iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

“Sisters not twins” I say to myself as I put my eyebrows through a bitter divorce- and lefties definitively getting the kids

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

So I was opening tonight for two bands full of old men so I just guessed the vibe and played a bunch of Willie Nelson and Arlo Guthrie and Gram Parsons and the band after me just opened with Neutral Milk Hotel

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

The more I lean into the fact I’m just kind of an awkward nerd, the less stage fright I have honestly

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I need a legendary pull for the costume contest at the bar I work at and boy howdy have I waited until last minute

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

A haunted house but instead of clowns with chainsaws it’s me from 2016 and I’m not allowed to hit her with a really big rock

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Kness @kness.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Squirrels and mushrooms for this matcha bowl set 🐿️🍄

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Muriel Bagg would have been such a good mother to the eraserhead baby

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

I love you october nights I love you sleeping with my window cracked open but a heated blanket

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Just watched this pretty young kid grunge band and their drummer immediately got off stage, loaded out gear, and is now trying to read House Of Leaves in a dimly lit basement venue. It’s honestly based as hell

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I love going to bar shows cuz there’s always that one guy having a spiritual experience

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

meeting scheduled for 11am and then everyone texting the group chat at 10:30 to say they just got out of bed and the meeting isn’t happening is the most working-at-a-bar thing that has happened since I’ve been working at a bar

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Realizing all my favorite singers aren’t “great” they’re just loud was lifechanging

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Kathryn Cramer 📚🎨 @kathryncramer.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I love this place.

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I always wanna do A Bit™️ at karaoke but I never do because I’m so in love with the KJ down here

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

How often I can just be like “I have a plant for that” is kinda insane

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Sometimes going to work is hard but loud Iron Maiden on the way there helps

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Every time my kids bring home a scholastic book fair flier my brain plays the Mariah Carey “it’s tiiiiiime” tiktok audio

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I missed my calling as a drunk history presenter

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I have this one friend that I’m like 85% sure my mom sent to me specifically but that’s an insane thing to say so I just send her memes and tell her I love her

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

My littlest lady and I match every Halloween and she just informed me that this year we’re gonna be galactic space bunnies🤣🥲

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

No one has ever understood being a thirty year old woman like 28 year old Billy Joel or 35 year old Bruce Springsteen

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I m too tender lately to be on tiktok Jesus Christ

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Why does it have to cost $37 just to exit my house

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

There once was a sweet carnivorous plant Who couldn’t help but feel restless wherever he sat And a kind little mantis who could not help but find A whole stream of lovers, who kept losing their minds But they soon crossed paths, and their true love was sworn And that’s how Beatrice came to be born🌱

A digital drawing of a green praying mantis with the head of a Venus flytrap reaches up to try and eat a fly

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

I openly said to myself “oh this would have done numbers on Tumblr” when I took this photo

A half empty beer sits at a bar, covered by a box of tarot cards

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I’ve never had so many songs in my head at once chat do we think I can ride this wave into an album

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I’m gonna have a goddamn freak out

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

What an incredibly “if it’s not one thing it’s another” fuckin day

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Dishwalla’s Counting Blue Cars walked so Ariana Grande could run

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

The Smallville soundtrack did irreparable damage to my taste in music

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

I wish I could be trusted to go buy a pack of djarum blacks and just have one every once in a while as a little treat but lord almighty I absolutely cannot do that

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

I wish I knew what I want to be when I grow up this place is so soul sucking sometimes

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

My honey and I were rewatching Buffy and literally were getting ready to start 5x16 when my mom passed away and god I’m so ready to watch my favorite show but also am I gonna be able to do that

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I have a working theory that everyone has a government assigned butt rock band

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Simon Tucker @situcker.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

What a way for Ozzy to bow out. Actually getting his flowers whilst still alive which so many greats don’t have a chance to. He may be gone but an entire genre is his legacy. Rest in noise Ozzy 🙌

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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Today’s genre of the day for me is heavy metal covers of horror movie theme songs, apparently

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Sometimes I think I forget that art and nature and music and family are the whole fucking point

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Why has no one invented a clove cigarette vape juice I feel like I’ve found an untapped market (I’m the market)

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

running door for a show my husband is filling in for and holy shit the amount of people who have dipped because there’s a door fee (just so we can get the out of town band paid) is actually insane. Like I TOTALLY get times are tough but all the more reason to support local, ya know?

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Gonna sign up to sing Bad Horsie by Steve Vai at karaoke

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

I’ve got Baby’s First Solo Gig coming up, opening for a bluegrass horror punk band and it’s given me a wonderful excuse to play all of my favorite murder ballads

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Do we think I’m on her nerves or no

A girl takes a selfie while holding a guitar in bed. Next to her is a little girl covered in a blanket with a pillow over her head. You can’t see her face but the vibe seems like she is very frustrated anyway

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Someone at this show is wearing a shirt that says “rage against the machine learning”

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Also! It sucks that Toby Keith sucks so bad because the Statue of Liberty shaking her fist is such a good visual Anyway Alexa play Johnny Cash

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tez dispenser @thepezwitch.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

It feels so weird trying to promote a show when America is doing 90 in a 35 straight towards Nazi Germany but also I make money as a musician and need to eat so you see my dilemma

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