thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Don't know if these work or not. Going to have to weight and sea 000
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Since it's 9/25 I'd like to wish y'all a Happy Dolly Parton Day 02411
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Remember the good old days when the worst things were things like: that motorcycle dude cheated on America's sweetheart Sandra Bullock, everybody got a free U2 album and Keith Richards tried to grow a mustache ? Good times 000
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The bad news: I dropped a full bowl of spaghetti and meatballs. The good news: I have a very clean floor and a very happy dog. 010
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Remember back in the olde days when the worst things were, like - that idiot motorcycle dude cheated on Sandra Bullock, everyone got a free U2 album and Keith Richards tried growing a mustache for a while ? Those were the days 010
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Buddy ! (used judgementally, as in: Bro !, of course eveyone knows that !) 020
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026When the world gives you Clarence Clemons, make Clarence Clemonade 010
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I had a joke about being thirsty at a dance but the punch line was too long 010
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I had a joke about being thirsty at a dance but the punch line was too long 031
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026You mean like the Pretty Fly White Guy's tattoo ? 010
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my Dad, not screaming and panicky like his passengers 175
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 14/07/2026and then the British make it worse with diarrhoea 030
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Lawyer : Can you dig it ? A man selling ice cream : Yes, I can ! 010
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Greek goddess getting ready to go out? Pursephone 130
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Some people would rather invent a new joke format than go to therapy 010
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I heard something was going on over at Grover's Mill 000
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I would pretend I'm a cloud, but I have a stratus fear 042
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Q: What actress do you turn into when you're having a colonoscopy ? A: Cameron Diaz 010
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Running out to get more spices - a dash of salt 010
