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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Text that reads, “My mind is exceptionally quiet today.
I'm suspicious I'm up to something I don't want me to know about.”
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Coincidence?
Two consecutive Bluesky posts. A humorous one from @WhimsicalMuse stating a thunderstorm enhances the reading experience by 52%. Immediately followed by @nws.noaa warning of heavy thunderstorms in the upper Midwest and the Rockies
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Shark week is here, everybody. Post a shark.
Katy Perry and the Left Shark
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Because it’s the start of the work week I thought everyone needed a picture of a relative’s dog. I accept cash, precious metals, gems, coffee, and ice cream #TimelineCleanse #Dogs
A brown and white dappled / piebald mini dachshund looking up and to the right of the viewer
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s 1-1 at the hydration break for Germany v Curaçao and the picture in my head is Hasselhoff in Dodgeball
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Pepe Okaaaaayyyy
Pepe the King Prawn in a red jacket and gold shirt giving 4 thumbs up
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
The Millennium Falcon
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone
Bill the Cat from the Bloom County Comix strip by Berkeley Breathed. He is saying, “ACK!”
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#GoAvsGo
A stick figure pokes a Colorado Avalanche logo on the ground saying, “C’mon, do something…”
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If you see this, post a STAR TREK.
The 5 Captains of the Starship Enterprise with their Enterprise ship version in the foreground. Text at the bottom lists their character as well as their real life name: 

STAR TREK
CAPTAIN KIRK - WILLIAM SHATNER
CAPTAIN PICARD - PATRICK STEWART
CAPTAIN SISKO - AVERY BROOKS
CAPTAIN JANEWAY - KATE MULGREW
CAPTAIN ARCHER - SCOTT BAKULA
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
#GoAvsGo
A stick figure poking the Colorado Avalanche logo and saying, “C’mon, do something…”
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love.
Rocky & Bullwinkle from The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show.
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only
The poster for the movie Planes, Trains, and Automobiles starring Steve Martin and Hohn Candy
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Post your warning sign
White letters on a red background that say, “WARNING
POLITICALLY INCORRECT AREA
ALL P.C. PERSONNEL ENTERING THESE PREMISES WILL ENCOUNTER GRAVELY OFFENSIVE BEHAVIOR AND OPINIONS.
RAMPANT INSENSITIVITY AUTHORIZED”
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Post a pic from one of your devices without explanation.
A metal sculpture of Superman in flight. The cape and shorts are red and the skin is a dark silver
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Half the game is over and sog are 12-10 WSH 🙄 #GoAvsGo
A line drawn figure pokes a stick at the Colorado Avs logo on the ground while saying, “C’mon, do something…”
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Our man Cale! #GoAvsGo
An image of Avalanche defenseman Cale Makar. The text below says, “CALE MAKAR | #8 | DEFENSEMAN
FIRST D-MAN SINCE 1992 WITH 3 CONSECUTIVE 20-GOAL SEASONS”
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Also, WEDGIE IS HERE! #GoAvsGo I asked him if it was a hockey interview or baby tips for Rachel. He said “baby tips”. Make sure you’re following me for answers to all the hard-hitting questions everyone else is afraid to ask 🤡😄😉🃏
Colorado Avalanche goalie Scott Wedgewood on his cell phone during a PWHL game between the MN Frost and NY SirensColorado Avalanche goalie Scott Wedgewood and Altitude studio host Rachel Tos prepare for an interview during a PWHL game between the MN Frost and NY Sirens
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
@thepwhl.com @pwhlpa.bsky.social #TakeoverTour #Denver #NicoleHensley #RachelTos
2026 PWHL Takeover Tour in Denver a shot of the ice and overhead scoreboard 2026 PWHL Takeover Tour in Denver . Goalie Nicole Hensley and defender Lee Steklein guarding the net2026 PWHL Takeover Tour in Denver goalie Nicole Hensley making an easy saveColorado Avalanche announcer Rachel Tos broadcasting from the PWHL Takeover Tour in Denver
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Be a tourist in your own town. Share a photo.
Snow covered Red Rocks Amphitheater in winter
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This seems un-possible??? #GoAvsGo
A graphic on a tv screen shows that Jack Johnson was the last Colorado Avalanche player to have scored a goal at the Canada Life Center SINCE DEC. 16, 2023
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This administration’s legacy Photo credit: unknown
This image shows a blood-stained school backpack belonging to an Iranian schoolgirl killed during a military strike on a school in Minab, Iran, in late February 2026.
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Keep reminding them there’s a Bluesky setting that won’t let them post until they fill out the alt text
The image displays the Bluesky setting for requiring alt text before posting
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I often wonder if Kona believes she’s a cat because she will tolerate you being next to her until you stop petting. Then she’ll move to a spot where she can *not* be next to anyone
A brindle colored dog named Kona is looking at the viewer while laying down on a couch and resting her head on a wooden coffee table as if it was a pillow
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I would do anything for love but I won’t do it for love. I am an enigma
Singer meatloaf at a microphone. The text on the left says: TYPE "I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE, BUT I WON'T" AND USE: PREDICTIVE TEXT TO FINISH THE SENTENCE
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Well, they have a pierogi plushie so anything is possible
The members of the 2026 Winter Olympics Polish Skating team. One of them is holding up a plushie shaped like a pierogi
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
A stick figure using a stick to poke the Avs logo. He is saying, “C'mon, do something...”
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This is who runs this account
Bill the Cat from Bloom County saying, “Ack!”
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hello from #Denver and #BallArena #PWHLTakeoverTour #SeattleTorrent #VancouverGoldeneyes #EveryonWatchesWomensSports
The Seattle Torrent and Vancouver Golden Eyes playing ice hockey at Ball Arena in Denver, COThe Seattle Torrent and Vancouver Golden Eyes playing ice hockey at Ball Arena in Denver, CO
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
💤 😴 🥱
Stick figure using a stick to poke at the Colorado Avalanche logo saying, “C’mon, do something”
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Spider-Man same meme
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
bsky.app/profile/thep...
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Hope this helps
Linus is talking to Snoopy, who is holding a hockey stick. The dialogue:

