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The Pirate Captain

@thepiratecaptain.bsky.social
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You try finding a job with nothing on your resume but fake ghost pirate.

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The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Americans are historically great at collective sacrifice for the greater good.
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The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Trying my hand at a fermented hot sauce. Mostly Buena Mulata peppers, but threw in some long hots I had sitting around and a handful of ghost peppers. Left all the seeds in.
Red scorpion pepperJar of peppers in brine on a countertop.
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The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random to avoid an awful September. (All credit to @sophiaflorence.bsky.social)
Miata with a bike rack.
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The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What in the fuck is a Hassan Piker and why do the boneless Dems give a shit about it?
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The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I was trying to fall asleep and instead the cat and I spent two hours chasing a bat who somehow got into the house. Which we caught. Next stop. Health department!
A Tupperware container in the forefront , it has a bat in it. A cat sits contently  behind it.
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The Pirate Captain @thepiratecaptain.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
quote with your favorite engagement bait prompt
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