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@thepezwitch.bsky.social
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professional hipster✌🏻 tags: #nostalgiacore #musicsky #digitalart

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
“Sisters not twins” I say to myself as I put my eyebrows through a bitter divorce- and lefties definitively getting the kids
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
So I was opening tonight for two bands full of old men so I just guessed the vibe and played a bunch of Willie Nelson and Arlo Guthrie and Gram Parsons and the band after me just opened with Neutral Milk Hotel
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The more I lean into the fact I’m just kind of an awkward nerd, the less stage fright I have honestly
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I need a legendary pull for the costume contest at the bar I work at and boy howdy have I waited until last minute
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
A haunted house but instead of clowns with chainsaws it’s me from 2016 and I’m not allowed to hit her with a really big rock
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Kness @kness.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Squirrels and mushrooms for this matcha bowl set 🐿️🍄
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Muriel Bagg would have been such a good mother to the eraserhead baby
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I love you october nights I love you sleeping with my window cracked open but a heated blanket
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Just watched this pretty young kid grunge band and their drummer immediately got off stage, loaded out gear, and is now trying to read House Of Leaves in a dimly lit basement venue. It’s honestly based as hell
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I love going to bar shows cuz there’s always that one guy having a spiritual experience
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
meeting scheduled for 11am and then everyone texting the group chat at 10:30 to say they just got out of bed and the meeting isn’t happening is the most working-at-a-bar thing that has happened since I’ve been working at a bar
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Realizing all my favorite singers aren’t “great” they’re just loud was lifechanging
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Kathryn Cramer 📚🎨 @kathryncramer.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I love this place.
Read Motherfucking books! All damn day
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Like imagine someone doing all 26 minutes of Alice’s Restaurant
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I always wanna do A Bit™️ at karaoke but I never do because I’m so in love with the KJ down here
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
How often I can just be like “I have a plant for that” is kinda insane
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I love that so much
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Sometimes going to work is hard but loud Iron Maiden on the way there helps
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Every time my kids bring home a scholastic book fair flier my brain plays the Mariah Carey “it’s tiiiiiime” tiktok audio
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I missed my calling as a drunk history presenter
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I have this one friend that I’m like 85% sure my mom sent to me specifically but that’s an insane thing to say so I just send her memes and tell her I love her
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
My littlest lady and I match every Halloween and she just informed me that this year we’re gonna be galactic space bunnies🤣🥲
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
No one has ever understood being a thirty year old woman like 28 year old Billy Joel or 35 year old Bruce Springsteen
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I m too tender lately to be on tiktok Jesus Christ
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Why does it have to cost $37 just to exit my house
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
There once was a sweet carnivorous plant Who couldn’t help but feel restless wherever he sat And a kind little mantis who could not help but find A whole stream of lovers, who kept losing their minds But they soon crossed paths, and their true love was sworn And that’s how Beatrice came to be born🌱
A digital drawing of a green praying mantis with the head of a Venus flytrap reaches up to try and eat a fly
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I openly said to myself “oh this would have done numbers on Tumblr” when I took this photo
A half empty beer sits at a bar, covered by a box of tarot cards
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I’ve never had so many songs in my head at once chat do we think I can ride this wave into an album
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I appreciate you, tbh I was just having an overwhelm meltdown. I do this to myself with spreading myself too thin🤷🏻‍♀️
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I’m gonna have a goddamn freak out
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
What an incredibly “if it’s not one thing it’s another” fuckin day
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Dishwalla’s Counting Blue Cars walked so Ariana Grande could run
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The Smallville soundtrack did irreparable damage to my taste in music
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I wish I could be trusted to go buy a pack of djarum blacks and just have one every once in a while as a little treat but lord almighty I absolutely cannot do that
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Omg I love this
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Related but unrelated but I hope you know you’re one of my favorite people on this app
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I wish I knew what I want to be when I grow up this place is so soul sucking sometimes
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
My honey and I were rewatching Buffy and literally were getting ready to start 5x16 when my mom passed away and god I’m so ready to watch my favorite show but also am I gonna be able to do that
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I have a working theory that everyone has a government assigned butt rock band
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Meeeee
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Simon Tucker @situcker.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
What a way for Ozzy to bow out. Actually getting his flowers whilst still alive which so many greats don’t have a chance to. He may be gone but an entire genre is his legacy. Rest in noise Ozzy 🙌
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I feel like more people worry about people never doing anything wrong than they do focusing on what people do right
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Fuck today
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Trick question they don’t be loading anything (source: 100+ tabs AND never charged gang)
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Today’s genre of the day for me is heavy metal covers of horror movie theme songs, apparently
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Mostly just reminding myself to try to focus on the donut not the hole🤘🏻
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Sometimes I think I forget that art and nature and music and family are the whole fucking point
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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I have a few and they’re really creative😭 I’m an indie perfume girlie but Amorphous’s 1983 is my all time favorite
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