thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Since it's 9/25 I'd like to wish y'all a Happy Dolly Parton Day 02411
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Remember the good old days when the worst things were things like: that motorcycle dude cheated on America's sweetheart Sandra Bullock, everybody got a free U2 album and Keith Richards tried to grow a mustache ? Good times 000
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The bad news: I dropped a full bowl of spaghetti and meatballs. The good news: I have a very clean floor and a very happy dog. 010
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Remember back in the olde days when the worst things were, like - that idiot motorcycle dude cheated on Sandra Bullock, everyone got a free U2 album and Keith Richards tried growing a mustache for a while ? Those were the days 010
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026When the world gives you Clarence Clemons, make Clarence Clemonade 010
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Q: What actress do you turn into when you're having a colonoscopy ? A: Cameron Diaz 010
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Suffered a case of TMABS this morning (temporary morning-after beet shock) 000
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 19/01/2026James Taylor wrote Steamroller Blues in the key of E. Shoulda been in B flat, no ? 000
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 08/09/2025I can't believe it's "How was your summer ?" time again already 020
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 31/08/2025*shaking a Magic 8 Ball Me: Will my eyesight ever get better ? Coconut: 010
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 21/08/2025I don't know why, but I take great joy in the fact that "Yo, Banana Boy !" is a palindrome 052
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 07/08/2025My preteen has a wonderful pineapple smell : a dole scent 031
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 21/04/2025When the smoke coming out of the chimney is weed 010
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Happy International Beaver Day to all who observe 000
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Yeah, sex is great and everything but have you ever gotten that one number that unlocks the rest of your sudoku ? 000
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 26/01/2025OK, I've psyched myself up and I think I'm finally ready to start Dry January (prob in the next couple days) 000
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 23/01/2025And I thought Saskatchewan Tourism's REGINA - IT RHYMES WITH FUN slogan was racy. Australia wins again 000
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Imagine having the name Clint. You'd have to be so careful every time you printed your name. 000
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 06/01/2025A little miffed that the bar code wasn't invented by someone from Scandinavia. Lame 000
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Guys ! It's a Christmas miracle. I found the house ! You know, the one from the Christmas song. I can't remember what it's called but there was a special phrase about the 4 kids from one two ninety-two. Wishing you all the best. 000
thepgw.bsky.social @thepgw.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Getting texts from my teen is terrifying. I never know if it's a simple spelling mistake or some new word/term that will earn me a tsky eyeroll if I ask 000
