The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026store.dsausa.org/products/med...store.dsausa.orgMedicare for All TeeThrowing it back with a purpose. This Medicare for All tee brings a familiar design back into the spotlight, and we’re proud to support a message centered on care, community, and standing up for what ... 020
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You've got a career as a T-Shirt model. I'm expecting to look just as handsome when I buy that shit. 100
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My “we will not be attacking Iran shirt…” yada and so forth. 000
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm lucky enough to have great parents, but as a father myself this talk disgusts me. 000
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Fundamentals are the crutch if the talentless” but sincerely held. 000
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026With a Halloween event! I hit my 76 wall way before you did. Every time I want to get back into it I’m unable. Still love FO4 after all these years. 000
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Americans are historically great at collective sacrifice for the greater good. 002
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Unreasonably upset he’s using Spaceman Spiff as his profile photo. 040
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Trump misses being 16 years younger and having affairs so he’s lashing out at a dude living the life he wants. 130
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I like how I learn more about my fantasy football team from following you than I do with keeping up with the ESPN app. 001
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Google searches for “Pennsylvania senator recall” up 9700% today 135319
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026That money isn’t yours. It’s his back child support. 2530
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Trying my hand at a fermented hot sauce. Mostly Buena Mulata peppers, but threw in some long hots I had sitting around and a handful of ghost peppers. Left all the seeds in. 010
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I thought all lives mattered?! Are you saying there’s no winning with these people? 020
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random to avoid an awful September. (All credit to @sophiaflorence.bsky.social) 020
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026What have you been reading that you can recommend in these, the best of all possible times? 100
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The guy in the 4th panel was only somewhat concerned before. 000
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026What in the fuck is a Hassan Piker and why do the boneless Dems give a shit about it? 010
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Damn @mapquest.com , not super stoked on the temu ad, but I’ll give you a shot on my trip tomorrow. 020
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Harder to fundraise when you’re in power. 010
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026youtube.com/shorts/pz2vH... Sharing the Some More News Clip this appears to be uploaded from. Great show. @somemorenews.bsky.socialyoutube.comAI Slop makes Tim Pool Nostalgic for FascismYouTube video by Some More News 000
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I'm probably late on this, but aren't podcasts audio and not video? Is the video offered because you're both impossibly attractive? 010
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Executing drivers if they don't blow through a yellow for evicerating moments of the lives behind them. 070
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I choose to believe that's not a hat. 020
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026He can't go without attention for any period of time. People just assume it happened if we get a moment of peace longer than a day. 1150
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Doesn't strike me as a disingenuous dipshit. 000
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Department of Defeat. Save tax dollars on existing DoD merch. 010
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Wanted to see if he could fight. He could not. Amazing stuff. 0170
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 Bought this. So many fond memories reading these collections as a kid. I still have some of those in the house, but can't wait to share these with my 6 year old. 000
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Loved this bit, but the whole thing is wonderful. Thank you. 000
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Listened to this on my way home today (excellent). Didn't realize I was in on the ground floor 000
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Every once in a while it's just fulfilling a tangent from 15 years ago. It'll be exciting to see what happens! 000
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I was trying to fall asleep and instead the cat and I spent two hours chasing a bat who somehow got into the house. Which we caught. Next stop. Health department! 040
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 13/08/2026quote with your favorite engagement bait prompt 060
The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The calls I get to diagnose car problems CarTalk style have dropped off precipitously, though that's probably because my friends have some money now and no longer exclusively drive shitboxes. 000
