't find protein in the greengrocers.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 11/08/2026
Fair enough. The proliferation of betting shops is of course a direct result of New Labour legislation, however.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 28/07/2026
Local Facebook groups are a breed of their own.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 14/07/2026
This is the two of them in better times. Kokoro and James.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 14/07/2026
This is James. He passed away today. He had a good innings, he was at least 17. He was a wonderful cat and we'll miss him terribly. Will be buried alongside his sister in the garden.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 21/04/2026
In the endless sorting of my late mum's house I have retrieved these favourite records. You can probably accurately gauge my entire personality from them.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 10/04/2026
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 02/04/2026
This tom yum soup must be really spicy.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 09/02/2026
This is a raffle prize at my son's school. Should I be calling child services?
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 15/01/2026
I didn't have a #DoctorWho phase as a child, but you'd be forgiven for thinking it.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 07/12/2025
Can Paul Stanley put his make up back on please. Why do they have a balloon of Sylvester Stallone?
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 11/11/2025
You even get an 'in memory of' for all your dead colonists. Aw.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 11/11/2025
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 11/11/2025
This is irrelevant news but I want to put it somewhere. One of my childish hobbies is playing Rimworld, and for the first time since I started playing it years ago I finally got the little fuckers to get into a ship and leave the planet. This makes me happy. You get a little song too.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 08/11/2025
Random photos from the past couple of months.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 04/11/2025
Every chess game I play with my son ends up like this. Everything is trapped, and I lose because I can't keep in my head the dozens of outcomes for every move, and so make a mistake and it snowballs.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 31/10/2025
The rapist formerly known as Prince.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 19/10/2025
He doesn't need any help. The fucking size of him.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 30/09/2025
Fucking hell, metro. Do some research on your terminology.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 23/09/2025
There's a Mitchell and Webb sketch where a man reaches heaven, and his reward is to be given his high score on Candy Crush because they thought that was his life's work. That will be me with this bloody thing.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 22/09/2025
Got hooked on this bloody thing again. I think I reached six digits eventually last time.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 04/09/2025
How can he be in secondary school already?
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 15/08/2025
This wasn't even the weirdest scene in this film.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 08/08/2025
Not just blueberries. Even when it's right, it's wrong.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 27/07/2025
So Jesse wants to make a sandwich with these ingredients. I'm sure this will be fine.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 22/06/2025
Blah blah Trump's dick blah blah mmmm.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 19/06/2025
Blimey, those Hale and Pace tickets were expensive. Good to see them doing Wembley though.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 27/05/2025
What's the expected donation? A kidney?
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 17/05/2025
The boy is eleven today. Lord of fiotball, Doctor Who and The Beatles stuff. The holy trinity for him!
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 15/05/2025
I know what you mean about Cassian's face though. He looks perpetually startled, like Reece Dinsdale.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 22/04/2025
Bit harsh.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 04/04/2025
There is no need for that arse.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 01/04/2025
If only they knew how terrible I am at keeping plants alive.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 14/03/2025
At the football like I'm a regular human.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 01/03/2025
The Tate brothers really do look like GTA npcs.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 11/02/2025
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 05/02/2025
He's facilitating the end of America and he thinks it's a fucking joke.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 03/02/2025
Not really though, Telegraph, are they?
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 20/01/2025
Field of Twats. If you vote him they will come.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 02/01/2025
And I should know better.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 02/01/2025
The man is an unhinged ignorant dick.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 01/01/2025
Crikey, I used to live on this road. The house on the left in fact.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 27/12/2024
I think someone working in Smiths is either being silly or needs to go back to school.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 24/12/2024
Heil Santa.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 01/12/2024
Santa Dash accomplished.
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Colin Harris-Day @thepoetscane.com · 01/12/2024
New look.
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