Linus: I DON'T THINK YOURE A REAL HOCKEY PLAYER AT ALL...

Linus cont’d: PROVE TO ME THAT YOU'RE A REAL HOCKEY PLAYER..

Snoopy shows Linus a grin with missing teeth

Linus (walking away): YOU'RE A REAL HOCKEY PLAYER!
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Came into the game late and didn’t want to post since I was watching on delay and catching up during the commercials. Great win by the team - Nate with his 30th and snapped the Mild win streak! W00t! W00t! #GoAvsGo
Colorado Avalanche Bigfoot / Yeti logo on a white background
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I need a pair of pants like Al Roker is wearing tonight /nerd
Al Roker wearing a blue puff jacket, vest, and amazing red plaid pants
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Saint Susanna Parish in Dedham, MA has the right idea; the baby Jesus in their nativity scene was replaced with a sign and a phone number to report ICE activity
A nativity scene where the baby Jesus has been replaced with a sign saying, “ICE WAS HERE”A close up of the ICE WAS HERE sign replacing the baby Jesus in a nativity scene. Below it is another sign with a phone number encouraging viewers to report ICE activity
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
White text on black background that says, “Please don't pick on kids that still believe in Santa.
Remember, there are adults that still believe Donald Trump is a good person. Pick on them instead.”
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
It’s gotten stronger!
The Aurora Borealis viewed from Lakewood, CO at about 7:30pm on 11/11/2025The Aurora Borealis viewed from Lakewood, CO at about 7:30pm on 11/11/2025
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
These are unprocessed cell phone photos of the Aurora Borealis taken about 7pm in Lakewood, CO on 11/11/2025 @bianchiweather.bsky.social @kylec.bsky.social @nexton9news.bsky.social @9news.bsky.social
The Aurora Borealis viewed from Lakewood, CO at about 7pm on 11/11/2025. The Aurora Borealis viewed from Lakewood, CO at about 7pm on 11/11/2025.
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If you see this, quote post with a vampire who isn't Dracula
Count Von Count from Sesame Street waves at the viewer
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I don’t have film, but I do have opinions
Photo from inside the net of Avs forward Nazem Kadri on one knee as he watches his game winning ultimate buzzer beater goal in 2020Joe Sakic and Ray Bourque holding the Stanley Cup above their heads in 2001Gabe Landeskog lifting the 2022 Stanley Cup in front of a shower of golden sparks in the background
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
#AvsBingo after 2. Really didn’t like filling out that Robertson goal
Avs bingo card.
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Unsolicited kick pic
A black and white photo of Bruce Lee performing a hook kick to the face of an opponent
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Good morning hockey fans and welcome to the 2025-2026 season! #GOAVSGO 💪🏼🏒🥅
The Colorado Avalanche logo on a textured background of the Denver skyline and snow covered mountains
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
Anthony Hopkins and Antonio Banderas practicing swordplay in a movie still from The Mask of Zorro.
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
We’re losing all the old goalies people #RIP Bernie Parent
Smiling, retired NHL Goalie Bernie Parent wearing a dark colored suit with his fists raised to chest height showing off his 2 Stanley Cup rings, one on each fist
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I don’t know if there’s a movie he was in or that he directed that I did not enjoy. And some of them are among my favorites. #RIP to a Legend, Robert Redford
Three side by side images of Robert Redford from different movies he was in. From left to right: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, All the Presidents Men, and The Horse Whisperer
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
#Goalies #GoAvsGo
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Donald Sutherland as Matthew Bennell in Invasion of the Body Snatchers. He looks horrified, eyes bulging, mouth gaping, and he is pointing his right finger at the viewer
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thePG 📷 🦍 @thepg.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
His pose became iconic. #RIP to an absolute Legend.
Montreal Canadian goalie Ken Dryden leaning on his goalie stick while standing in the crease. There are fans watching from behind the rink glass
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